I just got done poking my boyfriend's bff, which happens to be skwinkle's fiance. Does that make me a whore?

1/7/2013 10:44:51 PM

Kurtis poked some dudes on Scruff.

1/7/2013 10:45:38 PM

^^ 3some? 4some?

1/7/2013 10:50:42 PM

i'd like to break up with acraw or have her break up with me

just because that'd mean we have boned numerous times before the breakup

1/7/2013 10:52:50 PM

nuh uh Im still a virgin

1/7/2013 10:54:36 PM

I'd fuck acraw, too.

1/7/2013 10:55:19 PM

ok we could at least cuddle and make out and dryhump on some 8th grade shit

1/7/2013 10:56:40 PM

over the jeans hj? i'm down

1/7/2013 10:58:14 PM

you bitch

1/7/2013 11:00:35 PM

Quote :

"I love that in every relationship women are always looking for the end game. Like somehow, if a relationship doesn't end in marriage it's a failure. Fucking ridiculous. "

You're so right. I can't stop thinking about how every relationship I ever had was a waste of time and energy since I didn't end up marrying the guy.

1/8/2013 8:04:38 AM

Quote :

" ok we could at least cuddle and make out and dryhump on some 8th grade shit "

Jean jammin' ftw!

1/8/2013 8:27:22 AM

Have you danced alone to Robyn yet?

1/8/2013 10:51:13 AM

Show me love, show me life

1/8/2013 10:56:11 AM

haha no! but i can make that happen. the album is on my ipod.

maybe tonight if and when the last of her stuff is finally out of there.

1/8/2013 10:56:36 AM

what does fucking acraw have to do with this break up?

1/8/2013 10:56:59 AM

i really loved this.

Quote :

"When you're ready to date again go for a younger girl. Girls hate to be replaced by someone younger than them."

1/8/2013 12:18:52 PM

I want to go cougar hunting.

1/8/2013 12:30:33 PM

The hunting around here is good. Quite good. Let me know if you ever need a tour guide.

1/8/2013 1:43:47 PM

Facebook Official, bitches. since that's apparently the gold standard these days.


^let's do it, Slave.

1/8/2013 1:45:32 PM

lol first like... diva....


i give her an A for effort.

1/8/2013 1:47:41 PM

And second, DROD. Competition commence!

1/8/2013 2:57:06 PM

haha, I'm taken

1/8/2013 3:03:27 PM

hes mine

1/8/2013 3:06:41 PM

lol it was at the top of my feed earlier this morning...I was all OH FUCK YES I LIKE THIS!!

1/8/2013 3:09:56 PM

i added a comment relative to your interests, diva

1/8/2013 3:15:51 PM

like

1/8/2013 3:22:39 PM

ok, i think it's hitting me again. first full night alone realizing there is no going back. last night i had distractions with the game and all.

1/8/2013 8:04:45 PM

we can sext if you'd like

1/8/2013 8:14:39 PM

i dont want you to go awaaaay
mad at me

1/8/2013 8:34:07 PM

and NOW is when you dance alone

1/8/2013 8:51:21 PM

bttt...I found out she's been hanging out with her verbally abusive alcoholic lowlife ex again. I'm not even the least bit upset. I guess people don't really change. have fun with that.

2/7/2013 8:17:29 AM

post nudes

2/7/2013 8:20:13 AM

jeepin, you forget that when chicks need dick they can pretty much just raise their hand...

it may not be worth a shit... but it's dick none the less.

If we could do that with a piece of ass we'd be like rats on the cocaine button.

2/7/2013 8:24:48 AM

would if i had them. she was lame when it came to bedroom antics

2/7/2013 8:24:55 AM

that reeks of desperation. surely you know you're better off

2/7/2013 8:33:57 AM

i do. i mean, i hate seeing her resort to that especially after knowing all that went on between them and how bad it was. but i have no care to ever get involved.

hell, she promised to pay her share of the last 3 months of our lease and i haven't seen shit from her. so yeah, fuck that.

2/7/2013 8:46:22 AM

fuck her- its time to focus on youself.

when you coming up here to go slampiece hunting with me, btw?

2/7/2013 8:56:49 AM

I told you I would take you both to the strip club


on a different note, I bet I could get you both laid without volunteering any services myself

2/7/2013 9:31:36 AM

^,^^ i guess i need to get on that. it'll probably have to be March before I can come up though.

2/7/2013 10:00:30 AM

You never offered to get me laid

2/7/2013 10:03:27 AM

that would have involved you not trying to get Ashley to sleep with you for two seconds

2/7/2013 10:38:02 AM

Quote :

"And yes never date waitresses. They are all whores."

I would like the see the statistics on this

2/7/2013 10:44:28 AM

Quote :

"jeepin, you forget that when chicks need dick they can pretty much just raise their hand... "

true dat

2/7/2013 10:48:29 AM

Well I found myself something much better so in the end I guess it all worked out

2/7/2013 10:54:29 AM

Btw Brett's new svelte physique and Jesse's beard the ladies will come a running.

2/7/2013 10:59:07 AM

it'll always work out for the better, just gotta take some time.


^is brett svelte these days? that's a good word.

2/7/2013 10:59:21 AM

My physical therapist is super cute and sweet btw...I'll see if she's single.

He is! Disc golf or something I dunno...but when I saw him at Tim's I complimented him on his trimmer self. Looking good!

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2/7/2013 11:00:09 AM

2/7/2013 11:09:11 AM

i don't know how i'll control myself around all the sexy if i take these boys out...

2/7/2013 11:10:59 AM

Just avoid alcohol and you will be fine

2/7/2013 11:15:08 AM