Dammnit "JoeSchmoe", I was looking for you there man(eventhough your a few states away), I was ready to implement the guinness world record of longest male on male kiss right in front of the Westboro lunatics......Joe it was the only thing I was looking forward to this Sat....grrrrrr

12/11/2010 7:47:35 PM

LOL WUT

O YA

sorry we missed



JBAZ, love your sign. love it.

12/11/2010 10:52:03 PM

da Baptist trolled the fuck out of yous guys

12/12/2010 9:38:20 AM

I'm very happy to hear that they had a very small presence there and that they were effectively silenced.

These people need to cease to exist.

12/12/2010 5:12:22 PM

Thanks Joe, it was wildly funny and very receptive from ppl out there. I think what made it also was the fact that I was in my one piece blue racing suit since I rode on my r6 out there. I looked like a power ranger, specially with my visored helmet. Because of the suit design, I can't hold my arms straight over my head so I had to lean back by about 15 degrees to hold the sign straight up. lol

But alas I have killed the joke.


If I go to one again, I might do some sort of iteration of "hide yo kids. hide yo wife".

12/12/2010 5:55:24 PM

You are the human embodiment of facepalm.jpg.

12/12/2010 6:00:57 PM

[Edited on December 12, 2010 at 7:06 PM. Reason : fail (photo of JBaz and his sign in my gallery)]

12/12/2010 7:04:07 PM

Quote :

"You are the human embodiment of facepalm.jpg."

I was going for head shakes but I'll take carl face any day of the week



[Edited on December 12, 2010 at 8:38 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2010 8:37:44 PM

somehow you made a sign with a lower approval rating than those of the actual WBC

12/12/2010 9:45:09 PM

Quote :

"But alas I have killed the joke"

perhaps you should have quit while you were still behind.

12/13/2010 10:24:22 AM

Shit, I thought JBaz's sign was funny, but that is because I was disabused of the notion of St. Elizabeth a LONG time ago.

12/13/2010 10:32:02 AM

it was well executed. but you know TWW. haters gon hate.

12/13/2010 10:51:51 AM

It was a nice illustration I'll give him that

12/13/2010 11:13:43 AM

more women should follow the example of the gal on the right.

12/13/2010 4:45:40 PM

I don't really get what that sign has to do with the funeral or the Westboro protesters.

12/13/2010 4:46:42 PM

that's the point.

12/13/2010 4:51:18 PM

Quote :

"perhaps you should have quit while you were still behind."

I want to make it to where I'm so far behind that I can't see the line anymore so that my social implications doesn't have a figurative reference point to compare it to.

And my friend explained it best and I'll quote his words:

Quote :

"Summary for those who still don't get the joke... There are folks who hate the gays, think Obama is Hitler and was not born here, and protest outside of peoples funerals. As you would imagine these people also lack the ability to spell and form sentences. Unfortunately you need those skills to create a rally or "picket" signs. So with the rash of angry ignorance came a rash of angry ignorant signs. Shouting slogans that made no sense, scribbling on signs spelled wrong... it was quite the site... speaking of the site, the internet spawned a counter culture of anti-ralliers who made smart signs that at a glance made no sense but when layed on an internet subculture roadmap lead to a deeper meaning. Hence "Obama is Hitler" vs "cyborg pirate ninja jesus"."

12/13/2010 5:26:59 PM

Oh, so basically you're an attention whore that craves the validation of other socially awkward idiots so badly that you're willing to disrupt a funeral to receive it.

Got it.

12/13/2010 5:51:07 PM

not really an attention whore, just wanted to make a funny sign that has no meaning. I actually hate my picture being taken, but when I have an idea, stupid or not, I'm dead set on it. This was my first "protest" actually.

12/13/2010 6:02:55 PM

That poster would have gone over very well at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.
I get what you were doing, but it was not the time or the place IMO.

[Edited on December 13, 2010 at 6:07 PM. Reason : s]

12/13/2010 6:05:31 PM

tell that to the people who made the sign "you will eat your babies"...

12/13/2010 6:07:13 PM

I have already voiced my disapprovement of them on many occasions.

12/13/2010 6:08:26 PM

someone has yet to explained that sign. Anyone take a stab?

12/13/2010 6:12:45 PM

http://www.godhatesfags.com/reports/20090329_you-eat-your-children.html

12/13/2010 6:15:28 PM

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"I get what you were doing, but it was not the time or the place IMO."

blah blah blah.

WBC jerkoffs are so fucking batshit insane they don't deserve any kind of coherent response.

12/13/2010 6:18:36 PM

Quote :

"yrrah: i still feel like there is a possibility that they are just the most outrageous trolls ever and just enjoy grinding everyone's gears ParksNrec:possibility? How is there even a chance that's NOT what they are? A family of lawyers who stand outside of people's funerals holding signs meant to enact rage in the viewers in hopes of getting assaulted so that they can sue? They aren't a religion, they're a family business with the most fucked up batshit insane business model ever."

if this were true i think there would have been a LOT more westboro picketers out than the few there were (considering how many anti-westboro people showed up )

12/13/2010 6:18:36 PM

lol wat. I can't read that. Someone in here coherently explain all that jumbleness.

I couldn't get past the Bitch Burgers.

12/13/2010 6:19:11 PM

weird ass "logic" (if i dare call it that) and bible verses:

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"If you spend just a few minutes looking at the food network you will see that they can doctor things up with weird flavoring and make anything edible – and do – early and often. There is nothing too weird or exotic for these people to try; and they pay people serious money to be really good at preparing these items so they are most delectable. It will be no thing for these iron chefs of this doomed land to make newborn baby quite appealing and truly it will be all the rage, especially among the wealthy and powerful. When one of Beast Obama’s daughters (who are being raised to be absolute whores!) gets pregnant –“makes a mistake” in that evil fork-tongued Son of Perdition’s words – since he won’t want her “punished” with his grandchild (these are his words uttered out of his Pashur-mouth on March 29, 2008, at a town hall meeting in Johnstown, PA) – that baby will only reach the moment of birth if it’s marketable as a commodity. Just think what the Antichrist President’s grandbaby’s body will fetch on the market! By then he might be world leader – the rich and powerful of the world will line up!"

[Edited on December 13, 2010 at 6:24 PM. Reason : they also claim stem cell research as "eating babies"]

12/13/2010 6:19:58 PM

Someone should have made a sign "Babies... The other white meat"

12/13/2010 6:24:34 PM

figuratively:

Quote :

"They eat their children by their hate and selfishness. They have babies for THEIR SELFISH INTEREST. They NEVER think in terms of teaching them about God, the Bible, heaven, hell, eternity, and their duty to love and obey God’s commandments. Anyone who suggests such a thing is mocked to scorn, and not let into the room. These children think it’s an absolute joke to suggest you should read and obey the Bible. They’ve been taught to be impudent, arrogant, big-mouthed, vulgar, ALTOGETHER WORTHLESS human beings. Their parents tear on each other; on them; on other family members; on their neighbors; and anyone else who gets in their path. They prate and pretend they are civil; but they are, instead, soap-opera-ishly vicious, in word and deed, and this is what these children have always seen. They know they’ve been lied to by selfish parents; I don’t care what the rhetoric is on either side. Things are busting out all over the seams of their existence, because they have no rudder, no moral compass, no guide, NO TRUTH. You adults of doomed-america have eaten up any hope they could ever have for the blessings of God or eternal happiness with your selfish lies"

12/13/2010 6:25:34 PM

if they are trolls, that's even more of a reason to not give them a coherent response.

giving them a serious well-intenetioned meaningful response, gives credibility to their position, as if they are espousing some kind of legitimate argument that needed to be countered.

whatever they are, they're not internet trolls doing it for lulz. they're trolls who live under a bridge doing it for Daddy Phelps' version of Jesus.

the only way you can effectively respond to these turds is to laugh in their face and counter their absurdity with more absurdity.

12/13/2010 6:25:44 PM

Quote :

"blah blah blah. WBC jerkoffs are so fucking batshit insane they don't deserve any kind of coherent response."

I don't think anybody in this thread is overly concerned with WBC's feelings on the matter.

12/13/2010 6:26:28 PM

ok, im done reading this site.

because about every 50 or sentences i read one and i think...well hey they've got a point there and then i read the rest and facepalm.

and then i feel really bad about even agreeing with that one itty bitty sentence.

12/13/2010 6:29:08 PM

I like my version of Jesus more. I mean come on... A Jesus with a punisher icon on his shoulder has got to be cool to go to Vegas with.

Thanks Joie for taking one for the team to figure their batshit craziness out.

[Edited on December 13, 2010 at 6:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/13/2010 6:30:41 PM

gg JBaz

12/13/2010 6:36:14 PM

^^

i feel dirty for reading that stuff.
some of its pretty.....explicit

12/13/2010 6:49:58 PM

should we quarantine you now that you've been exposed to some vile and toxic materials? First we need to get you out of those clothes and scrub you down with soap and iodine. Cody can help too.

[Edited on December 13, 2010 at 7:18 PM. Reason : ]

12/13/2010 7:18:24 PM

Quote :

" Supreme Court Sides With Westboro Baptist Church on Marine Funeral Protest "

3/2/2011 10:19:39 AM

I'm not surprised. As long as it's public land they're standing on or they have a permit first amendment lets them be douchebags.

3/2/2011 11:13:27 AM

Is this the same for the KKK?

Can they dress in their hoods and cloaks and spout racist verbiage without penalty?

3/2/2011 11:16:27 AM

Yes. They do so every few weeks.

3/2/2011 11:19:50 AM

Why hasn't someone burned down these fucker's church with all of them in it yet?

3/2/2011 11:22:50 AM

Because they serve a purpose. They bring violent, murderous rage to the surface of normal, law abiding citizens like yourself. They demonstrate how easy it would be for a lynching culture to reappear in America, how easy it would be to return to the dark days of repression and fascism. They make the staunchest free speech advocates call for public executions.

Congratulations, you just served as an object lesson!

3/2/2011 11:27:01 AM

I wasn't talking about myself or my own opinions. I was just curious, seeing as other churches that seemingly have a more neutral position have been burned down in the past, but not this one. I suppose it takes a more anarchist type of individual such as yourself to do that.

Congratulations on taking the bait!

3/2/2011 11:38:49 AM

Oh goddamn who cares about the 5 jerkoffs that show up to every funeral to wave their dick around

3/2/2011 11:43:24 AM

The bait was delicious.

3/2/2011 11:50:29 AM

It is interesting that it is so few protesters that attend these days and they still draw such a huge outcry

3/2/2011 12:01:48 PM

^^^ idk, I guess the grieving family cares

3/2/2011 1:43:09 PM

All they are are real life trolls... It's all fun and games until a 13 year old girl commits suicide.


OMG, i have a GREAT idea!!!

3/2/2011 3:09:53 PM

Upset they won 8 to 1 but I guess that is free speech for ya.

3/2/2011 3:20:29 PM