400!

9/10/2009 10:22:17 AM

400.02

9/10/2009 10:22:25 AM

400.03

9/10/2009 10:23:05 AM

gotta clean up

9/10/2009 10:23:28 AM

you page callers annoy the piss out of me

9/10/2009 10:23:59 AM

it's a good thing i've got a mute

in 24 minutes i've counted the phrase "pp code" be used 46 times

i'm keeping a talley

9/10/2009 10:24:05 AM

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"for real sometimes i think i'd rather be a waitress than sit at this computer all damn day"

but then when wou're a waitress you would wish you had a job where you could sit and play on the internet and kinda be your own boss

9/10/2009 10:32:41 AM

haha yeah i don't think i'll ever be happy

if i quit my job to start a family, i'd probably be pissed that i was stuck in the house all day and didn't have a job

9/10/2009 10:34:01 AM

A GIRL

9/10/2009 10:36:38 AM

hahahaha

this ghetto ass 50 year old woman i used to work with i have on my facebook. She always leaves words out of sentences and talks like she is ignorant in her status'...and i always comment

Status:

Quote :

" Eunice ******- ***** gettin my color n . what a good day.thanks sharonda for hookin my color!"

Comment:

Quote :

"Daniel ****** i'll be hookin tonight"

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:38 AM. Reason : sfsdfs]

9/10/2009 10:38:00 AM

can you buy fresh shrimp at Harris Teeter that has already been cleaned, aka had the poop taken out of the tail????

9/10/2009 10:54:09 AM

but that's the best part!

9/10/2009 10:54:45 AM

i'm extremely picky about the meat/seafood that i eat. my shrimpies must be poop free. and i cannot clean them or else i'll vomit.

9/10/2009 10:55:26 AM

i need some damn $

9/10/2009 10:55:36 AM

^i'll give you $10 to come over tonight and clean the shrimp that i buy

9/10/2009 10:55:55 AM

Quote :

"can you buy fresh shrimp at Harris Teeter that has already been cleaned, aka had the poop taken out of the tail???? "

dont do that.

you dont want to clean them until you're ready to cook them.

breaking the shell open and exposing the meat hours and even days prior to cooking would be a bad thing

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:56 AM. Reason : e]

9/10/2009 10:55:56 AM

HALF

FULL

PENIS

9/10/2009 10:55:56 AM

soooo, if i asked the butcher to clean my shrimpies, i'm guessing he won't.

damnit, i hate buying pre-cooked, pre-cleaned, frozen shrimpies

9/10/2009 10:56:38 AM

^^so you're an optimist?

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:56 AM. Reason : .]

9/10/2009 10:56:38 AM

i love shrimp poop!

9/10/2009 10:57:36 AM

you would

9/10/2009 10:57:58 AM

Quote :

"damnit, i hate buying pre-cooked, pre-cleaned, frozen shrimpies"

also, dont do this

or buy steamed and peeled shrimp from the counter

grocery stores in general only go ahead and cook and peel the shrimp that are too old to sell fresh.

so, you're buying cooked shrimp, but they're only cooked so they dont go to waste.

9/10/2009 10:58:33 AM

i mean, the frozen pre-cooked stuff that's in the bags in the freezer section - not at the meat counter.

i just don't like the way that stuff tastes compared to fresh shrimp. and i can't make a decent tortellini alfredo shrimp dish without some fresh shrimp!

9/10/2009 10:59:37 AM

it's not that hard to clean shrimp?

9/10/2009 11:02:09 AM

i wouldn't think it would be that difficult either

9/10/2009 11:02:29 AM

^ok then, you come over and clean the fucking shrimp. i'll give you a to go box of deliciousness.

i have a very sensitive stomach. cutting the tail off, removing the legs, and slicing open the back to remove the poopies....

omg i'm gagging just typing it

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .]

9/10/2009 11:02:42 AM

it's really not.

she's just too dainty to be in the kitchen apparently.

if you cant handle a shrimp vein.

9/10/2009 11:03:11 AM

^^sounds like prom night

9/10/2009 11:03:30 AM

grow a pair

9/10/2009 11:03:40 AM

oh please, i do just fine with raw chicken or raw beef...cuz it's been processed and stuff. it's just meat. but with shrimp, they've still got their legs and shit. that creeps me out.

9/10/2009 11:04:13 AM

can you handle turkey?

9/10/2009 11:04:57 AM

turkey is actually tough for me, but i do it. i think last year i made hubster remove the insides

9/10/2009 11:05:31 AM

why is there a guy in the table across from mine sucking his thumb looking like he's about to burst into tears? bitch has got to be at least 21 years old he has a fucking beard

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : no seriously it's weirding me out I keep catching him looking at me]

9/10/2009 11:05:32 AM

it's all the same

9/10/2009 11:05:33 AM

i never claimed to be normal guys. i don't eat meat on a bone. obviously i have issues.

9/10/2009 11:06:12 AM

Get yourself a deveiner. It takes about 2 seconds to clean a shrimp this way. You also don't have to cut the tails off. When you take the shell off, the tail comes off with it, before or after cooking.

Oh you like the bone.

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : *]

9/10/2009 11:11:25 AM

weirdo.

9/10/2009 11:12:17 AM

that still leaves the legs

maybe i'll get some of those big yellow rubber gloves that you use to clean an oven. then i won't actually be touching them. those might help.

but i feel queasy just thinking about it

Quote :

"Oh you like the bone. "

OH I DECLARE!

9/10/2009 11:12:20 AM

heh...now that's funny.

9/10/2009 11:13:00 AM

soooo, anyone know of a good chicken dish i can cook tonight?

9/10/2009 11:13:34 AM

i actually leave the head on in many dishes i cook

gives FLAVAH when cooking in ways other than just boiling

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ^which part of the chicken]

9/10/2009 11:13:46 AM

No, a deveiner will split the back of the shrimp open, also pull out the vein or poop shoot and at that point you can easily pull the shell away, tail, legs and all at once.

If you're going to boil them, pull the legs off but leave the shell in place. Most people don't bother with deveining prior to boiling, you can do it after. Same process. Actually if you're going to do that, leave the legs on until after boiling and then do the same process.

But boiling shrimp is close to a travesty.

9/10/2009 11:14:51 AM

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"^which part of the chicken"

boneless chicken breasts FTW, that's all i ever use

Quote :

"But boiling shrimp is close to a travesty."

i watch too much Food Network to boil shrimp. i'd saute them in some garlic-infused oil. and then add them to some tortellini alfredo, which i've been craving all week.

9/10/2009 11:16:47 AM

i like dark meat chicken. but I think I am the only one. its tastier than dry ass chicken breast meat.

i am making chicken pesto something or other tonight. i have chicken and I have pesto. i have not yet decided what i shall pair them with.

9/10/2009 11:18:22 AM

my love for shrimp boils respectfully disagrees.

9/10/2009 11:18:42 AM

^ah, those are the things you do at the tailgate with lots of Old Bay and chunks of potato, right? those are great!

9/10/2009 11:19:18 AM

hmm...what to do for lunch.

9/10/2009 11:25:29 AM

i've been thinking about food for an hour now that's what i get for skipping breakfast. it's a Village Deli kinda day

9/10/2009 11:26:41 AM

or at the beach...or in your backyard...or anytime for that matter when the shrimp's good.

1. corn, sausage, shrimp, potatoes & old bay
2. dump it on a table covered in newspaper
3. ...
4. NOM NOM NOM

9/10/2009 11:28:07 AM

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"boneless chicken breasts FTW, that's all i ever use"

that's a shame.

you're missing out on all the flavor, and using a cut that basically you have to give flavor for it to be worth a shit

9/10/2009 11:28:31 AM