I want to bone this sugar twat. Shes pretty badass. Especially for someone from a weirdo school like Maryland

7/3/2013 5:33:47 PM

^

7/3/2013 6:01:02 PM

^^

7/3/2013 6:23:16 PM

Does she have sugar ants in her twat or something?

7/3/2013 6:31:09 PM

I'd fuck her.

7/3/2013 6:50:55 PM

awesome

7/8/2013 9:54:51 PM

I love her so much

7/8/2013 10:05:47 PM

http://totalfratmove.com/sticking-it-in-her-butt-without-backlash/

7/9/2013 2:51:21 AM

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"I want to bone this sugar twat. Shes pretty badass. Especially for someone from a weirdo school like Maryland"

I might join Twitter just to follow her.

7/9/2013 8:59:32 AM

Most recent article was kinda shitty. She needs to be careful not to push it too much with her "schtick". Or if she is just going pound out articles like this...she needs to post more scantily clad photos.

7/9/2013 9:04:47 AM

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"Personally I try not to get my spread eagle on until at least the third time I meet up with him. That's usually how long it takes for a guy to realize I'm not some sugar twat that's down to be pumped and dumped, and by then he usually finds talking to me to be amusing to some degree."

Congrats, you made him suffer through meeting you three times to get laid instead of once. Does she really think that makes her any better than the girl who went home with the guy the first night? The end result is the same the only difference is you are hot so a guy was willing to put up with a little more shit to try and get laid.

7/9/2013 9:11:10 AM

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"I’ll get bored and Google my name and read all the nasty things people have to say about me. "

We need to get to the top of her google results!

7/9/2013 9:31:21 AM

Looks like this chick is trying to follow the path that has been blazed before her.

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"My younger sloots of [sorority], It's me, your favorite ghost senior of the sorority. Yeah, you little bitches probably don't even know who I am because I'm the one who doesn't show up to shit because its pointless and when I do, I sneak out like two hours in when important people aren't looking. Learn from my way little ones, cheating the system is how you get through life. Now, even though the majority of you bitchez don't know who I am, you really should have gotten to know me though, I would have made your year fucking awesome. Ask [name] and [name], they may have some choice words and stories to tell about me. Alright, so me being a senior, not even knowing how the fuck I made it this far in life without killing myself because I am a dumb fuck, I was told by our officers who think they rule the fucking world to leave a senior will….so I'm going to be so blunt and truthful with you sloots you will learn everything you need to know about college right here in this letter… 1. Have sex. Have sex with as many boys as you can. Well, not exactly, check out their penis first. Dick pics are God's gift to women. Make sure you inspect the goods before you let it penetrate you vagina. Having sex is awesome. The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking dick. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck dick for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long. You should have definitely made your man bust his load all in your mouth in 7 minutes. If you can't achieve that, sorry sweetheart but you have better chances at becoming a lesbo than getting dick. 2. Swallow that load If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are. Your man for the night will forever tell his bro's about you dick sucking abilities. Oh, if you haven't noticed by now, I love sucking dick. I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fuck off. 3. Blackout or Back the Fuck Out If you are getting ready to hit the square or frats with your sisters you better have already been pounding some liquor by 7pm. No one ever enjoys a sober sally, she judges the fuck out of you and even though I judge everyone who is within 4 feet of me, no one can judge me. I live my life by a double standard (see number 4). It is a really great feeling to wake up hopefully in your bed, and look to your side with a confused look asking yourself "did I have sex with him?". It has happened to me countless times, but luckily I always find my used condoms on the floor of my room so I sorta know when I have had sex. I bring home classy dudes. On several occasions, I have brought home someone from the bar and tried to introduce him to my roommates/friends and forgotten his name. Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac. 4. Live your life by a double standard You are queen of the fucking world. You can do no wrong. You're the only one who can fuck random's every weekend and not be judged. You're the shit and no one can tell you any different. You can yell at your slut roommate and tell her that her bedroom is a revolving door even though you hooked up with two different guys in two days, it could have been three but who is counting anymore? Excuses are your new best friend, not that fake fucking Yurman your sleazy ex got you because he was a two pump chump. You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. I live my life by the absolute biggest double standard and it has gotten me so far, you young sloots better start doing the same. We need someone good to be the next A of [sorority]. So, you fucking lucky little bitches have a few more years to run out mommys credit card, while crying to daddy that you have no money in your account so he slips you some cash for booze and weed. Spend that cash you don't have on illegal drugs unless you're one of the blessed who is already so fucked up you stumbled upon prescription drugs. If that's the case, hit me up . Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better."

http://jezebel.com/sorority-dick-sucking-queen-writes-truly-unhinged-gradu-1566524425

4/23/2014 4:14:31 PM

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"4. Live your life by a double standard"

very fitting that jezebel posted this.

4/23/2014 4:27:38 PM

Nothing from that girl should be posted without updated pictures.

4/23/2014 4:51:48 PM

I picture Parker Posey when I read that

4/23/2014 4:59:32 PM

I picture HUR

4/23/2014 5:36:36 PM

^^Yes!

4/23/2014 6:21:22 PM

Is it obvious to everyone else that this was written by someone else that dislikes the purported author?

4/23/2014 8:06:13 PM

I figured it was satirical.

4/23/2014 9:47:42 PM

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"I always find my used condoms on the floor of my room so I sorta know when I have had sex. I bring home classy dudes."

4/23/2014 9:56:46 PM