ascending order...got it...obviously order doesnt matter...now all condescending assholes can blow me

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 11:41 PM. Reason : d]

3/30/2012 11:41:43 PM

i didnt even know if order mattered or not

i know about the one red one? is this the same?

i don't fucking care about the lottery

3/30/2012 11:43:01 PM

I guess what I was getting at is there's no way for the computer to know how you filled out the card when it scans it. Also, if order mattered, no one would ever win the lottery.

3/30/2012 11:43:40 PM

so did anybody actually win the jackpot?

3/30/2012 11:46:01 PM

Just me

3/30/2012 11:48:15 PM

3/30/2012 11:49:15 PM

i think 22 ppl at work are splitting about $25

3/30/2012 11:52:15 PM

Alleged winner in Kansas

3/31/2012 1:01:31 AM

Also Maryland http://mdlottery.com/640-million-mega-millions-jackpot-hit-in-maryland/

3/31/2012 1:07:50 AM

Quote :

" "You’re far more likely to die a horrible death than win. The statistics say that, compared with winning the lottery, you are 33 times as likely to be killed by bees, 50 times as likely to be struck by lightning, 8,000 times as likely to be murdered and 20,000 times as likely to be killed in a car crash." (via time.com)"

As someone who drinks too much, skis, flies sketchy aircraft, skydivies and BASE Jumps, you time can go fuck yourself.

Yes I've been drinking and yes I lost $5.

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 1:21 AM. Reason : a]

3/31/2012 1:20:38 AM

Girl posts fake pics of winning lottery tickets. Hilarity ensues.

http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaStetten

3/31/2012 1:31:48 AM

I got 2 out of 5 numbers. Rats.

3/31/2012 1:36:24 AM

i hit 4 numbers with megaplier. wat does that mean? will calvin leslie come back to school? at least sign his lease?

3/31/2012 3:38:27 AM

means you get 150 x what multiplier you got. Not too shabby!


^^same here- I had 5 tickets, all had at least 1, but the best was 2 :-/ I would have liked to have won at least a buck haha. Oh well.

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 7:22 AM. Reason : w]

3/31/2012 7:20:44 AM

Won $3, net loss of $37. Don't regret playing at all.

3/31/2012 8:38:27 AM

seen on reddit. I'd just end it right then.



[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 8:40 AM. Reason : .]

3/31/2012 8:39:40 AM

^i don't understand this post.

oh, the white balls are 1 off & the megaball is 8 off. still don't see why that's worth ending it all...

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 8:56 AM. Reason : ]

3/31/2012 8:55:13 AM

click here

3/31/2012 9:28:16 AM

Hyperbole fail^

3/31/2012 9:52:09 AM

Quote :

"The statistics say that, compared with winning the lottery, you are 33 times as likely to be killed by bees"

I wonder if this statistic is higher for beekeepers

3/31/2012 10:19:04 AM

i like to do charity car raffles. money goes to charity and you could conceivably win

http://fuelaschool.org/

tickets are only $29: http://www.winhappyschevy.com/

http://www.daleearnhardtintimidatorcamaroraffle.com/

http://www.jeffgordonchildrensfoundation.org/site/c.5oIDJRPyGfISF/b.7882655/k.F4A/2012_Corvette_Raffle.htm

3/31/2012 10:33:23 AM

no, the chance of being killed by bees is extremely unlikely. Less than 1 person a year dies from anaphylactic shock brought on by bee stings. The amount of stings necessary to send a person to a hospital would require you to destroy their nest. An Apis mellifera swarm invasion is the most likely way to be attacked, even then, beekeepers in general would either avoid this situation or at least carry an epi-pen.

3/31/2012 10:36:26 AM

I am so looking forward to manipulating the hives with my shirt off this summer

3/31/2012 10:38:34 AM

Quote :

"I wonder if this statistic is higher for beekeepers"

I doubt most beekeepers are allergic, so I'd guess that it's lower for them

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM. Reason : at least, yeah, as mentioned above, they'd be more acutely aware of the danger]

3/31/2012 10:40:18 AM

Guess I won $7 on this... so I made half my money back

VV

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 10:45 AM. Reason : .]

3/31/2012 10:44:52 AM

$7 here as well of $10.

3/31/2012 11:48:55 AM

3 total winners from Illinois, Kansas and Maryland

3/31/2012 11:51:34 AM

Quote :

"Mark Armstrong ? @ArmstrongWTVD Reply Retweet Favorite · Open So a former co-worker in Bmore is dead serious that he won the lottery. Hired a lawyer, ticket in lockbox, cops outside house serious."

So thinking on that...

If I won, I'd hire one of my close friends who are lawyers, write up a contract to allow him to claim the prize on my behalf, and then transfer the money to me to keep my name anonymous and pay him a million or two for the task. I wouldn't want anyone knowing I won.

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2012 2:59:29 PM

You would not want to hire a close friend as your lawyer. You'd want to go to one of the biggest firms in the nation, and have that partner be your lawyer. Some states allow you to clam anonymously through a lawyer, others do not.

3/31/2012 3:12:09 PM

yeah good point

3/31/2012 3:13:20 PM

Well you probably won't ever have to worry about it. Yesterday was the first time I've bought tickets in like 5 months and the other was just buying scratchoffs for the heck of it...

3/31/2012 3:58:01 PM

Quote :

"Four tickets sold in North Carolina beat odds of 1 in 3.9 million to match all five white balls and win $250,000 each. The lucky tickets were purchased at the Piggly Wiggly on Richlands Highway in Jacksonville, the Kroger on Six Forks Road in Raleigh, the Swift Mart on Marshburn Road in Wendell, and the Seminole Mart on U.S. 42"

1 North in Broadway.

3/31/2012 5:40:24 PM

haha, crazy story:

Quote :

"The Maryland Mega Millions mystery only got more confusing after a woman who claimed to be one of three winners of a record prize appeared with her lawyer -- and without the ticket. "

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/04/mega-millions-winner-105m-ticket-stashed-in-mcdonalds/?test=latestnews#ixzz1r7NkEs6t

4/4/2012 7:41:44 PM

this thing is still goin on?

4/4/2012 7:44:48 PM

Quote :

"1 North in Broadway."

I have no idea what this means or why I posted it

4/4/2012 7:47:36 PM

broadway is a tiny town that's on/near US-1, i think

4/4/2012 7:55:18 PM

maybe... i have no idea why i posted it in here (or anywhere)

oh well.

4/4/2012 7:56:38 PM

Fox news is so racist talkin about she was an hour late

4/4/2012 7:58:04 PM

Quote :

"Won $3, net loss of $37."

Quote :

"Guess I won $7 on this... so I made half my money back"

neither of you won

4/4/2012 8:00:13 PM

You don't say???

4/4/2012 8:02:06 PM

4/4/2012 8:04:00 PM

well -8 is still better than -15

4/4/2012 8:10:21 PM

She doesnt look too happy.



[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2012 8:14:04 PM

Quote :

"1 North in Broadway."

It's the rest of the address inside the quote box. As in, "the Seminole Mart on U.S. 421 North in Broadway."

4/4/2012 8:30:19 PM

Quote :

""When it is time to present the ticket or whatever it is that needs to be presented to the lottery commissioner, I am sure that we will be there." "

Pretty sure they're only interested in a signed ticket and a photo ID, bro.

4/4/2012 8:43:09 PM

Quote :

"It's the rest of the address inside the quote box. As in, "the Seminole Mart on U.S. 421 North in Broadway.""

Thank you!!
I still have no idea why it posted that way though.

4/4/2012 9:20:09 PM

Jesus, now she is claiming that she has lost the ticket.

People like this just deserve to have their asses put in jail for wasting everybody's time.

You've looked fucking everywhere but in your god damned work uniform from the place where you claimed you hid the ticket?

Then, you basically just stop looking for it and refuse to let your kids look for it, and instead leave the ticket turning up TO GOD.

If anyone who actually had won that and then lost the ticket would literally DESTROY their house and any possible place it could be looking for it.

But, why wasted time looking for something that doesn't exist right?

Not one person is believing that you hid a fucking ticket worth $200mil+ at god damn mother fucking McDonalds!

Text book definition of an attention whore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126067/Mirlande-Wilson-loses-lottery-ticket-McDonalds-Mega-Millions-winner-claims-105m-ticket.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Quote :

"'I've lost it': McDonald's Mega Millions 'winner' now claims she cannot find $105m ticket (but hasn't really looked for it and has no plans to start) McDonald's worker Mirlande Wilson, 37, said she lost ticket but has not spent a lot of time looking for it Daughter says she would not let them search for it Told the Post: 'If it's meant to be, God will find the ticket' She said she put the winning lotto ticket in a place no one else would find it. And that appears to go for herself too, as McDonald's worker Mirlande Wilson has now revealed she cannot find the ticket with the winning numbers on it which could snag her a $105million prize. The Maryland mother-of-seven said she has lost the ticket but isn't very worried about finding it any time soon. She told the New York Post: 'I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it. I’m still looking for it. I haven’t even looked in my uniform pants yet. Lost it: Now Mirlande Wilson is saying she cannot find the winning ticket but hasn't really looked for it properly and thinks God will help to find it if it's meant to be 'Winner': Mirlande Wilson, right, and her attorney Edward Smith Jr arrive at a news conference on Wednesday where he said he could not confirm if she did indeed have the winning ticket 'I’m still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere.' The 37-year-old told the paper earlier this week that she hid the ticket at the McDonald's restaurant she worked at, even though she is claiming she bought the ticket with her own money and not through the work pool, much to the chagrin of her coworkers. Her daughter Stephanie also revealed that her mother would not even allow them to look for the ticket. 'I wanted to look for it, I was crying. She wouldn’t let us. It’s a lot of money,', the 15-year-old said. Since the Mega Millions draw last Friday, the Haitian immigrant has dominated the headlines as she came forward to say she had one of the three winning tickets. Lovin' it: Mirlande Wilson sporting another hairstyle on her Facebook page, where she claims to have worked for the United Nations But she refused to share the jackpot with her McDonald's coworkers and said she bought the winning ticket with a lucky dollar she found on the ground. She then went on to say it was in a safe place at an undisclosed location before saying it was at the fast food restaurant she worked in at Milford Mill. Now she claims she lost it. She is leaving the discovery of the ticket in the hands of God: 'It’s a blessing from God. If it’s meant to be, we’ll [find and] claim the ticket.' But the mother-of-seven's coworkers aren't so sure she's telling the truth. Another colleague told the Post: 'I don’t believe her. I didn’t believe her from the beginning, she’s always been strange. 'She’s an attention seeker. She likes to have all the attention on herself.' On her Facebook page, Ms Wilson has pledged to donate all of the winnings to rebuild her earthquake-ravaged native Haiti. She wrote: 'All my true friend know im not greedy a person [sic] i don't want da money it made my life a living hell already im gonna give it all to rebuild haiti yall [sic] can chase all want my life and, my children it more important for money [sic].' Ms Wilson held her own news conference last night where a lawyer pleaded that his client 'be allowed to return to a normal life', according to Wsbt.com. Proof? Mirlande Wilson showed a reporter the copies of the pooled tickets she shared with her McDonald's employees and said the winning ticket was not among them - though would not say where it was Ms Wilson told NBC she gave all of her coworkers the copies of the tickets for the pool and the winning ticket was not among them. Instead she claims to have sent a friend to buy more tickets later that day and the winning one was among them. 'McDonald's don't have nothing to do with this,' she insisted. 'They don't have nothing to do with - they don't even know about it and they don't even have nothing to do with this. It's only us by ourself [sic].' More... Love The Hunger Games? Now you can LIVE in it as film's desolate 'District 12' goes on sale for $1.4million... because its owner is sick of all the tourists Where's the $105million smile gone? McDonald's worker who claims she won Mega Millions jackpot insists she DOES have winning ticket (but STILL won't share it with her co-workers) Lottery executives said they cannot confirm who the lucky three ticket holders are in Maryland, Kansas and Illinois until they come forward. Lucky winner? Mirlande Wilson, who says she bought the winning ticker with her own money rather than the pooled money with coworkers at McDonald's Not lovin' it: Davon Wilson, left, and Suleman Ousman Husein - McDonald's workers who were in the Mega Millions pool with 13 colleagues, including Mirlande Wilson Ms Wilson has yet to produce a ticket, leaving Mega Millions officials skeptical. Stephen Martino, Maryland lottery director, told ABC: 'We don't know any more than the public or media does and it's all speculation and we're not going to get involved in that.' Another official added: 'It's probably not this person.' Winners in Maryland and Illinois have six months to claim the money - Kansas's newest multimillionaire has up to a year. Both Maryland and Kansas will allow winners to remain anonymous but the lucky ticket-holder in Illinois will be identified. "

Looks like reaaaaaal winner here.

4/6/2012 10:57:16 PM

dumb
ass
ness

4/7/2012 12:58:26 AM

the lotto officials know the time and location of purchase of the winning ticket. I want to know if this is the same location or close to the one where she bought her other tickets. So why is that not in the damn news story

4/7/2012 3:58:38 AM

--->

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 4:40 AM. Reason : ]

4/7/2012 4:35:51 AM