It's cute how you deflect all advice the requires you to be a responsible adult as people being on a high horse.

At some point, you gotta put on the big boy pants and be a fucking adult.

1/4/2011 3:05:21 PM

I cook and at eat at home 5 nights a week

I pay my car insurance and pay good rent to live in a safe neighborhood.

The second that you stop taking jabs at me, i will stop doing whatever

Im like a bumble bee

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : still ]

1/4/2011 3:12:17 PM

Quote :

"[quote]We do use condoms, but sometimes the romance happens and you just can't help it. "

Quote :

"BC doesn't work for us b/c without insurance it is expensive"

but I did miss this gem:

Quote :

"My lil sis has three babies from 2 different dads. Started when she was sixteen and has been married 3 times."

maybe you're genetically predetermined to make stupid decisions.

1/4/2011 3:19:13 PM

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"I cook and at eat at home 5 nights a week I pay my car insurance and pay good rent to live in a safe neighborhood. The second that you stop taking jabs at me, i will stop doing whatever"

So we should cut you some slack in regards to the whole creating a child thing huh? Congratulations on your accomplishments so far, as if they have any merit in regards to this topic. T-dub isn't taking jabs at you, t-dub is trying to give you real advice. Another quality user we have here, asking for advice and going all rawr rawr rawr because he doesn't like the response...

Quote :

"Im like a bumble bee"

Given your situation, I'm going to say you are a working class bumble bee, in which case your life span is about 5 days, so why the fuck haven't you died yet?

Quote :

"This is not the situation, I am definitely not trying to have a baby now."

I know its been said already, but if you're not ready for a child, and cannot properly use BC or other contraceptive devices, then DON'T FUCK. Learn to get your rocks off some other way until you can financially afford to bring a life into this world.

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 3:22:24 PM

Quote :

"This is not the situation, I am definitely not trying to have a baby now."

I know its been said already, but if you're not ready for a child, and cannot properly use BC or other contraceptive devices, then DON'T FUCK. Learn to get your rocks off some other way until you can financially afford to bring a life into this world.

1/4/2011 3:25:23 PM

Quote :

"There is temporary healthcare for 6 months that you can get for about $400 (all upfront) "

Sound too good to be true? It probably is! Pay $400(all up front) for 6 months and you can get your $25,000 of hospital bills paid for you!!!

1/4/2011 3:27:18 PM

Quote :

" I know its been said already, but if you're not ready for a child, and cannot properly use BC or other contraceptive devices, then DON'T FUCK. Learn to get your rocks off some other way until you can financially afford to bring a life into this world."

Abortions are cheap, too.

1/4/2011 3:27:52 PM

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"I cook and at eat at home 5 nights a week"

Wow, you only get to eat out 2 nights a week!?!?! first world problems...

1/4/2011 3:53:08 PM

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"Every year, I will make $3600, in ten years, I'll have $36000, in 20 years I'll have $72000."

And then after one auto accident that requires any amount of long-term care, you'll be bankrupt! Because you didn't have insurance!

1/4/2011 3:55:24 PM

Quote :

"We do use condoms, but sometimes the romance happens and you just can't help it."

i hate hate hate this excuse.
if you think putting on a condom ruins the romance then you sure as hell are not ready to procreate.

because once you do guess what else there will be to "ruin the romance" for you?
painful hemorrhoids and a screaming baby


thsi made me lol a bit too

Quote :

"I cook and at eat at home 5 nights a week"

codpiece and i eat out maybe twice a month. maybe.



[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 4:07 PM. Reason : quotations]

1/4/2011 4:02:30 PM

I put both of those in there for the lol

1/4/2011 4:09:44 PM

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"And then after one auto accident that requires any amount of long-term care, you'll be bankrupt! Because you didn't have insurance!"

Liability insurance doesn't cover you.

1/4/2011 4:11:27 PM

Quote :

" Quote : "We do use condoms, but sometimes the romance happens and you just can't help it." i hate hate hate this excuse. if you think putting on a condom ruins the romance then you sure as hell are not ready to procreate."

Putting on a condom really does ruin the romance.

1/4/2011 4:14:49 PM

you think so?


i don't. at all.


[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 4:27 PM. Reason : i wonder if im the only one. ]

1/4/2011 4:25:16 PM

As a man:

Putting on a condom really does ruin the romancelust.

As a father of one who knows how much more (time for) romance there is now compared to if there was another baby:

Putting on a condom really does ruin the romancesave the bank account/quiet/amount of lotion in the house.

1/4/2011 4:28:06 PM

^^ i don't think it does

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 4:28 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 4:28:15 PM

ok, i knew i couldn't be alone here.




and thats a pretty good point you have there fuzzbunn

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 4:30 PM. Reason : ps i owe you a beer dont i ]

1/4/2011 4:29:43 PM

Ladies, you do not have a penis in order to make an opinion.

1/4/2011 4:31:10 PM

^ I agree

1/4/2011 4:32:41 PM

Maybe we can all just chip in and get this kid a vasectomy. I'd consider it a worthwhile investment, not to have his spawn running around.

1/4/2011 4:33:20 PM

Gentlemen, have a real conversation with your ladies. They also enjoy it less.

Yes, ma'am, I think we do owe each other a beer.

1/4/2011 4:35:18 PM

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"Liability insurance doesn't cover you."

What?

1/4/2011 4:43:57 PM

What what?

1/4/2011 4:48:04 PM

LIABILITY COVERAGE (LIABILTY) BODILY INJURY LIABILITY (BI):Covers other people's bodily injuries or death for which you are responsible...Bodily Injury Liability does NOT cover you or other people on your policy.

http://www.carinsurance.com/CoverageDefinitions.aspx

1/4/2011 4:48:20 PM

I think it ruins the romance...But i'm pregnant so ignore my advice!

1/4/2011 4:48:35 PM

But ... health insurance would cover you in an auto accident.

1/4/2011 4:52:38 PM

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"Also, look up "living within your means" riding in on a high horse and gtfo with that "oh noes I can't afford all my bills" shit"

this thread and poster are megalols

Telling him to live within his means and he gets all defensive like I'm on a high horse

Everybody has to live within their means.

lol

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"Sound too good to be true? It probably is! Pay $400(all up front) for 6 months and you can get your $25,000 of hospital bills paid for you!!!"

Fuckin retard. I'm surprised you didn't make this thread. http://www.assuranthealth.com/

$1000 deductible, 80/20 split up to $2000 max out of pocket, then protection up to $1 million if I recall correctly. Its what I have while I wait for my big boy job insurance to kick in (note: I'm not all up on my parent's insurance like some uppity white bitch)

Quote :

"Save 20% by making a single up-front payment! "

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 5:00 PM. Reason : lkj]

1/4/2011 4:57:02 PM

Quote :

"But ... health insurance would cover you in an auto accident."

Maybe.

1/4/2011 4:59:30 PM

Ok i'll correct your "maybe" considering I deal with this daily (as this derails the lol worthy thread further)

If you are in an auto accident, a hospital or dr may attempt to bill the liability insurance first, although most hospitals & drs don't "accept" liability. It is still your job as a patient to make sure you file any auto accident related treatment with your health insurance be it private, state or federal. State or federal will want compensation from any payments they made on your bill (not write offs or reductions) once liability is settled. Private will want compensation depending on how the health ins plan is funded. Self pay? You'll pocket all liabiliy money. Otherwise they will subrogate.

Oh...and besides health insurance, get UNDERinsurance coverage on your vehicle people. This is a PSA from your PI paralegal. Have a nice day!

1/4/2011 5:09:40 PM

yay another insurance to pay for!

1/4/2011 5:15:56 PM

ITT, BridgetSPK is called an uppity rich white conservative.

1/4/2011 6:46:34 PM

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"That's not expensive, no argument there. If it was a pill for me than I would do it, but I am not the one taking them. "

jesus fuck you are retarded.

1/4/2011 10:44:06 PM

no, it's not retarded. you can't trust anyone except yourself these days.

1/4/2011 11:23:55 PM

if ever there was a choir, you're preaching to it, but that's not what i got out of his statement.

1/4/2011 11:36:26 PM

^^ if you can't trust your girlfriend to take birth control why would you be marrying the broad in the first place

1/5/2011 8:53:54 AM

I fail to see how any couple can get so caught up in a romantic moment that they forget the condom/their pill/etc. I sure as hell always had "don't wanna be a baby mama" in the back of my mind during sex, until I got the IUD put in about 2.5 years ago.

If you can do things like work, feed yourself, and pay bills on time, then you have enough mental competence to remember the condom.

1/5/2011 10:23:35 AM

Orgasms for men bare back are ten thousand e 87 times better than with a con on.

A lot of guys can't orgasm at all with a con and have to teach themselves how to do it by masturbation.

I think that for women it doesn't make much of a difference though, except that maybee the guys penis doesnt reach full hardness

Just FYI and yes this is no excuse blah blah blah

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 10:39 AM. Reason : exit]

1/5/2011 10:38:44 AM

This thread will never die.

1/5/2011 10:39:57 AM

I like how we've gone from

birth control is too expensive
to
birth control causes too many side effects
to
birth control means I can't get off

in this thread.

1/5/2011 10:48:48 AM

People who use condoms aren't doing it because they like how it feels.

1/5/2011 10:58:18 AM

Quote :

"if you think putting on a condom ruins the romance then you sure as hell are not ready to procreate."

It doesn't ruin the "romance", but unless everything is executed "perfectly", it can ruin the sexual experience.

About 90% of the sex I've had has been spread around with 4 or 5 girlfriends who were on BC and we were condom-less. This makes my dick entirely use to riding uninhibited and free to explore the beauties of the inside of a vagina. Then when I'm single and have to put on a condom, it's like making your kid put on three layers of clothes and then taking him to Myrtle Waves. He's not going to be excited anymore, he's going to be pissed and he's just going to stand there and sulk, possibly sit down, but definitely not want to do anything.

Most of the times that I've had sex when I'm single, I've been intoxicated, so there's always the possibility of liquor dick being a factor. So you're getting some action, sex becomes a possibility, then you have to FIRST, find a fucking condom...and you want to do this fast so your liquor dick doesn't come back. In your wallet? In your car? In your jeans pocket? Under the bed? In the nightstand drawer?? Then you got to rip that little packet open (some are much much easier than others...but there are a few difficult ones out there). Then hopefully by the time you put it on your little kid is still excited to go down the Turbo Twister with a ski jacket and long johns on. Too many damn obstacles to overcome to have sexy-time. I use to have condoms stashed all over the place so I would never waste anytime having to find one when the opportunity came about.

Bottom-line is that condoms suck. They don't affect the "romance", but they could affect the actual "act"...which is just disappointing.

1/5/2011 11:05:32 AM

^wow. i was unaware it was such an issue!

in my experience when things didnt go "perfectly" (ie the pack wouldn't open, hell one time the condom itself ripped) we were able to laugh it off and go on.

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 11:18 AM. Reason : and honestly the laughing part was kinda romantic to me, it was a sign of comfort ]

1/5/2011 11:17:34 AM

Quote :

"in my experience when things didnt go "perfectly" (ie the pack wouldn't open, hell one time the condom itself ripped) we were able to laugh it off and go on."

You can laugh it off with a significant other, but it can definitely be disappointing with a one-night stand or someone you're just starting to see and you want to make a good impression. It doesn't usually ruin the whole experience as I normally move onto other "activities" that don't involve the use of condoms...but it's still a little disappointing.

Again...I'm someone who's been heavily influenced by dating girls who are on BC and I've rarely ever used condoms. And when I do, it sucks. Dick's get used to being unhindered.

1/5/2011 11:21:48 AM

interesting.....



[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 11:27 AM. Reason : oops]

1/5/2011 11:23:12 AM

Oh...and everybody's different of course. I've dated girls who absolutely hate condoms and I've met others who say they can barely feel the difference.

So, to each his own. Although I'll say that the majority of guys feel the same about condoms.

1/5/2011 11:25:46 AM

i would also like to put out there that i, too, have had unprotected sex with someone after recently dated and otherwise.
but now i realize how dumb it was :/

1/5/2011 11:26:48 AM

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"but dont you worry about stds with one night stands or someone you just started seeing?"

I've definitely rolled the dice before (like an idiot).

But,

1) I almost always use condoms on one night stands or the "first time" with someone I'm seeing ("almost" hence the "roll the dice" comment).

2) I get tested after every sexual partner. I tell the girl that and most of the time they say "I'm clean too." Most of the time that comes with a "I've been tested recently as well" comment...but sometimes it doesn't. Either way, I'm way too trusting with the girl. But oh well.

3) Either way...my sleeping around days are pretty much over and I've gotten through it unscathed (with a little dumb luck), so although my process definitely hasn't been fool proof, it worked!

1/5/2011 11:32:12 AM

It's like my mama always said, "You're not just having sex with the guy, you're having sex with every person he's ever had sex with too."

1/5/2011 11:43:56 AM

^ LESBO!!

1/5/2011 11:45:55 AM

Who's to say he's only been with other chicks

1/5/2011 11:49:09 AM