Oh my word... the video from page 2 with the two chatbots talking to each other was meme-ified



http://iamaunicorn.spreadshirt.com/

And I couldn't keep it together watching this



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1/4/2013 9:25:39 AM

to watch the playoffs?

1/4/2013 9:26:06 AM

So bad.... someone tell me if they get it...


What did the dyin' centimeter say?

"Erg!"

1/8/2013 10:51:46 PM

lol

spot on for this thread

1/9/2013 11:55:11 AM

joke.aspx?joke=418

Quote :

"one atom laments to the other atom.... "I've lost and electron!! I've lost and electron!!" The other atom say's: "are you sure?" The atom replies: "Yes! I'm POSITIVE!!" "

1/10/2013 9:20:30 AM

and

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1/10/2013 9:32:12 AM

What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.


...to far?

1/10/2013 5:33:24 PM

[Edited on January 11, 2013 at 4:09 PM. Reason : ^pretty cool stuff....i just read what that is...yes it is too far!]

1/11/2013 4:08:55 PM

via
http://fuckyeahnerdyjokes.tumblr.com/

1/14/2013 10:04:06 AM

..And the barber says "Sorry, this shop is colored only"

1/14/2013 1:25:47 PM

1/15/2013 11:45:05 PM

A series of 1s and 0s walks into a bar.

Bartender looks at them and says "nice baud".


(this is an original )

1/17/2013 1:53:10 AM

I thought of the best word ever, and apparently people on the internet have already used it:

singuhilarity

1/30/2013 8:02:23 PM

2/12/2013 10:39:30 AM

2/12/2013 3:26:40 PM

3/10/2013 11:05:37 AM

a photon walks into a hotel.

bellhop says “can I take your luggage”

photon says “no thanks, I travel light.”

3/10/2013 11:08:29 AM

Don't argue with Pythagoras.

He's always right.

3/10/2013 11:25:20 AM

"The majority of people have an above average number of legs. Think about it; it’s true."

-Hank Green

3/10/2013 11:36:07 AM

guy walks into a bar and says “i will have 10 times what everyone in here is drinking!”

bartender says, “now that's an order of magnitude.”

3/10/2013 11:57:49 AM

Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?

No?

I guess that's not surprising. I mean... they haven't got a gig yet.

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3/12/2013 1:03:35 AM

A climate change denier walks into a bar, and asks the bartender what their strongest stuff is.

Bartender shows him the label of a whiskey bottle, and the guy walks out all of a sudden.

...you show them poof they still won't buy it

3/12/2013 2:15:03 PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Quantum mechanics.

Quantum mechanics who?

You won't know until you open the door

3/12/2013 2:28:39 PM

"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity"

"Is it any good"

"I can't put it down!"

3/12/2013 2:33:29 PM

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He stood out in his field.

3/13/2013 4:18:06 PM

3/13/2013 4:24:01 PM

3/13/2013 4:30:19 PM

Quote :

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He stood out in his field."

When asked about his success, he responded "Hay! It's in my jeans!"

3/13/2013 4:30:24 PM

lol

3/13/2013 4:39:58 PM

http://www.beatricebiologist.com

3/13/2013 4:51:17 PM

^^ hopefully this works

3/14/2013 7:59:00 AM

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 9:03 AM. Reason : http://thenerdiestshirts.com/site/]

3/15/2013 9:00:43 AM

A circle walks into a bar and orders r^2

Bartender asks "you want pie with that?"

3/15/2013 10:57:13 AM

When does an astronaut eat his sandwich?

At launch time.

3/15/2013 10:58:45 AM

That's terrible.

3/15/2013 11:00:08 AM

3/15/2013 11:46:53 AM

Why does Python live on land?

Because it's above C level.

3/18/2013 9:25:28 AM

Why is John Stewart Bell bad at hide-and-seek?

None of his hiding places are local.

3/22/2013 12:46:16 PM

3/22/2013 2:39:30 PM

3/22/2013 3:39:21 PM

3/25/2013 3:01:44 PM

3/28/2013 1:21:19 PM

5/23/2013 8:56:40 AM

http://awkwardyeti.com/

6/12/2013 3:17:08 PM

6/16/2013 3:56:34 PM

There should be an award for understanding this one.

6/22/2013 3:09:06 PM

A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control.

6/27/2013 9:28:26 AM

http://blogs.scienceforums.net/swansont/archives/65

7/2/2013 11:18:28 AM

Climate scientist walks into a bar.

Bartender says "what are you having?"

Climate scientists says "why so cirrus?"

9/5/2013 11:29:45 PM

http://www.science20.com/quantum_diaries_survivor/plot_week_how_susy_got_scrd_lhc-119422



I didn't even see it at first.

10/9/2013 3:30:27 PM