bonus fwp, extra tank was empty as i've been too lazy to go exchange them.

1/11/2012 10:12:20 AM

why oh why are you grilling so much chicken?

1/11/2012 10:12:43 AM

Thats why I always use charcoal. Kingsford, specifically. Top of the line, in my opinion. You get a better flavor out of your meat.

1/11/2012 10:13:13 AM

i eat a lot of chicken and i have a busy schedule this week.

had the day open, get to grillin'

today/friday/sunday ill have 6-8 legs and like half a breast, tomorrow and saturday ill have like 1.5-2lbs breast

because i can

1/11/2012 10:14:53 AM

Quote :

"half a breast"

I know you think you're on to something with this new "consume vast quantities and not give a fuck" plan you're on, but any plan that can't handle at least one whole breast per meal is not something I'd endorse or recommend to my clients.

1/11/2012 10:19:14 AM

nah it's really just to make sure i hit protein goals without resorting to whey or something to supplement.

i'm trying this out for a month or two, with intermittent fasting/leangains to see how it works.

it's an 8 hour free for all between 12-8pm, then no eating outside of that. just water and black coffee.

1/11/2012 10:28:22 AM

Quote :

"im bored at my cushy desk job"

me too

and this shit weather isn't helping the day go by any faster

1/11/2012 10:35:35 AM

Having to hand wash dishes after the dishwasher didn't clean them completely

1/11/2012 11:06:51 AM

I was going to go to the grocery store at lunch today, but it's raining quite hard and I don't have an umbrella, and I'm also in the middle of something.

1/11/2012 1:00:48 PM

just signed up for Verizon FiOS to be installed at the new apartment

moving on Friday and they can't install TV/Internet until the next Tuesday

1/14/2012 1:19:12 PM

Trying to figure out what to do with my old laptop...

1/14/2012 2:42:19 PM

The vending machine with the original fritos doesn't accept plastic. Fml

1/14/2012 2:58:01 PM

the original fritos might be a little stale

1/14/2012 2:59:09 PM

I lold

1/14/2012 3:01:05 PM

Quote :

"Trying to figure out what to do with my old laptop..."

Easy, use it for porn.

1/14/2012 3:03:23 PM

meh, too old....videos get choppy. And a 30 GB hard drive can only hold so much...

1/15/2012 12:43:47 PM

Quote :

"Trying to figure out what to do with my old laptop... "

If it has at least a Pentium-M processor, im trying to get a computer for a friend who doesn't have one.

1/15/2012 2:44:23 PM

forgot to book my hotel for a business trip next week...not sure if there are still rooms available at the hotel the others from the team are staying at

1/16/2012 12:24:52 AM

my keys fell out of my back pocket and into the toilet

1/23/2012 11:21:49 AM

I'm having a really tough time deciding which beer to put in my kegorator

1/23/2012 2:11:26 PM

my boyfriend keeps buying me ice cream even though I'm trying to eat better

he says whenever I eat ice cream, my boobs look bigger the next day

FIRST. WORLD. PROBLEMS.

1/25/2012 2:07:46 AM

My internet connection is like 16Mbps and I would prefer closer to 25Mbps

1/25/2012 2:10:27 AM

My DROID smartphone does not pick up a good wifi signal in the master bedroom, this causes delayed page load times and usually forces me off wifi on to the much slower 3g mobile network. FML

1/25/2012 7:32:57 AM

I hate when I want to watch a game or something on TV, but the DVR is already recording 2 shows at the same time.

First World Problems. :-/

1/25/2012 9:31:10 AM

My orange is too juicy and keeps getting all over my desk.

1/25/2012 11:49:04 AM

^haha my box of clementines all have seeds FWP

1/25/2012 11:50:24 AM

Budgeted for 116 client hours this week...billed 92 hours since Sunday





[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 9:53 PM. Reason : poop postin']

2/3/2012 9:51:07 PM

I, too will get little sleep due to work this weekend.

2/3/2012 9:54:52 PM

i hate the lean cuisines that you have to stir halfway through cooking

2/3/2012 10:29:10 PM

i wish i had a creative bone in my body

2/13/2012 11:26:33 AM

cant get pandora to work on my phone, apparently my office is a 4g dead zone
left my ipod in my car
dont like the cds i have in my desk as emergency backups to
steaming music sites are blocked on work network

HOW CAN I GET WORK DONE

[Edited on February 13, 2012 at 11:30 AM. Reason : e]

2/13/2012 11:29:52 AM

I can't find my iPod at all! So I'm officially unmotivated to work out.

2/13/2012 11:31:51 AM

you can't even find it a little bit?

2/13/2012 11:49:57 AM

^x5

http://l.lazybeez.net/img/1151364a47a8d456024ae8ddee8e48bf.png?ref=nf

2/13/2012 4:35:34 PM

2/13/2012 9:00:29 PM

probably fucked my shoulder up, crashing a go kart

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2/13/2012 11:20:33 PM

i waited to long to book a flight to LAS VEGAS... now i may have to arrive a day early and uh. be homeless for a few hours... the casinos are open all night right? i could just play penny slots or sit in some corner and drink and read AMIRITE? besides... with the time zone difference? i'll be rip raring to go at 7am (their time) anyways because it'll be like 10a (our time) right?

how stupid does this idea sound?

2/14/2012 11:39:15 AM

very

2/14/2012 12:18:49 PM

Just got back from Vegas. They are open all night. My friend was temporarily passed out in some random hotel lobby and no one said a word. Sounds like an excellent idea.

2/14/2012 4:55:19 PM

I woke up at 7am every day when I was in Vegas.

2/14/2012 4:59:30 PM

if you don't look homeless you probably wont be bothered

2/14/2012 5:00:06 PM

7am!?!?! We were up til 5am almost every night.

2/14/2012 7:03:46 PM

i took three dipilatory off my legs too soon so i had to touch up a few spots with a razor and now my legs feel like raw meat.

2/15/2012 2:00:29 PM

i forgot tampons at home - now i have to go out and buy more. dammit

2/17/2012 10:39:27 AM

everybody is out today - i don't have anyone to get lunch with

2/20/2012 12:05:23 PM

forgot to get honey mustard with my bojangles chicken strips

2/29/2012 10:43:39 PM

Two chicken supremes: 180 calories.

One packet of honey mustard: 150 calories.

2/29/2012 10:44:48 PM

I really don't want to delete my pinterest but I am worried about legal shit, fuck

2/29/2012 10:47:27 PM

Bonus Withdrawal Puts Bankers in "Malaise"

Andrew Schiff was sitting in a traffic jam in California this month after giving a speech at an investment conference about gold. He turned off the satellite radio, got out of the car and screamed a profanity.

"I'm not Zen at all, and when I'm freaking out about the situation, where I'm stuck like a rat in a trap on a highway with no way to get out, it's very hard," Schiff, director of marketing for broker-dealer Euro Pacific Capital Inc., said in an interview.

Schiff, 46, is facing another kind of jam this year: Paid a lower bonus, he said the $350,000 he earns, enough to put him in the country's top 1 percent by income, doesn't cover his family's private-school tuition, a Kent, Connecticut, summer rental and the upgrade they would like from their 1,200-square- foot Brooklyn duplex.

"I feel stuck," Schiff said. "The New York that I wanted to have is still just beyond my reach."

The smaller bonus checks that hit accounts across the financial-services industry this month are making it difficult to maintain the lifestyles that Wall Street workers expect, according to interviews with bankers and their accountants, therapists, advisers and headhunters.

"People who don't have money don't understand the stress," said Alan Dlugash, a partner at accounting firm Marks Paneth & Shron LLP in New York who specializes in financial planning for the wealthy. "Could you imagine what it's like to say I got three kids in private school, I have to think about pulling them out? How do you do that?"

more...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bonus-withdrawal-puts-bankers-malaise-050100338.html

2/29/2012 10:49:59 PM

^^ legal shit?

i don't follow

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/29/2012 10:50:56 PM