I'm avoiding all major cities for a while.

5/1/2011 11:24:53 PM

Id be so damn excited id miss my kill shot, how do you focus? you're like FUCK this is osama!!!!

5/1/2011 11:24:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm avoiding all major cities for a while."

yea for real.. that was the first thing across my mind

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2011 11:24:57 PM

ok....


i have to work in the morning...


so if Obama could show up and let us know the situation, that'd be great.


if not, im going to bed.

youre an hour late man!

5/1/2011 11:25:07 PM

I wonder if they tracked him down with his iphone.

5/1/2011 11:25:29 PM

5/1/2011 11:25:55 PM

the UN attacks in lybia also killed gaddafis son (sp)


oh yea, lol, dont worry we bomb people in pakistan too....does this count as another war?

and can we please continue to use osama not usama

5/1/2011 11:26:22 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if they tracked him down with his iphone."

i lol'd

5/1/2011 11:26:24 PM

so was he shot or hit by a missle? I'm hearing both

5/1/2011 11:26:41 PM

IN THE FACE!!!

5/1/2011 11:27:02 PM

Also, keep an eye on our nuclear facilities

and schools


maybes buses are next

5/1/2011 11:27:08 PM

He was shot with a missle, duh

5/1/2011 11:27:21 PM

5/1/2011 11:27:42 PM

Again, I guess we have Obama to thank instead of the military

5/1/2011 11:27:44 PM

thegoodlife3

Quote :

"like a boss"

that made my night. and now i can go to bed without even listening to our tardy president.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:28 PM. Reason : obama! put your pants on!]

5/1/2011 11:27:53 PM

Bullets are missiles, technically speaking.

5/1/2011 11:28:06 PM

I'm flying for work for the next 6 weeks... fuck

5/1/2011 11:28:07 PM

going downtown

5/1/2011 11:28:21 PM

Hurry up Obama, damn.

5/1/2011 11:28:25 PM

Shaveour beard z

5/1/2011 11:28:25 PM

Oh shit, reporters saying it was a US covert ground op. Going to be one hell of a mission in the next Call of Duty

Also, my boy with a brother in the Army Rangers says they've been operating in Pakistan for awhile now.

[/sources]

5/1/2011 11:28:42 PM

I am so happy. but yes now its going to get really scary...

5/1/2011 11:28:56 PM

my gut feeling is SF.

5/1/2011 11:29:13 PM

Fox is bitching because we've spent billions of dollars on this


YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COOTIE LICKER, YOUR MAIN MAN CAUSED THIS SHIT FUCKHEAD

5/1/2011 11:29:38 PM

WHATEVER GUYS, I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I SEE A LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE

Quote :

" NOT UNTIL DONALD TRUMP SEES THE DEATH CERTIFICATE. ONLY THEN, CAN WE CELEBRATE"

exactly.


[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2011 11:29:40 PM

5/1/2011 11:30:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm avoiding all major cities for a while."

yup

5/1/2011 11:30:01 PM

terrorist right now = last minute of this clip, super pissed

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103667/a-crap-cartoon

5/1/2011 11:30:37 PM

I'm also not flying by air or bus.

Also, I won't leave the country.


Also, I'll stay in bed eating cheetos waiting for obama to show up

5/1/2011 11:30:45 PM

Quote :

"I hope the rest of the world is taking note that Americans spontaneously burst into joyous song when we kill somebody we don't like."

France better be taking note. And Canada. They are all both and shot with their shifty eyes.

5/1/2011 11:30:46 PM

lol at 4chan right now

5/1/2011 11:30:56 PM

Quote :

"Shaveour beard z"

Heh, it crossed my mind

5/1/2011 11:31:09 PM

Take pics LunaK

5/1/2011 11:31:11 PM

^ I can't even reach it I was hoping to see the shitstorm there

5/1/2011 11:31:23 PM

zorthage

Quote :

"I'm flying for work for the next 6 weeks... fuck"

roadtrip?

5/1/2011 11:32:06 PM

Terrorists can't just decide to attack something tomorrow then do it.

You people don't need to start worrying for weeks.

5/1/2011 11:32:08 PM

5/1/2011 11:33:29 PM

^^^ I'll let you know how the airports are tomorrow morning

^^ I bet they could turn around something quick, just not of a large scale.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:34 PM. Reason : if you have money and time, it doesn't take long to get something together]

5/1/2011 11:33:44 PM

I hope EMCE is hunting some DC strange at the whit house right now.

I'm sure he'll be all like "I killed Osama with a headshot. How would you like a headshot?"

5/1/2011 11:34:23 PM

THIS JUST IN: OBAMA TO GIVE A SPEECH SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 48 HRS

5/1/2011 11:34:25 PM

holy shit


I can't handle another piece of big news this week


but yay

5/1/2011 11:34:27 PM

this was on fox news:

5/1/2011 11:34:41 PM

anybody sounding like the guy at the gas station, RUN k?

Also, anyone woth bombs on their bodies

or cheering toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, QUESTION THEM

also anyone wearing uggs and booty shorts, ugh, terrorists!

5/1/2011 11:34:51 PM

5/1/2011 11:34:53 PM

http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

5/1/2011 11:35:03 PM

Obama will be on in seconds!

5/1/2011 11:35:34 PM

Here we go

5/1/2011 11:35:43 PM

ahahahahahahaaaa I'm glad someone mentioned the Fox News thing... I told Eric to turn on the news and he was like ".... .Obama Bin Laden?"


Ya know, even though sometimes I'm all >_> about Obama, I have to give him credit for being a great public speaker.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2011 11:35:45 PM

I wanna see his dead body. Not because I don't believe he is dead, but because it would make me happy. Does anyone else have an urge to see his dead body?

5/1/2011 11:35:53 PM

SHHHH OBAMAMA IS NOT DEAD

5/1/2011 11:36:03 PM