I'm not a violent person, much less, a violent middle easterner. I won't be the one shooting you. I do wish you were more like the "normal" middle easterners that I work with. They're fantastic.


But lies? Nah. I mean.... 2 of those threads are so old, they've been deleted. But I'm sure I can still pull up the disgusting chocolate cake fiasco, or the dingleberry-laden boxer sniffing adventure.

2/17/2012 4:39:59 PM

No lie though chocolate cake with zuchinni is actually pretty good.

It's not any healthier than regular chocolate cake though. It just keeps it moist longer.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:43 PM. Reason : I mean, nobody thinks cake with carrots is gross after all]

2/17/2012 4:42:54 PM

I recall OEPII extolling the virtues of bidets in that thread, which culminated with the boxer-sniffing anecdote. Which leads one to wonder why, if someone was so opposed to wiping their own ass, they'd go out of their way to smell someone else's.

2/17/2012 4:44:59 PM

Is that the same thread where he talked about sucking a dog's dick?

2/17/2012 4:46:20 PM

No, that was the thread about wet dog food vs dry, which he hijacked with his cautionary tale of what happens when you blow a German Shepard.

2/17/2012 4:49:14 PM

you can wish whatever you want and concoct whatever lies you want and have.

i wish somebody would garrote you, or that you were more like normal decent respectable black people i have come across in my life, or that you wouldn't go around sexually molesting anything that moves at night.

^^,^ oh look at that, as usual, emce-dick-sucking gargoyles come out of the woodwork every single time he has a go at me.


[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:53 PM. Reason : glad AndyMac has a working brain]

2/17/2012 4:49:21 PM

2/17/2012 4:49:31 PM

You can never justify sniffing another dudes used boxers.

2/17/2012 4:50:17 PM

Alex Morgan is so fine! I don't give a shit if she has -A cups.

2/17/2012 4:50:26 PM

Yeah they have to use one of those vag patches

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kenza-fourati/11_kenza-fourati_6.html

2/17/2012 4:56:21 PM

I see vagina lips

2/17/2012 4:58:03 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/11_kate-upton_10.html

2/17/2012 5:00:11 PM

well whoever said she has saggy boobs was wrong

2/17/2012 5:02:47 PM

2/17/2012 5:09:14 PM

2/17/2012 5:12:00 PM

I love where this thread went/is going.

2/17/2012 5:19:59 PM

I think it is doing great justice in discussing the pointy elbows of some sports illustrated models.

2/17/2012 5:24:26 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/11_kate-upton_27.html

There's even a video with more jiggles I mean pointy elbows

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/video/kate-upton-painting.html

2/17/2012 5:38:08 PM

damn...that chick is smoother than a brick wall.

2/17/2012 6:03:42 PM

this is pretty much the greatest thing in the history of the Internet

2/17/2012 6:14:17 PM

Quote :

" But lies? Nah. I mean.... 2 of those threads are so old, they've been deleted. But I'm sure I can still pull up the disgusting chocolate cake fiasco, or the dingleberry-laden boxer sniffing adventure. "

Please do. I need some entertainment

2/17/2012 9:09:36 PM

i am a fan of this dress

2/17/2012 9:46:51 PM

2/18/2012 11:43:59 AM

^^ but do you have the bird chest to pull that off?

2/18/2012 11:54:01 AM

no, i have a boyish figure

2/18/2012 11:55:32 AM

Quote :

"Please do. I need some entertainment "

Sure. And contrary to what 0EPII1 claims, no one is lying but him.


Underwear sniffing fiasco: /message_topic.aspx?topic=613987&page=1

Chocolate cake failure: /message_topic.aspx?topic=582596&page=1

2/19/2012 9:14:45 AM

Quote :

"She was 13 last time State went to the tournament"

this blew my mind. jesus christ.

2/19/2012 1:25:38 PM

lol at trying to make healthy chocolate cake thats good for you

2/19/2012 1:35:28 PM

I think it's funny that swimsuit makers get credit for the bathing suit design even though it's painted on. Fuck those guys, it's all about the boobs.

and asses.

2/19/2012 1:40:25 PM

2/19/2012 8:28:57 PM

Speaking of body painting, my high school spanish teacher just posted this on Facebook.

http://youtu.be/-aEPXE2QLWg

2/20/2012 8:23:12 PM

Brazil is awesome...I neeed to learn Portuguese

2/20/2012 8:26:39 PM

^ Yes.

2/20/2012 8:33:28 PM

^^ me too. then i wanna go to brrrrrrazil

all i could hear was that she feels free and marvelous

[Edited on February 20, 2012 at 8:36 PM. Reason : .]

2/20/2012 8:36:24 PM

Quote :

"you took a whiff of boxers worn by another man. what were you anticipating most? ball stench, cum smell, piss odor, or fecal aroma? "

LOL

haven't laughed that hard in a while...

2/20/2012 10:27:20 PM

Jimmy Kimmel in just a bit

2/22/2012 12:35:34 AM

2/29/2012 11:16:34 AM

2/29/2012 11:24:11 AM

Portuguese is sorta difficult, but almost half o the people in the cities know English, so you can get around that. Also it is 80% Spanish, so if you know some Spanish you may be able to get by with that.

2/29/2012 12:06:00 PM

^^^ dayum

2/29/2012 12:07:26 PM

4/7/2012 3:49:21 PM

I love Easter

4/7/2012 5:10:26 PM

^ NICE!

4/7/2012 5:41:53 PM

4/8/2012 9:09:28 PM

^best part of that video

4/8/2012 9:13:56 PM

This is the Kate Upton I like to see

She's in Harper's Bazaar this month and I think she does great fashion modeling

4/19/2012 12:24:14 PM

Is that Jared Leto?

4/19/2012 12:28:14 PM

Yes

4/19/2012 12:31:21 PM

Guess the music thing didn't pan out...

4/19/2012 12:32:13 PM

actually it is

she has another photo with Aziz (I think they just threw in rando celebs)

4/19/2012 12:34:25 PM