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"Yes. and "car chicks" are generally nuts"

NEMESIS!

9/1/2011 1:27:02 AM

We need an update.

Did TKE-Teg break down and text her again?
Did NyM410 send her a message on Match?

9/1/2011 7:42:42 AM

did ncstatetke try to bone her?

9/1/2011 7:44:15 AM

no

no

yesno

9/1/2011 8:25:42 AM

I took a girl on a $3000 cruise with no sex and I think the OP is pathetic.

9/1/2011 8:37:41 AM

I wonder if "car chicks" are like "horse women"

9/1/2011 8:38:46 AM

lol LunaK. i'm going to go ahead and say yes.

Pat - you should post this girl's number so everyone can text her and ask her how her day is going

9/1/2011 9:11:36 AM

nah, b/c then some people would say i did it b/c I'm hurt and want revenge

9/1/2011 9:17:31 AM

Well, you made this thread, didn't you?

9/1/2011 9:18:33 AM

take your trolling elsewhere.

9/1/2011 9:22:00 AM

You have got some kinda game op. Teach me the ways.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/1/2011 9:23:33 AM

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"I wonder if "car chicks" are like "horse women""

Horse women are crazier.

9/1/2011 9:26:42 AM

Horse women usually are crazier...but usually smarter.

Most car chicks I've met are just the plain stupid kind of crazy.

9/1/2011 9:40:59 AM

^Horse women are also usually more well off, or at the least have rich parents

9/1/2011 9:59:07 AM

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"Horse women are crazier."

Coming from a family of "horse women" and having spent a lot of time around them... they are some of the worst kind of crazy. And there are a lot more "horse women" than the occasional car chick.

What's different is that horses are a predominantly female thing, kind of like how cars are a predominantly male thing. So you don't have "horse women" who are surrounded by dudes constantly trying to get with them just because they are into horses.

9/1/2011 10:36:22 AM

ahahahaha.

my girlfriend tried to hook one of my friends up with a crazy horse chick only because "double dates are fun!"

im never going to goddamn PF Changs again.

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 12:45 PM. Reason : !]

9/1/2011 12:43:04 PM

^ This requires elaboration.

9/1/2011 12:45:42 PM

STORY TIME!

9/1/2011 12:46:25 PM

I am disappointed that there are no pics yet. You're slacking tdub.

9/1/2011 12:46:26 PM

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"me: you're not looking for someone or you're tired of the BS of dating? I can relate to the latter. her: I'm always looking"

was the best part

9/1/2011 12:50:59 PM

well neither one of them were talkers, we knew that from the beginning.

one of the only reasons my girlfriend thought theyd make a cute couple was "because theyre both tall."

when i consulted my friend that she was a crazy horse girl his reply was "well, shes hot so ill pretend to be interested."

anyway, going into it we knew the only thing they really had in common was they both played WOW.

needless to say this was a recipe for fucking disaster. my girlfriend and i are both talkers and we tried about 30 times to start conversations with them or between them.

nothing really BAD happened (sorry TWW) but just the fact that it was such an awkward dinner makes me not like an already overpriced chinese place. i always think of that evening when i drive past.

9/1/2011 12:53:58 PM

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"I am disappointed that there are no pics yet. You're slacking tdub."

i don't know about you but i got pics

9/1/2011 12:57:07 PM

a chick who plays WOW and is into horses? I bet she's a certified loon.

9/1/2011 12:58:44 PM

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"Horse women are also usually more well off, or at the least have rich parents "

except they will spend every last dime on that fucking horse, then bitch about not having any money to spend.

9/1/2011 1:00:16 PM

dont confuse someones inability to get a date with women being crazy. I have no problem getting a date and I constantly run into these women that are just crazy, or i determine is far from what I thought.

Specifically, the dating website stuff. We see a lot of women trying to get out of a shitty situation with a kid or whatever by getting a military officer down here.
so of course, ive dated a few women that blatantly lied or hid things. once i found out they were gone.

9/1/2011 1:03:21 PM

I kept reading "crazy horse" and thought he was talking about a stripper. Then i read WOW and knew that couldnt be the case

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"I took a girl on a $3000 cruise with no sex"

hahahahahahahaha, that is some funny shit. oh wait, are you serious?

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2011 1:06:00 PM

Don't feel like the OP went far enough with the trolling once things fell apart.

Was expecting some more humor or fucking around with the girl once you realized she wasn't interested/and crazy.

Also, all women are crazy. That isn't a question. It is just to what degree. I've made it my mission to just find the least crazy that will also do laundry. That is about what my standards are at this point.

9/1/2011 1:08:38 PM

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"i mean, yea she was totally a flipshitbitch but you should have just left her the fuck alone when she starting telling to fuck off. "

Why? I mean it was clear he was never going to talk to her again, might as well have a little fun with her if she's a crazy bitch.

What's the worst that can happen, she won't talk to him again? That was already going to happen.

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"Anyway, you should have stopped responding to this bitch very early on. You may have been trolled."

Pshh who cares. The line between trolling and getting trolled is often blurry. As long as you're not fuming angry you're not being trolled IMO. The other person might be trolling but it's not like they are winning anything as long as you're still getting enjoyment out of posting (or texting in this case)

9/1/2011 1:19:23 PM

I too have seen the pictures. Here is my professional gay description:

Picture #1 is home girl standing in front of a mirror with her phone covering up half of her face, in Abercrombie athletic pants, with a tank top pulled up exposing some of her stomach with her hand on her hip as if to say "look at this hot shit" - The most interesting part of the photo is the mystery of why there is a mirror on the wall where she is standing because she's clearly not in a bathroom, and also the clashing between the colors of the hardwood floor and horrible wallpaper.

Picture #2 was clearly taken soon before, or after the previous one as she is wearing the same tank top. In this photo we have her doing the standard "I don't have a front facing camera so I'm going to reach my arm out as far as it goes and keep tapping the picture button until I get a good one" method of self photography. We finally see her face, which was hidden by her phone in the previous shot. I'll begin my critique from top to bottom: To start, the forehead is one Tyra Banks doesn't even have shit on. The hairstyle she has chosen to rock is straight down parted in the middle, I would suggest something with more volume, or maybe some kind of style that has hair covering some of that space. I think you could literally project a movie on it. It's hard to determine if her eyebrows are penciled in or not, so I'm just going to assume they are because she appears to be "that type". Her eyes look a little too far apart and are shaped like almonds that are surrounded by blackness. By blackness I mean the entirety of her tube of eyeliner. I can't tell if she had an accident while blending her blush with her foundation or if that's just her natural skin tone but the right side seems to be way less rosy than her left. She has a void expression and opens her mouth just enough so you can see her Crest Whitestrips teeth. Below that are just her average tits that you'd MAYBE be lucky enough to get a handful out of, oh and bikini tan lines.

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 1:31 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2011 1:30:14 PM

9/1/2011 1:31:51 PM

someone PM me pics

9/1/2011 1:32:43 PM

lol, I love Will.

9/1/2011 1:45:48 PM

Okay now I want to see pics too damnit. lol

9/1/2011 1:56:23 PM

You're all talking shit about her looks now, but that wasn't the case for TKE before this embarrassing (for him) incident.

9/1/2011 1:57:19 PM

no one had never seen what she looked like before the incident.

9/1/2011 1:57:53 PM

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"someone PM me pics"

9/1/2011 1:59:23 PM

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"no one had never seen what she looked like before the incident."

The person trying to hit on her had seen them before the incident.

9/1/2011 2:01:37 PM

Dammit, Pat, now I want to see the pics.

9/1/2011 2:02:02 PM

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"someone PM me pics"

9/1/2011 2:02:25 PM

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"The person trying to hit on her had seen them before the incident."

lol i am aware of that. it's his penis not mine he might think she was attractive....i, on the other hand, do not.

9/1/2011 2:06:23 PM

How have these pics not been posted yet

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"needless to say this was a recipe for fucking disaster. my girlfriend and i are both talkers and we tried about 30 times to start conversations with them or between them."

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate situations like that. Hate hate hate. Last time I had to deal with this I was at the Saucer with my husband, a friend of ours, and her boyfriend. Fucking boyfriend spent four hours dicking around on his iPhone while all three of us tried to engage him in conversation. I have no idea why she's dating that guy.

9/1/2011 2:08:13 PM

I was gonna straight up post the pics cuz I'm like a honey badger and don't give a shit but CassTheSass might've killed me.

9/1/2011 2:08:38 PM

Alright, you people asked for them...so here we go:

9/1/2011 2:09:37 PM

FWIW, her eyes arent too widely spaced... But she does seem to have some midface hypoplasia going on

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 2:12 PM. Reason : Stupid autocorrect]

9/1/2011 2:11:30 PM

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"You're all talking shit about her looks now, but that wasn't the case for TKE before this embarrassing (for him) incident."

Actually it was. He definitely said he probably wouldn't have ever glanced at her profile if not for the car stuff... Well before the text convo.

9/1/2011 2:11:51 PM

O shit. I just had a heart attack. I can't feel my chest anymore I'm laughing so hard.

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2011 2:13:09 PM

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"I was gonna straight up post the pics cuz I'm like a honey badger and don't give a shit but CassTheSass might've killed me."

HHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA cuz the honey badger doesn't give a shit.

i love you

9/1/2011 2:13:09 PM

nvmnd



[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 2:15 PM. Reason : red x]

9/1/2011 2:14:29 PM

Pat, that girl would totally whip your ass.

9/1/2011 2:14:54 PM

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"FWIW, her eyes arent too widely spaced... But she does seem to have some midface hypoplasia going on"

i think its the eye liner

9/1/2011 2:16:26 PM