I love the ones where its an old dude flanked by two young girls

Big Pimpin' like Jeff Blauser and Jim Cramer here

6/27/2011 5:28:18 PM

$lafta says those are the guys that end up doing the bernie, like right in front of the only fucking hallway to get to the bathroom, blocking up traffic with their flopping around and bumping into girls.

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ^^]


[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 5:31 PM. Reason : heh]

6/27/2011 5:29:33 PM

Quote :

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That might be the worst collection of tattoos I have ever seen on a human being.

6/27/2011 5:30:12 PM

i don't want to be any place with that many shirtless douchebags

6/27/2011 5:31:01 PM

did that tribal on his shoulder start out as the worst superman crest ever that got some cover-up work done

6/27/2011 5:32:06 PM

^^Yeah, that album looked pretty gross. Imagine also all of the sweaty fat people.

However, I would like to be in whichever bar this chick is in


[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 5:34 PM. Reason : 1mage]

6/27/2011 5:34:10 PM

Dude is a creeper hanging with the underage chick (X marks the spot)

6/27/2011 5:36:02 PM

Its cool, he's got a Rebel Spirit

6/27/2011 5:37:20 PM

i see he doesn't like beer either

maybe we should hang out

6/27/2011 5:38:10 PM

he has that "I will probably get arrested when this picture surfaces" look on his face

6/27/2011 5:38:44 PM

Nice bling, Kanye

"Man, my grandmama gave me that chain"

6/27/2011 5:42:24 PM

I'm sure your black southern grandma was Catholic

just sayin'

6/27/2011 5:43:19 PM

Probably

But if you can't floss properly, then don't try to fake it

6/27/2011 5:47:02 PM

Oh I'm with you

I'm not on this "fake it till you make it" train

6/27/2011 5:48:34 PM

Chick on the far right goes/went to NCSU.

6/27/2011 6:36:45 PM

Is goatse just off camera?

6/27/2011 6:38:50 PM

Quote :

"Chick on the far right goes/went to NCSU."

what are the odds

6/27/2011 6:40:18 PM

And I'd guess the skinny-fat hipster went to UNC, the hot-in-the-right-light exchange student Duke, and the blonde cum dumpster to ECU

6/27/2011 6:45:22 PM

I have the skinny fat hipster/blonde cum dumpster confused

who is the bitch making the face?

I'd call her the premier jewelry sales girl that went to Meredith

6/27/2011 6:48:34 PM

I think far left went to NCSU too. She looks like someone I know but didnt know these two knew each other.

6/27/2011 6:56:07 PM

lol


lets pose with our heads touching


u mad?


i'm a tool

6/27/2011 7:58:19 PM

dude can't shave his chinstrap in a straight line

6/27/2011 8:19:54 PM

what's that thing on his wrist?

6/27/2011 8:21:41 PM

dunno, i imagined it was a tiny watch he used to accentuate how fat his arms were

6/27/2011 8:23:39 PM

what a mess of a man

6/27/2011 8:24:33 PM

I imagine the contours of his face make it difficult.

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:25 PM. Reason : On the plus side it's physically impossible for him to have a neckbeard.]

6/27/2011 8:24:49 PM

Faggy wristband some clubs give to try to differentiate themselves. Makes it look like you borrowed your niece's watch.

6/27/2011 8:24:58 PM

i think it might be a blood pressure monitor

6/27/2011 8:25:04 PM

i think it's one of those power wrist band things, like they have in infomercials

6/27/2011 8:25:19 PM

Zooming in on porkchop there, then 4th framing the dude in the back has some serious potential

6/27/2011 8:25:55 PM

the girls faces are like

"alright get this picture over with so this guy goes away"

6/27/2011 8:26:43 PM

I think the dude in the Aeropostale shirt a few posts just hit up the buy a shirt, get some aviators for $1 sale

6/27/2011 8:27:31 PM

Yeah right, those skanks love it

Over/Under 1.5 of those girls sucked that guy's dick that night

Take the over

6/27/2011 8:27:55 PM

i think the guy is wearing one of these scam products



http://cebucity.olx.com.ph/power-balance-wrist-band-iid-103803056

6/27/2011 8:28:54 PM

If you want to wear aeropostale, whatever. But don't wear that shit to a bar.

6/27/2011 8:29:21 PM

girl on the left is pretty hot, even with the fat arm

6/27/2011 8:29:43 PM

I think that guy went to Winthrop

6/27/2011 8:29:43 PM

yes. also don't wear fucking sunglasses in a bar.

6/27/2011 8:30:07 PM

Girl on the left looks like she forgot to wash her hair this month

6/27/2011 8:30:22 PM

I need to make a run to the douche store and take a long weekend in Charlotte.

6/27/2011 8:30:45 PM

as TT said pages before, this is a select sample of terrible bars in Charlotte

6/27/2011 8:31:20 PM

I'm a raging douchebag, but even I don't wear sunglasses in a bar

I always keep them propped on my visor

6/27/2011 8:31:51 PM

RIght, and I'm gonna go to those places in my douche attire and bang bitches left and right.

6/27/2011 8:32:17 PM

that's not a bad plan, i have to admit

6/27/2011 8:32:46 PM

rank from most to least attractive



its a tough one

2, ?, ?, 4

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2011 8:33:36 PM

i may actually go

1, 2, 3, 4

that's awful

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : /]

6/27/2011 8:34:10 PM

and how did i forget to post super douche



he has probably read all the Twilight books

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:36 PM. Reason : looks like bam margera and boy george had a child]

6/27/2011 8:36:24 PM

^^^ I can honestly say that I would not lay down with 1, 3, or 4

^ I'd shave my arms

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:38 PM. Reason : d]

6/27/2011 8:36:57 PM

yo do your arms like this

6/27/2011 8:39:15 PM

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6/27/2011 8:41:05 PM