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"posts the too much."

12/20/2010 6:01:44 PM

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"But do you crush it, snort it and chase it with bourbon?"

fuck to the no. I hate snorting anything. ugh the drip.

sometimes I'll mix them witha redbull if i REALLY need to keep awake. thats about as hardcore as I get

12/20/2010 6:03:52 PM

every single cray cray person ive known, male or female, have been prescribed to addy or is currently prescribed to addy.

12/20/2010 6:04:12 PM

I mean honestly it's not hard to get the prescription. But it does help me do well in school so whatever dude.

I went off it this past semester just to see what grades I managed without it. only a 3.0. fuck it gimme dem pills

12/20/2010 6:05:29 PM

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"...What the goddamn fuck?"

I know. She's a fixer (despite being fucked up something fierce herself) and can't bring herself to cut him loose.


And she has 3 fucking kids from her first marriage.

12/20/2010 6:18:02 PM

texts you a rainbow saying "i saw this and thought of you", followed by asking what color your crotch fur is. after deciding not to go on a first date. the guy went nuts, saying "i would hate to miss out on the opportunity to be with someone like you"

after accepting a job in the same state, decides that we were "destined to be together". proceeds to talk about his gf/soon to be fiancé and the ring he bought her, then asks to come over for the intercourse. bitch plz.

12/20/2010 6:49:41 PM

locks themself in your car because you try to break up with them.

12/20/2010 6:52:41 PM

After you tell him it is over he says, "Nah, it's okay! Let's just take a nap together." And when that doesn't work he threatens to kill himself. And when that doesn't work he follows you in his car.

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 7:01 PM. Reason : -]

12/20/2010 6:59:32 PM

^ look, you dropped your wallet. I was trying to return it to you

12/20/2010 7:04:29 PM

12/20/2010 7:04:35 PM

^^ well then why did you sit at the table with me while I ate KFC and then sat in my car and wouldn't get out.

12/20/2010 7:05:31 PM

i just pulled the definition of cray cray in the facebook thread

12/20/2010 7:06:05 PM

why?! cause I'm a creepy motherfucker. That's why

12/20/2010 7:06:06 PM

when you break up with them, they want to have sex even more...

12/20/2010 7:06:37 PM

i once had a cray cray girl call me creepy on facebook

that made me feel super cray cray

12/20/2010 7:28:05 PM

I'm a dude and I do get light headed and sometimes noxious when my blood sugar gets really low. If I eat certain foods that cause major swings in blood sugar it can happen to me. Sometimes I will take glucose tablets. My mom is the same way.

12/20/2010 9:59:07 PM

she uses the term "cray cray"

12/20/2010 10:19:39 PM

Is "cray cray" from a tv show or song? I never heard of it before people started saying it on TWW.

12/20/2010 11:09:14 PM

it's a term i would expect originated with in a ethnicity of a very dark complexion .... /racist

12/20/2010 11:12:31 PM

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"Signs of the cray cray? That's easy: any woman I'm dating Seriously, my craydar SUCKS, and they know it, and they always find me."

God, this. Although I've got to believe I'm at least partly to blame for this since I'm the common denominator. I think the problem is I tend to be a nice guy to women (I know, my first mistake) and crazy chicks see this and think "he'll accept me AND my issues." Then they just end up stealing/attempting to steal my life-force.

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"do they have a normal relationship with their mother"

In my experience this is a crucial indicator. Their issues/hangups with their moms can differ and the fallout manifests itself in different ways, but if a girl doesn't have a good relationship with their mom for whatever reason, lookout.

Daddy issues are a warning sign of cray cray to a lesser extent. They can be fun if you're just trying to hook-up because these girls don't tend to have a lot of self-respect, but trying to be in a relationship with one...yeah, no bueno. It makes sense too. If a girl can't trust her father, why in the hell would she think she could trust some random dude.

I really wish I didn't have so much experience with this thread topic

12/21/2010 12:04:54 AM

Any unsolicited mention of an ex is a big red flag for crazy, at least early on. If you're so hung up on the last one that you're bringing them up out of the blue, clearly there's some sort of issue there.

My classic example is the one who brought up her ex in terms of her ex smacking her around. That should have been a billboard with CRAZY on it in red flashing lights, but sadly I pursued it right up until the moment I got sued.

12/21/2010 12:34:34 AM

What if she has mommy AND daddy issues? do they cancel out like (-)(-)=(+)

12/21/2010 12:36:44 AM

You know, they actually might. A person who hates both their parents is more likely to just not have anything to do with either of them, so they're not constantly exposed to the people that make them crazy. Whereas if you love your mom but hate your dad, you're probably still going to be at least hearing about the problem parent. Plus, if both parents are shitty then maybe the person will realize that they just got dealt a bad hand, and not everybody of either gender is a prick. And the person won't be wholly dependent on their parents like some of the examples listed in this thread.

You may be onto something here.

12/21/2010 12:42:02 AM

I think your assessment is spot-on, but I can't really say any more without getting my ass kicked (i.e. "cut off"). Good work though, I would like to RSS your podcast.

12/21/2010 12:48:12 AM

she sleeps with you on the first night

12/21/2010 2:03:26 AM

Any kind of professional dancer. It was probably fine in high school, but any girl that is still dancing into her 20's is going to be fucking crazy. I've dated a ballet dancer and someone who did some more contemporary dance and theater stuff and they were both batshit crazy. Great sex though.

12/21/2010 2:07:46 AM

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"Great sex though."

Well yeah.

It goes without saying that crazy chicks are the best in bed.

12/21/2010 2:19:17 AM

red in the head, fire in the bed

12/21/2010 2:23:25 AM

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"In my experience this is a crucial indicator. Their issues/hangups with their moms can differ and the fallout manifests itself in different ways, but if a girl doesn't have a good relationship with their mom for whatever reason, lookout."

True. One of my BFFs has serious mommy issues, and she is pretty cray cray. But at least she knows she's cray cray so she tries to do something about it

12/21/2010 9:26:35 AM

What if your mom is cray cray and that's why you don't have a great relationship? :-/

12/21/2010 9:27:52 AM

What if your mother overshares childhood moments on facebook and then tagged you in all of your humiliating childhood photographs? And then hits on your friends and becomes poke buddies with your exes?

Is it cray cray to defriend her?

12/21/2010 9:30:52 AM

so mommy issues are worse than daddy issues?

12/21/2010 9:31:39 AM

never add them in the first place

12/21/2010 9:32:21 AM

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"What if your mom is cray cray and that's why you don't have a great relationship? :-/"

That's the situation with my friend's mom. That woman is batshit cray cray to the millionth degree

12/21/2010 9:34:02 AM

^^^ I think daddy issues are worse in a girl. And mommy issues are worse in a boy.

Daddy issues in a girl = She's cray cray bc she was hugged too much or too little
Daddy issues in a boy = He's cray cray bc dad was non-existent and he had no male influence
Mommy issues in a girl = Refer to Mommy Dearest
Mommy issues in a boy = Refer to Oedipus Rex

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:35 AM. Reason : d]

12/21/2010 9:35:16 AM

Regarding the person who said living at home after college -- huh? It is fairly common in a lot of areas in the country, especially post recession. I did it and anyone on here who knows me know I'm the opposite of crazy... too normal in a way.

I think it's insane NOT to at least think about living at home. I worked and put myself through grad school at 30k + per year while accumulating no debt, loans or other. I'm in a good spot now and I attribute a lot of that to my decision to move home.

12/21/2010 9:38:19 AM

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"In my experience this is a crucial indicator. Their issues/hangups with their moms can differ and the fallout manifests itself in different ways, but if a girl doesn't have a good relationship with their mom for whatever reason, lookout."

i don't know about all of that. i guess every situation is different (or i'm crazy and just don't know it) but my mom peaced out on the family when i was in my early 20s and i don't have a relationship with her anymore. actually - i think it makes me a better person because i rather not deal with her than deal with her sociopathic ways.

12/21/2010 9:38:50 AM

tdub mods are cray cray!

12/21/2010 9:39:04 AM

The thing that's interesting to me about girls who have issues with their mothers, is that usually it's because their moms are crazy. And maybe their moms treat them like crap because their children are subject to their craziness.

I've seen moms do/say things to their daughters that are pretty scarring. Awful comments about their weight, looks, intelligence, etc.

I feel fortunate to have an awesome mom ... because I've seen some pretty scary, awful mothers.

12/21/2010 9:46:12 AM

i'm more worried about promiscuity than cray cray. can you really expect someone who was "seeing" multiple people before you came along to stop cold and commit to just you?

12/21/2010 9:54:50 AM

Tells you after the 2nd date that she thought she would never find anyone that she cared about as much as her ex as she does you.

And then you find out her and her ex have only been broken up for 2 months

12/21/2010 9:57:00 AM

I'm really good at meeting girls who are fresh out of long term relationships

FML

12/21/2010 10:02:36 AM

o hai

my husband of 22 years just kicked teh buckit

will u be my valentine?

12/21/2010 10:07:30 AM

o sh00r

in a couple of months

12/21/2010 10:14:00 AM

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"Yeah, and if someone could explain to me why it is that women seem 4000% more likely to have this kind of problem than men, that would be great. I know exactly one dude who bitches about blood sugar, and he has a fucking insulin pump hooked up to him 24/7. But God Almighty, the number of perfectly healthy women who will claim to have it... Let me guess, you're going to blame it on your uteruses."

I'm not going to blame it on my uterus, but my pancreas. I'm not just joking around - I had to have the 3 hour blood glucose test at the hospital and everything before the endocrinologist decided to put me on meds. Trust me, I would rather not have to worry about it


But like I said, this thread has taught me I am apparently crazy, especially because someone mentioned Adderall hahaha.

12/21/2010 10:37:54 AM

I did not hate the term "cray cray" until this thread.



Now, it is seared into my consiousness as a sign of unimaginative repetetion and the indication of a vacuous mind.

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"But at least she knows she's cray cray so she tries to do something about it "

I'll give slack to a woman who tells up (fairly) up front that she knows she's crazy and has girl problems. It isn't a point in her favor, but it isn't a deal breaker off the bat.


Also, anyone who is really into horses.

12/21/2010 10:56:46 AM

^ erice85 's girlfriend fits that last remark... guess I'll have to tell her we're both insane

12/21/2010 11:00:55 AM

that ddd is one crazy bitch

12/21/2010 11:02:00 AM

^ duhhhhhhh

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"tdub mods are cray cray!"

amen

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"The thing that's interesting to me about girls who have issues with their mothers, is that usually it's because their moms are crazy. And maybe their moms treat them like crap because their children are subject to their craziness. I've seen moms do/say things to their daughters that are pretty scarring. Awful comments about their weight, looks, intelligence, etc."

this.

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 11:10 AM. Reason : yup.]

12/21/2010 11:08:10 AM

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"Also, anyone who is really into horses."

horse girls are awesome in bed. probably #1

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 11:09 AM. Reason : x]

12/21/2010 11:09:18 AM