Women telling lies ITT

6/18/2011 12:44:45 PM

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"this is NOT saying you arer a douche good sir, but there are other attributes."

Yeah, I know. But it is entertaining/frustrating that certain traits -- that I actually have! -- keep getting brought up at the front of the list, but are actually not all that helpful on their own.

6/18/2011 12:50:25 PM

fair enough!

and youre right though, theres more to it than one single trait.

6/18/2011 12:51:20 PM

Joie is on a roll today... hurting people's feelings left and right

6/18/2011 12:51:21 PM

6/18/2011 12:52:36 PM

I'm telling you, man. As soon as I figure out how to tie this noose appropriately, I'm going to point her out by name in the note.

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 12:53 PM. Reason : this was a suicide joke, not a racist one. I wanted to clarify.]

6/18/2011 12:53:05 PM

tall check

funny check

single check

WTF?

According to this thread I should have 20 women throwing themselves at me.

6/18/2011 12:53:21 PM

lol,

I'm fairly tall
no sense of humor
11 inch penis with a thumbnail on the head
rarely shave
clip the finger/toe/peni nail(s) regularly
decent job - pull some bank
nice car
skinny chicken legs
bench press 285


and I still manage to get more butt than an ash tray.
I don't know what's wrong with you guys.

6/18/2011 12:58:40 PM

It's because of affirmative action.

6/18/2011 1:03:27 PM

DC women are easier

6/18/2011 1:04:34 PM

DC women would chew your punk ass up and spit you on the curb of FrontPage in DuPont Circle...son.

6/18/2011 1:06:55 PM

Quote :

"I'm fairly tall decent job - pull some bank nice car"

sounds like a winning combination

6/18/2011 2:03:29 PM