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11/15/2010 12:36:46 AM

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"Rapid Fitness downtown - w4m (Childhood) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2010-11-16, 3:11PM EST Reply To This Post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is to all the testosterone-crippled trainers who work at the downtown location of Rapid Fitness. Simply, grow up. I have been a member for all of three months now, and from my experiences with you boys, you need to jerk yourselves out of whatever uber-Guido box that you are currently forcing yourselves into. Every time I walk in, at least one of you is flirting horribly with at least one of the female staff members, wearing a tank top, and you are doing it all from behind the front desk, in front of incoming members. Unprofessional, to say the least. There's a reason why you get eye rolls each time my friends and I come in. Also, when you are working out and spotting each other, it's really unacceptable to hoot and hollar at "your boys" after you've finished that last rep. I mean, they are all standing 18 inches from you, and you still yell at them as though they were half a mile off. Then you proceed to drop if not slam your weights down just to make sure everyone within earshot is able to notice how strong you are. If you can't properly rerack them, you shouldn't be trying to lift them to begin with. Also, to the guy with the tattoo on his left shoulder, did you have rickets as a child, or are you choosing to let the size of your legs remain that pathetic and inconsequential? Women don't care how much you can bench when an adult stork has larger legs and can out-squat you. "

11/16/2010 9:14:08 PM

^ ahahahahahahahahaha

the last part killed me

sick burn

11/16/2010 9:40:58 PM

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"Black Friday - quick cash (Target at Brier Creek) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2010-11-25, 8:43PM EST Reply to: gigs-xqa8t-2079553375@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- $20 to the first person who can get the Black Friday Westinghouse tv (40" LCD for $298) at the Target in Brier Creek. Ring me when in cart and I will meet you in the store and hand you the cash. http://bfads.net/Target-Black-Friday-Westinghouse-40-60Hz-1080p-LCD-HDTV 919.830.6774 "

hahahhahahahahahhahaah $20 to wait in line 9 hours

11/28/2010 6:55:20 PM

Someone should call and offer him$ 350 for the tv if he drops it at your place

11/28/2010 7:15:02 PM

lol

11/28/2010 8:23:29 PM

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"raleigh craigslist > personals > missed connections please flag with care: [?] miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities wolf onsie - w4m - 18 (ncsu library) Date: 2010-12-09, 12:04AM EST Reply To This Post you were in a gorgeous red wold onesy, it made me soooo.... hot and wet. I was too nervous to come talk to you * Location: ncsu library * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2103125551 "

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/9/2010 11:05:54 PM

So has craigslist just stopped updating the best of section? It's been five months now.

12/9/2010 11:10:06 PM

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"This cabent came out of our bath room its in good shape"

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/zip/2128463935.html

So, I guess a cabnit is for liquor, while a cabent is for the bath room.

12/25/2010 2:42:54 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tfr/2132085614.html

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"New Film Company Looking For Talent (Raleigh, Garner, Durham, NC) Date: 2010-12-27, 11:06PM EST Reply to: filmsfuture@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?] My name is Christin, I'm a 23 year. I'm an African American Director, Writter, Actor, Producer, and Editor. I have started a film company and I am looking for new talnet. I have written many films one in pre production. I am looking for actors/actresses, camera crews, promoters, musicians, hip-hop dancers, editors, writers, and more. I am looking for Dedicated and Driven young talent between the ages of 18 and 30 years old please. If you are new to the business or if you are looking for a great oppurtunity to display your skills or to add a great quality of work to your portfolio, send your name, age, phone number, city and picture to filmsfuture@yahoo.com. * Location: Raleigh, Garner, Durham, NC * Compensation: Experience for Portfolio * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 9:18 AM. Reason : [-]

12/28/2010 9:18:10 AM

^ you can tell it's legit and professional because they have a yahoo address

12/28/2010 9:20:31 AM

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"Let's have some kinky fun today! - m4w - 26 (Raleigh) Let's start the New Year out right! I love to wear diapers and am looking for a woman into the same. I have plenty of diapers and drinks for us to enjoy on this warm January 1st! Let's get together soon and have some kinky fun! 26 year old GL white male here 6'0 and 225lbs. "

1/1/2011 5:37:21 PM

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"thick bearded cup of joe - m4m - 29 (Raleigh) Date: 2011-01-01, 2:19PM EST Hillsborough St cup of Joe. You are the full bearded man, one of the owners maybe? that has been at the counter the last few days. DAMN man, that beard is HOT. I'm a smooth muscled jock and you look like a HAIRY muscled man. You look fit and strong under those clothers. Nice arms, thick hands, great smile, sparkly eyes, and DAMN that beard gets me going. I'm a discreet man, and pretty polite, but i will tell you - looking at that beard makes me think you got pubes growing up the base of your cock, and i want to get them stuck in my teeth! I think your straight, pretty sure of it, but who knows, maybe you'll just be interested in causing my dental floss problem, and that would be OK with me, wooly mammoth. cheers "

1/1/2011 5:58:37 PM

^^thread related?

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1/2/2011 1:12:55 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/muc/2142517690.html

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"To the person RE:ing ads with suicide advice (Please Leave Our Forum) Date: 2011-01-03, 10:46PM EST Reply to: comm-gst3m-2142517690@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] You are not welcome here. You should go do something else with your life, try http://www.thewolfweb.com, you'll fit right in....if they shun you, there's always 4chan. Location: Please Leave Our Forum it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2142517690 Copyright ©"

1/4/2011 3:32:23 AM

Awesome lol

1/4/2011 9:59:32 AM

ha, that's pretty awesome

1/4/2011 10:51:09 AM

Oh snap. TWW call out on CL.

1/4/2011 10:52:49 AM

^x4 They really put tww? Damn... We are famous!

1/4/2011 2:56:44 PM

College Student looking 4 last minute fun - m4w - 20 (Raleigh)

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"I'm an average college student who goes to ncsu for engineering. But before break ends, i want to find someone to fool around. It doesn't have to be sex. I'll take anything i can get and anything you would like. I can even take you out on a very nice dinner first if you would like. I'm an average sized college student who goes to ncsu. I"m completely drug and disease free. I drink but not excessively. So if you are interest, shoot me an email. Thanks "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/2145169941.html

This is someone from TWW isn't it?

1/5/2011 3:59:23 PM

To me it looks like gunzz' handwriting to me

1/5/2011 4:03:48 PM

why are you looking in the m4w section?

1/5/2011 4:04:14 PM

Because he posted the ad.

1/5/2011 4:06:34 PM

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" Also, to the guy with the tattoo on his left shoulder, did you have rickets as a child, or are you choosing to let the size of your legs remain that pathetic and inconsequential? Women don't care how much you can bench when an adult stork has larger legs and can out-squat you. "

aha sounds like my douchebag coworker from my last job.

1/5/2011 4:07:04 PM

>_>

1/5/2011 4:07:41 PM

<_<

Quote :

"why are you looking in the m4w section?"

I was actually looking in all of the listings in the personals sections.

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 4:14 PM. Reason : just FYI]

1/5/2011 4:13:39 PM

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/stp/2123501264.html

Quote :

"vermont connection - m4mw - 45 (central vt.) Date: 2010-12-21, 8:56AM EST hi,I live in vermant and i am looking for canadian freinds who need connections in the us.i am in the motorcycle bizz. and i know there is a lot of money to be made in exports. anyone with any input or ideas to make money ,in any industry,please respond,I'm verey ambitouse. Location: central vt. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

it also comes with a couple pics of rusty motorcycle parts

1/6/2011 12:57:44 PM

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"Like new Hyperbaric Oxygen Chamber! (Raleigh, NC) Date: 2011-01-17, 7:36AM EST Reply to: sale-zshfs-2164540305@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] We purchased the Vitaeris 320 Clinical System (http://www.vitao2.com/vitaeris.cfm orig. $18, 800) and SeQual Integra Oxygen Concentrator Model 632A-10 (like http://www.oxygenconcentratorstore.com/portable/home-oxygen-concentrators/sequal-integra?gclid=CKrchLzkoKYCFYnt7QodQD_raA orig. $1,370) new. We have all original paperwork, set-up instructions and receipts. It has only been used by my son and myself for about a year (we no longer need it, but it has been hard to part with!). It works perfectly and has been kept in immaculate condition – cleaned w/ hydrogen peroxide between uses and stored covered in our guest bedroom. Bonus: It is ready to be used and you won’t have the off-gassing smell that we suffered through. Asking $16,000 or best offer. (You may also be eligible for medical write-off on your taxes). "

1/17/2011 9:46:13 AM

What in the hell is that for besides curing the bends? Doesn't it seem dangerous for a non-professional to own that shit? Why was it so difficult for this dude and his son to part with it?!

1/17/2011 9:50:35 AM

^^posted by Goku.

1/17/2011 10:00:27 AM

from geekologie:

1/17/2011 11:20:14 AM

looooollllll

1/17/2011 12:06:16 PM

hipsters rejoice

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"PBR COLD BEER METAL SIGN - $30 (RALEIGH) Date: 2011-01-26, 8:12PM EST Reply to: sale-g44nz-2182154115@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] ROUGHLY 3FT X 2FT GREAT CONDITION "

1/26/2011 10:22:01 PM

$ 30?!?!

1/26/2011 10:46:43 PM

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"i know that baby mine at kroger - m4w - 32 (stockbridge) Date: 2011-01-21, 4:40PM EST Reply To This Post i seen u and was thinking you pretty hot. digging ur hot dark, brown skin and proud plus size. seem like i know you and i try to talk to u twice but u wouldnt have nun of dat. u had all them dam kids and they was acting all crazy an loud so i figure that u just busy, but i seen dat dam lil kid wit u and i KNOW its mine. U seen me looking and looked away real quick and grabbed that boys hand. that baby is MINE. i want to know ur name an where we hooked up. U got to share that shit wit me. I will see u again an next time i want walk away. i know who u r, i think * Location: stockbridge * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2172519456"

1/26/2011 11:26:47 PM

things like this make me sad and frightened about the future

1/27/2011 12:01:41 AM

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mis/2183767895.html

Quote :

"Met a lot of awesome people yesterday....while pushing their cars - m4w - 30 (Great Falls) I'm not sure what is with the hateful posts everyone is putting on Craigslist....swearing and ranting about things that don't really make sense, but I had a great time meeting a lot of people in a rather horrible situation. Here's to you, all you random people! I hope you made it home ok. (from the guy in jeans and a white tshirt or purple shirt after that got soaked) Old Dominion Dr 1. Foreign guy (sorry not sure from where) who I stopped to make sure you were ok and you said "My car thingy go poof in my face" sorry I laughed and glad you're ok. 2. Silver chrysler with rear wheel drive = I hope the rescue crew got you going again. Sorry I couldn't help much there. 3. The guy with a truck who refused to stay in the right lane while I was helping the silver car and even blocked rescue vehicles....please...just try to listen to others. I appreciate you finally moving though. 4. The people who followed my directions while I was directing traffic, THANKS for listening! A few of you offered to let me in your car to stay warm and offered me a jacket. That was truly wonderful to hear. Georgetown Pike 1. The guy with the Range Rover who almost hit 3 people standing and helping because you wanted to be first. Try to remember it's not just you out there. We were letting 4 wheel drive vehicles go first so the other cars could get room and momentum so you wouldve been close to being next anyways. I understand you feel very special driving one, I personally love mine too, but no need to hurt others. 2. The guy in the silver volvo who blocked oncoming traffic so he could be a few cars ahead. Sorry I yelled at you and hopefully you saw very quickly why your plan wasn't going to work. 3. Hitchhiker guy, I hope you made it home to your family and hopefully they had that driveway shovelled for you Glad I could help. 4. The delightful woman in a dark colored scion who listened and a few of us pushed you into a parking lot. 5. The guy in a red convertible mustang. I know you said a lot of others tried to get you out, but thank you for listening to me and I'm glad it worked for you. It was nice to see you car parked safetly at the store nearby. 6. A very sweet asian woman (I think...hey it was dark) who asked me if I had a jacket. 7. Man in a silver minivan at an intersection. I hope you dont blame us for being quite frustrated at you. You got stuck every time you tried to move and even blocked both lanes of traffic. I hope you made it home safe. You seemed just as frustrated as the rest of us. You were even kind enough to help my friend in his red minivan behind you. "rocking a vehicle" might be worth looking up. I was trying to explain it but you kept flooring it. Sorry I wasnt a good instructor. 8. My absolute favorite....woman in a black car trying to get home to your child. PA plates, amazing person and hope you and your child are okay. 9. All of you on "the hill" - green and red pickup that we had to tow....hope you're ok - silver accord behind him....thanks for being patient with the process and you did a great job - again...woman in black car....you did great. Glad I didn't see you off the road later. I was looking for you. - woman in silver rabbit or gti....Please look up "rocking a car" before you try again. I understand you were frustrated but it took myself and another guy A LOT more effort. You did listen though and it was appreciated - Guy in light blue lexus....not sure why you refused to go faster, but momentum is your friend - asian woman in honda minivan, sorry if we made you nervous but glad we got you up the hill - sorry if I excluded you from the list...it was a long night. 10. two women who were worried because you went off the road and tow trucks hadnt found you yet. I drove by you 3 times and still saw you there. I'm glad you weren't injured and hope you made it home ok. "

1/28/2011 4:51:26 PM

Nope... can't really make fun of that.. try harder next time

1/28/2011 5:06:57 PM

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"Full Metal Canopy Princess Bed - $80 (Meredith College) Date: 2011-01-28, 1:10PM EST Reply to: sale-fmgce-2184998647@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] A beautiful bed for your little princess or any room! Full size, dark green metal with pretty vine detail. Optional canopy for the top (can also be a 4 poster bed). Drape the bed with tulle as pictured or use standard drapes to create your own private hideaway. Includes four wood slats -- mattress/box spring NOT included. Bed can easily be transported in a van or pickup. Buyer must pay cash. Bedding, tulle, ribbons and satin roses and pink blackout curtain panels available also, if interested. Just let me know!"

hahaha

* Location: Meredith College
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

1/28/2011 9:31:44 PM

Sounds like my ex

1/28/2011 11:52:11 PM

2/2/2011 2:12:51 PM

That sucks that they've had 3 dogs die in <16 years.

2/2/2011 6:51:51 PM

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html

I DO ANYTHING

2/9/2011 9:55:13 AM

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"My name is Travis Broyles and I will do whatever* you want me to do for less money than whoever you are paying to do it now. Below is a list of just some of the things I can do. I do want to stress that I DO ANYTHING so email me if your requested service is not listed here. Things I Will Do For $5: Stare at you for 5 minutes Give a hug to the person of your choosing Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes Draw your face on a balloon Sing Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" from memory to the best of my ability 6 minutes of copywriting Things I Will Do For $10: Write your new theme song Sing your new theme song on your voicemail Spin until I throw up or you lose interest Rename your Pokémon Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know? 12 minutes of copywriting Things I Will Do For $50: Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE") Tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together? Try my best to fly in a public place for an hour Make you a really great profile picture 1 hour of copywriting Things I Will Do For $100: Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings Fight someone much smaller or girl than me Email you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts) Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't Deliver 5 fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (5 mile radius from my home) 2 hours of copywriting Things I Will Do For $1,000: Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, e.g. human being auction) Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family Rename your children Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you) 20 hours of copywriting Things I Will Do For $100,000: Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life Change my political and spiritual leanings Screen all your phone calls for five years Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs) 84 straight days of copywriting *BEST VALUE* If interested, email me at travisdoesanything@gmail.com. *Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like "Oh, after you're done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?" but the lemonade means sex, mostly. https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=MKL95Q636XQ68&lc=US&item_name=I%20Do%20Anything&item_number=Idoanything¤cy_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted "

2/9/2011 10:11:42 AM

Married GOP Congressman Sent Sexy Pictures to Craigslist Babe

From http://gawker.com/#!5755071/married-gop-congressman-sent-sexy-pictures-to-craigslist-babe

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" Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist's "Women Seeking Men" forum, he's Christopher Lee, "divorced" "lobbyist" and "fit fun classy guy." One object of his flirtation told us her story. On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the "Women for Men" section of Craigslist personals. "Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?" she asked, inviting "financially & emotionally secure" men to reply. That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own. (It's the same Gmail account that was associated with Lee's personal Facebook account, which the Congressman deleted when we started asking questions.) By email, Lee identified himself as a 39-year-old divorced lobbyist and sent a PG picture to the woman from the ad. (In fact, Lee is married and has one son with his wife. He's also 46.)"

hahahaha pwnt

2/9/2011 6:39:21 PM

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" 2 fire trucks - $13000 (chesapeake) 1994 pierce arrow fire truck pumper asking 12,000.1993 pierce 1051 ladder fire truck asking 13,000. Obo on both trks call for more info 757-477-2730 http://norfolk.craigslist.org/bfs/2205475973.html"

lol what are you going to do with a fucking fire truck?? You can't make money off it. lol

2/9/2011 6:45:40 PM

^^ he resigned congress about an hour ago

2/9/2011 6:46:30 PM

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"We were both giving blood today - m4w - 20 (ncsu) Date: 2011-02-12, 1:00AM EST Reply To This Post It was around 2pm or so and I spontaneously decided to donate blood for the first time. I was totally nervous and awkward during the whole ordeal, but I thought you were cute from your yellow beret and calm demeanor down to your purple paisley dress and 10 hole Dr. Martens. Your smile and the blood draining rapidly from my veins weakened me to the point where I couldn't think of anything to say to start a conversation with you, haha. This whole Craigslist thing seems like a longshot, but maybe you'll see it or perhaps our paths will cross again someday (and hopefully then at a moment when I'm not facing up to my fear of needles). If you happen to stumble across this, throw in what color I happened to be quite monochromatic in today so I know it's you. "

2/12/2011 3:29:55 PM

2/16/2011 3:00:03 PM

^^ I think that's actually kind of cute.

2/16/2011 3:03:28 PM