Sooooooooo ..... did you close the deal, or

5/9/2013 9:29:15 AM

I'm guessing.......no

5/9/2013 9:37:20 AM

she has a kid. its not like i can hang out with her every day. last week the only day she could do anything was saturday, and i was plastered drunk all fucking day. this thread reminded me to text her again so ill see what i can do over the weekend.

5/9/2013 9:44:33 AM

COUGH * BULLSHIT * COUGH


Beer vs Pussy

5/9/2013 10:33:05 AM

actually i only drink vodka

5/9/2013 10:49:52 AM

You skurd of dat pussy, just admit it.

5/9/2013 10:53:45 AM

just smang it dawg

5/9/2013 11:14:06 AM

Well, did you think there wouldn't be some tension when you took a job in a sexual office?

5/9/2013 12:53:34 PM

MeatStick just referred to me as her crotch buddy

I am extremely uncomfortable now

5/9/2013 12:57:10 PM

I'd like to put in an application if you plan on resigning, then

5/9/2013 12:58:15 PM

you don't have the proper qualifications

5/9/2013 1:26:22 PM

Burn

5/9/2013 1:30:52 PM

5/9/2013 2:05:08 PM