wtf bitch I do not keep it jungle

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 7:55 PM. Reason : oh wtf page 4]

7/12/2012 7:53:47 PM

oh i just assumed that if you needed to suit up for a vlog, you must be keeping a boxwood in your drawers*


*pronounced "drozzzzz"




p.s. this is a boxwood

7/12/2012 8:05:02 PM

I KNOW WTF A BOXWOOD IS I GREW UP WITH PROFESSIONALLY LANDSCAPED LAWNS

yea. that required all caps

7/12/2012 8:07:00 PM

aaaahahahaha


fuck a range rover, I GREW UP WITH PROFESSIONALLY MANICURED LAWNS

7/12/2012 8:11:55 PM

omg eggplant parmesan STILL COOKING

i'm so hongry

7/12/2012 9:36:14 PM

ddk vs. pinterest

7/17/2012 8:09:01 AM

lolol

7/17/2012 8:19:26 AM

This thread is fantastic

7/17/2012 10:13:35 AM

because I somehow would confuse a coffee mug for a fucking balloon

i hate this thread

7/17/2012 11:45:43 AM

7/30/2012 12:59:25 AM

7/30/2012 1:14:27 AM

Tonight I made an enormous porterhouse, medium rare, with carmalized onions on top, a baked potato, and a mixed green salad. It was delicious, I quick seared the steak and then finished on the stovetop in my cast iron skillet.

What did you make, Kate? Fishsticks, blackened on the outside but still deliciously frozen in the middle?

7/30/2012 1:22:54 AM

^lol, that bitch prob cooked some cereal and milk

7/30/2012 3:41:05 AM

dont worry, i got this



AW SHIT

8/3/2012 11:38:21 AM

aaahahahaha

I HATE YOU

8/3/2012 11:54:09 AM

8/3/2012 11:59:25 AM

8/13/2012 10:06:25 AM

haha she made up the butt chicken

8/13/2012 10:09:30 AM

oh sweet, she made soup!



D:

9/14/2012 11:08:59 AM

yay! kate got a new job as a cook

9/14/2012 10:06:34 PM

what the fuck? this was supposed to be a burrito!


[Edited on September 14, 2012 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2012 10:09:10 PM

Dude bigman's post 5^ so has me LOLing so hard. Perfect night for this.

9/14/2012 11:12:29 PM

If DDK were a cat

10/16/2012 2:57:17 PM

Gotta feed Lexi somehow, I guess.

12/6/2012 12:17:24 AM

this made me feel better about myself

37 people worse at cooking than you

2/12/2013 2:23:16 PM

shittttttttttt. i'm in there. i gotta delete that picture from the internet

2/12/2013 2:28:49 PM

I will make this for you for your birthday dinner k8

2/13/2013 1:18:57 PM

fuck

[Edited on March 22, 2013 at 11:29 AM. Reason : i mean come on]

3/22/2013 11:29:38 AM

om noms

3/22/2013 11:32:59 AM

who made that?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/22/2013 11:33:32 AM

i did. on tuesday. my brother wanted me to make him dinner for his bday

3/22/2013 11:34:09 AM

Chicken Helper?

3/22/2013 11:41:47 AM

nice plate setting

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/22/2013 11:43:18 AM

4/9/2013 6:53:56 PM

DDK causes Skynet to become selfaware

4/9/2013 6:57:51 PM

4/9/2013 8:26:24 PM

bump

5/6/2013 1:17:18 PM

Yeah...I've looked into this thread, but there are only a couple of pictures of the "Nailed it" meme. I remember a really long string of them...and I'm pretty sure this wasn't it. Oh well...

5/6/2013 1:19:23 PM

^^eat a dick

5/6/2013 1:19:51 PM

DDK = LSP exposed?

5/6/2013 1:20:17 PM

bttt

http://pinterestfail.com

[Edited on January 20, 2014 at 5:15 PM. Reason : balls]

1/20/2014 5:12:12 PM

ddk: the website

[Edited on January 20, 2014 at 5:23 PM. Reason : COLON]

1/20/2014 5:23:00 PM

Omg I love this site so hard

1/20/2014 7:51:41 PM

I feel like you should cook us a banquet and render this thread baseless.

1/20/2014 7:56:54 PM

I've heard tales she can actually cook pretty well if she wants to

she's probably just poison it though

1/20/2014 7:58:21 PM

In her picture of Chicken Helper I cant help but notice those are probably Bobby Flay placemats from Walmart.

1/20/2014 8:00:11 PM

7/17/2014 3:47:58 PM

following the recipe is key

edit: ololol my coworkers want to throw a pot luck thing where everyone makes a dish for everyone to try

this is not going to be good

7/17/2014 3:59:03 PM

Take lots of pictures!

7/17/2014 4:35:57 PM

I always forget I made this thread.

7/17/2014 9:52:53 PM