since daddy made a cousin baby, possibly making child nonfunctional and illiterate, I think the addition of pictures will make this a great bedtime story for the bastard cousin baby

10/26/2016 1:06:22 PM

A+

10/26/2016 1:21:54 PM

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"DADDY'S COUSIN BABY"

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"NONFUNCTIONAL AND ILLITERATE"

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"GREAT BEDTIME STORY"

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"BASTARD COUSIN BABY"

10/26/2016 2:23:39 PM

I think she really didn't know he was a sex offender when she met him, so not his cousin. also, HSH spelled kingsley wrong, but I guess katyplus can't make too much fun of somebody putting the L in the wrong place

10/26/2016 3:09:24 PM

^excellent point, but it was hard to resist making the connection I will update the diagram

[Edited on October 26, 2016 at 3:32 PM. Reason : updating in progress...]

10/26/2016 3:19:35 PM

How pathetic are you to come on here making up shit about me. I am happy with Hazel and you just can't live with that. Find something better to do with your time and leave us alone

10/26/2016 3:43:11 PM

^pretty slick there

10/26/2016 3:44:42 PM

what did i miss

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"thread will really take off if OP returns and participates"

10/26/2016 3:50:58 PM

whole thing is tl;dr...r there any nudes?

10/27/2016 9:13:36 AM

Why I'm so glad you asked. Here are a few:

http://www.hazelholland.com/2016/10/04/per-your-request/

Mrs Holland apparently also has a d since she filled out her profile as a man. In her profile you'll see the name Alfredo which i can only guess is what she calls it, it's probably all noodley and gross and covered in pus and white sauce from all the years of working on the street.

10/27/2016 11:36:10 AM

Pwnt so sowah

10/27/2016 1:54:58 PM

hey travelagent, what are your thoughts on Black Lives Matter?

10/27/2016 1:58:44 PM

holy fucing shit I just read through that site, travelagent you do understand that you look absolutely insane right now, right?

but I'm sure your child will be thrilled to find his father's dick on the internet that his mother helped spread when he gets old enough this is only going to be evidence about how your sanity may not make you the most fit parent ( I'm not saying you are or aren't but I could see how someone would think you are unhinged reading through that garbage)


If any of this is even real, my advice is to delete all this shit you have online and shut the crazy stalking down and gather what you have, get a lawyer, go to court

10/27/2016 2:23:08 PM

You know that's an interesting question because Ryan's used the "n" word several times and yet has no problem screwing a stereotype from the Philippines. His ex girlfriend Sasha said she thinks he has an Asian fetish. I just can't believe the Wake County Sheriffs Office allowed him to travel internationally to go to Thailand to have sex with women online. He travelled by himself too for 20 days. Officer Dixon said he contacted the US Marshalls Office to let them know he was going there and they did nothing about it. He even called Julie from an ESL program to be a teacher in the country she was alerted he was a sex offender and filed a report as well.

10/27/2016 2:24:56 PM

Posting the truth about what he did is sicker than using his own sons name as his own a sex site?

10/27/2016 2:28:38 PM

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"I just can't believe the Wake County Sheriffs Office allowed him to travel internationally to go to Thailand to have sex with women online."

That's a long ways to travel just to cyber.

But ignoring your butchering of the English language, is said travel illegal? Is it a criminal justice issue? I think not.

10/27/2016 2:41:03 PM

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"Posting the truth about what he did is sicker than using his own sons name as his own a sex site?"

I've never been to his site, but I never said that. From the information you are providing you sound like a pretty decent parent for your child. BUT if the child starts going online and finds his dads site on his own, that will help him better understand his dad is gross and come to his own conclusions. If he also runs into your rants, he is going to feel differently about his mom too. I don't think you want this to be what has your kid viewing you differently. If he finds this crap out, and sees that it was water under the bridge, he might respect you a little more for not stooping to his level.

again, no amount of ranting you do on the internet is going to HELP you

10/27/2016 2:48:54 PM

All of my tww experience says this is a classic alias trolling thread.

Also, diagrams? That users now need infographics speaks to the age of the users

10/27/2016 3:17:46 PM

Smath has really upped his game

10/27/2016 3:33:06 PM

for some reason I thought settledown had something to do with this, but I'm not sure anymore

10/27/2016 3:36:02 PM

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"holy fucing shit I just read through that site,"

How had you not already done so?

[Edited on October 27, 2016 at 3:54 PM. Reason : V working on a v2 for that graphic?]

10/27/2016 3:37:49 PM

^ I did go on there once to see a single post thinking that it was alone, but I didn't see the 2 months of crazy ranting she had published

[Edited on October 27, 2016 at 3:52 PM. Reason : I mostly worked off of the information provided here]

10/27/2016 3:51:33 PM

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"Why I'm so glad you asked. Here are a few:"

I don't think those are the ones he was asking about...

10/27/2016 3:55:11 PM

Have You Tried The Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies And Those PieGasams Healed All My Problems

10/27/2016 4:22:16 PM

something something something rack focus dick pics something something

10/28/2016 11:50:59 AM

Isn't travelagent sabotaging her own case for the upcoming custody battle? All this guy has to do is point out the crazy which is publicly available online.

10/29/2016 5:03:30 PM

Pretty sure the craziest parts of all this is that it can be proven these are things he has done and sorry they're not going to be hidden anymore he keep lying and his family keeps just going along with what he says. Hazel's stepdaughter will be there to help testify to the kind of person she is.

10/29/2016 5:12:22 PM

Testify when?

10/29/2016 5:55:15 PM

Speaking as someone who has been lurking for a while, this is the most entertaining drama to grace tdub in quite some time

10/30/2016 12:30:26 AM

Happy Halloween!! Just remember fellas when you go out tonight, makeup is a powerful thing, and still some people are beyond help.

[Edited on October 31, 2016 at 1:37 AM. Reason : :-)]

10/31/2016 1:36:11 AM

she does kind of look like her genitals stink

10/31/2016 7:11:22 AM

if you're in this thread taking shots at travelagent you're backing the wrong horse(face)

10/31/2016 8:05:12 AM

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"she does kind of look like her genitals stink"

I'm guessing Ryan got into funk at some point hence the sex trip to Thailand. Her former coworker Jose said her armpits in her shirts were always soaked, but I imagine anyone that likes the Dallas cowboys enough to get a huge tattoo would be kinda sweaty. Not to mention the only guys she can get is her 64 year old husband and a sex offender. I'd imagine they both can't be too picky about how she smells.

10/31/2016 8:29:56 AM

I like that her forehead is large enough to write tonight's red light specials on them. I bet it really helped when she was selling herself on the streets.

10/31/2016 8:32:04 AM

Fivehead

10/31/2016 8:59:55 AM

moar liek 6 head

10/31/2016 10:47:59 AM

This is her husband Charles David Holland he's 64, but he is actually a pretty nice guy. It's really sad what she's put him through he said though he's never signing anything for her to get a greencard renewal or citizenship. He said that he will never give her a divorce and when he dies all she'll be inheriting is debt. Her friends had no idea she was married because she lies so damn much.

10/31/2016 11:04:57 AM

I'm torn here:

travelagent sounds like she's hot, and despite her atrocious grammar, would be a great companion between the sheets. Part of me thinks that I should try to seduce her, and convince her that getting dicked down by me would be the best revenge.

But seeing this thread tells me that travelagent holds grudges, and after bwning when our relationship inevitably sours, it will be me getting roasted.

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

[Edited on October 31, 2016 at 11:48 AM. Reason : trying to get travelagent to put her mouf on it]

10/31/2016 11:47:18 AM

YOLO bro, YOLO.

10/31/2016 12:01:03 PM

It is worth the grammar check? I didn't think so. She's a hooker that hardly speaks English herself. As for the other stuff you can only lie and push people so far it's not like I'm posting lies they actually did these things and then think they can just deny it!! It'd be different if they just left people alone. Plus, I wouldn't sleep with you anyways because you've probably had sex with Holland and she's got bumps and alfredo all over her snatch. Better check yourself out man. Alfredo is her nickname didn't you check her benkinglsey profile?

Hazel Alfredo Seprado Holland. #HASH

[Edited on October 31, 2016 at 12:10 PM. Reason : :-)]

10/31/2016 12:07:50 PM

can you tell us your thoughts on donald trump please or black lives matter

10/31/2016 12:10:42 PM

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"can you tell us your thoughts on donald trump please or black lives matter"

When Trump was asked if he'd ever grab Hazel Holland by the pussy he said, "I would, but she wouldn't be my first choice." No thoughts on BLM but married, lying, filapino, hooker lives....eh they don't matter as much as everyone else's.

10/31/2016 12:17:33 PM

I haven't done this in a while, so I'm a bit rusty. Is this where I send travelagent my dick pics?

10/31/2016 12:25:48 PM

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"I haven't done this in a while, so I'm a bit rusty. Is this where I send travelagent my dick pics? "

Send it to Yanik so he actually has a picture of a dick he can send. It would be like his war pics that he showed people when he was "deployed" in his imagination when he was actually in jail for 2 years.

10/31/2016 12:52:50 PM

when is the best time to buy plane tickets?

10/31/2016 1:22:31 PM

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"when is the best time to buy plane tickets?"

Before the INS buys them for you

10/31/2016 1:24:52 PM

how many ladies were HSH for Halloween?

10/31/2016 1:32:48 PM

Quote :

"BUMPS AND ALFREDO"

10/31/2016 2:20:52 PM

^^^ So pretty much anytime.... since the INS hasn't existed in over a decade

10/31/2016 3:30:27 PM

lol

10/31/2016 3:31:29 PM