what, you put your hands inside high heels and call that your girlfriend? pathetic

8/9/2011 1:04:34 PM

8/9/2011 1:06:44 PM

Diamonds are measured by the hardness of my cock tonight.

8/9/2011 6:06:31 PM

Moh's Scale got shafted

8/9/2011 6:08:52 PM

^^ Lol at parsonsb. Good line.

Found this earlier. Perfect day? Maybe less talking?

8/9/2011 6:15:05 PM

fuck that day, too little vag wrecking invulved

8/9/2011 6:21:07 PM

ROAR

8/9/2011 6:33:47 PM

so betty... sup girl

8/9/2011 6:43:08 PM

signed...only 2 more days

8/9/2011 9:26:35 PM

ke$ha, wanna come hang out?

8/9/2011 9:27:39 PM

The day described above is nearly perfect, all I would suggest is sex before and after the movie. Possibly during. And a handjob during dinner would be a bonus.

Oh, and [post]

8/9/2011 10:46:48 PM

Diamonds are measured by the hardness of my cock tonight.

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 2:49 AM. Reason : .]

8/10/2011 2:49:16 AM

indeed

8/10/2011 2:49:37 AM

Yes.

8/10/2011 2:07:37 PM

yeppppppppp

8/10/2011 2:27:47 PM

^4

8/10/2011 3:27:10 PM

even more so now, wtffffffffffff

8/10/2011 4:14:26 PM

thong tha thong thong thong

8/10/2011 4:16:41 PM

id like to smash up in some guts right now.

8/10/2011 4:44:33 PM

booooooooooooored also, which isn't helping.

8/10/2011 4:46:52 PM

i just txted my wife this....



this is surely to work

8/10/2011 4:52:04 PM

whooohooo....got a "that sounds awesome"!!

8/10/2011 5:11:46 PM

post post postttttttttt

8/10/2011 10:36:45 PM

8/10/2011 10:37:13 PM

8/10/2011 11:35:02 PM

I am so so so stressed out...which in turn means I'm so so so horny

8/11/2011 12:18:29 PM

im at the point i'd prob sleep with a tdubber.

8/11/2011 12:29:45 PM

well, you two should meet up already

8/11/2011 12:32:51 PM

LOL

true

8/11/2011 12:34:13 PM

Have you ever 'fixed' yourself while at work? Would you do it had you the opportunity? How would you do it?

8/11/2011 12:37:08 PM

surely easier for a guy than a girl... i've never done it though.

been tempted to have sex on my desk though

8/11/2011 12:38:32 PM

Yes I have....would do it again

8/11/2011 12:41:10 PM

Quote :

"I am so so so stressed out...which in turn means I'm so so so horny"

i'm glad i'm not the only one this happens too. one of the reason i think i may be a sex addict.

8/11/2011 1:12:11 PM

lol same

8/11/2011 1:17:37 PM

it's my birthday therefore am on the hunt for pudding

8/11/2011 1:37:13 PM

happy birthday

8/11/2011 1:42:24 PM

how happy is yet to be determined

8/11/2011 1:46:39 PM

well I hope you get lots of happy

8/11/2011 1:47:29 PM

stillllllllllllll here

8/11/2011 11:12:43 PM

8/11/2011 11:14:11 PM

I bought some sexy cargos yesterday JUST FOR YOU Diva!

8/11/2011 11:14:27 PM

zomg!

-50 lbs = +50 sex

8/11/2011 11:14:54 PM

^^oh really?

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 11:15 PM. Reason : ^I don't even know what that means lol]

8/11/2011 11:15:04 PM

^^ now thats a bonus!

8/11/2011 11:17:24 PM

8/11/2011 11:18:43 PM

it is. fat bitches can be sexy bitches, but there are just some knots that they cannot be tied in.

8/11/2011 11:19:28 PM

oh word

8/11/2011 11:25:09 PM

Very.

Watching Nip/Tuck AND they're playing Fischerspooner.
*swoon*

8/20/2011 9:03:55 PM

when are u not horny, erica

8/20/2011 9:30:36 PM

two hours out of everyday i'm decidedly unhorny

8/20/2011 9:34:29 PM