WINNING

3/2/2011 9:30:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhgWRTr3oIg&feature=player_embedded

...can't...stop...laughing.

3/2/2011 9:47:46 AM

^^ I want to motorboat those tittyballs until my face bleeds.

3/2/2011 10:03:32 AM

i have to have this shirt!!

3/2/2011 10:15:44 AM

^ the comma after the word "total" is unnecessary

3/2/2011 10:17:12 AM

then fuck them...i'm not going to buy that shirt now

3/2/2011 10:26:51 AM

STAND UP FOR WHAT'S WRITE!

3/2/2011 10:33:19 AM

hahahahaha that charlie brown video

3/2/2011 11:13:33 AM

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""

I, too, drink milk from glass bottles.

3/2/2011 11:15:18 AM

bree olsen is so hot

3/2/2011 11:24:22 AM

http://www.livethesheendream.com/
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[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 11:52 AM. Reason : yes, it has been posted.]

3/2/2011 11:52:07 AM

^^ yeah...but that "dumb as a doorknob" act isn't really an act

i like to pretend that my porn stars do porn because they WANT to, not because they couldn't get a job selling fries

[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 12:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2011 11:59:32 AM

I think you're overTHINKing it

3/2/2011 12:02:54 PM

*fap fap fap fap fap*

3/2/2011 12:07:57 PM

I get turned on more when I pretend that they're doing porn to support a coke habit.

3/2/2011 12:10:10 PM

^ i like to pretend that the nosebleed is from being smacked around instead of the coke

3/2/2011 12:11:55 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88

3/2/2011 1:08:28 PM

^ is that what "dubstep" (the music) sounds like?

holy crap, that stuff's awful

3/2/2011 1:40:43 PM

you should judge an entire genre of music after listening to one song on youtube

3/2/2011 1:44:05 PM

to be fair, i DID ask if that snippet was representative of the genre

judging by your response, dubstep sounds like that (for the most part) and it is indeed pretty awful

you HAVE to be on drugs for that stuff not to suck

3/2/2011 1:46:11 PM

A lot of dubstep does sound like that. A lot of dubstep does NOT sound like that.

I completely understand that crazy sounding music isn't for everyone, but your statement about needing to be on drugs to enjoy it is completely off base.

3/2/2011 1:49:21 PM

probably

3/2/2011 1:50:37 PM

pretty much everything quagmire02 posts is completely off base

3/2/2011 2:02:33 PM

^ unless you have statistics to back that up, you're just as (if not more so) off base in your silly hyperbole

3/2/2011 2:14:35 PM

Quote :

"GRAND WIZARD MASTER"

[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2011 10:44:43 PM

Didn't see this posted yet: http://sheenfamilycircus.blogspot.com/

3/3/2011 4:12:29 PM

^^^^I, too, would like to see some statistics on that. Preferably those of statistical significance.

3/3/2011 5:11:29 PM

Quote :

"pretty much everything quagmire02 posts is completely off base"

3/3/2011 5:15:12 PM

Obviously, all of this crazy behavior is just an attempt to get Michael Jordan to finally have lunch with him.

3/3/2011 8:00:37 PM

I think he's secretly Batman and the insane playboy act is just to throw us off.

3/3/2011 8:32:04 PM

nice to know he still reps the tribe 20 years after Major League

3/4/2011 3:11:39 AM

image partying with Bob Saget, Charlie Sheen, and Mel Gibson... WINNING!

3/4/2011 3:48:59 AM

Quote :

"I think he's secretly Batman and the insane playboy act is just to throw us off."

3/4/2011 6:23:34 AM

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+1000 for Sifl & Olly reference

3/4/2011 8:30:05 AM

Charlie Sheen remix from DJ Steve Porter (dude who did SlapChop and ShamWow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjpmcBa-Rs

3/4/2011 9:00:49 AM

i wonder if emilio is ashamed of charlie

3/4/2011 9:53:19 AM

Quote :

"When Canning suggested he might be bipolar, Sheen corrected her. "I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there"

3/4/2011 10:31:30 AM

I heard he was interviewed on 96 Rock yesterday. True?

3/4/2011 10:51:10 AM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c770340ee/jerry-o-connell-auditions-for-two-and-a-half-men?playlist=featured_videos

3/4/2011 5:06:15 PM

3/4/2011 5:10:26 PM

funnyordie always turns out to be just die

3/4/2011 5:19:28 PM

j_sun can i ask you a question

why does kooley high hate tanya morgan

3/4/2011 5:43:31 PM

Dude is fired.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/

I expect this to be the most entertaining thing that he has ever done; his masterpiece, if you will.

3/7/2011 5:10:55 PM

Charlie is looking for an intern y'all

http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/?adly_id=1373351728

Apply now!

3/7/2011 5:16:36 PM

^^ ahah, he says he's going to take their bazillions [of dollars], because the company breached his contract.

3/7/2011 5:21:35 PM

now that poor kid that gets like 20 million dollars to do and say stuff I could have handled at that age is out of job

3/7/2011 8:22:15 PM

http://www.newsobserver.com/2011/03/07/1035579/cameras-rolling-for-possible-sheen.html

a Charlie Sheen reality show would be interesting for an episode or so

3/7/2011 10:21:30 PM

has anyone checked to see if nostradamus predicted the charlie sheen crazy? might be a sign of the end of days.

3/7/2011 10:41:11 PM

Quote :

" "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.""

That might be his best quote yet

3/7/2011 10:51:14 PM

^They were better when they came off as genuine, unfiltered crazyness

Now I feel like he's caught onto the fact that people are eating it up and is intentionally saying the looniest things he can come up with because he doesn't want the spotlight to fade

It's like a when a toddler unintentionally does something hilarious and everyone laughs and claps and then they do it over and over and over again because they like the attention, it stops being cute

3/7/2011 10:59:16 PM