oh for crying out loud

9/10/2009 11:33:58 PM

just some dude that i used to mess around with that i had it pretty bad for at the time...

we still get along pretty well but i don't want anything to do with him


but it's sorta fun to fuck with him now the way he fucked with me then

9/10/2009 11:36:03 PM

i've now finally made myself realize that i'm overreacting...

on the down side of my paranoia....

9/10/2009 11:37:18 PM

this keystudio is far too difficult to install

9/10/2009 11:40:53 PM

9/10/2009 11:40:59 PM

Quote :

"sounds like somebody may be a lil scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

what sort of grown man types like that

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : lksdj]

9/10/2009 11:42:15 PM

i like this one

9/10/2009 11:42:18 PM

what kind of grown woman likes to be spanked

9/10/2009 11:42:56 PM

raises hand

9/10/2009 11:43:18 PM

^

9/10/2009 11:43:40 PM

i think i'm like the most boring person ever

9/10/2009 11:47:10 PM

Quote :

"damn baby. lookin at your boob pic. NICE."

i have never hated being called BABY more in my life than when i was hanging out with him and his friends...

we were having a fight one night and him and his buddy kept saying "baby this" and "baby that"...


finally i had enough and just screamed "IF ONE MORE GOD DAMN PERSON CALLS ME FUCKING BABY TONIGHT I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY!!! "


nice to see things haven't changed

oh...and i need to untag some FB pictures apparently

9/10/2009 11:47:29 PM

You are far from the most boring person alive

9/10/2009 11:50:29 PM

or you can just put him in a group and block that group from seeing your photos

9/10/2009 11:50:59 PM

A retarded ford Taurus' alarm keeps going off outside of my dorm...I'm about to beat the fuck out of it.

9/10/2009 11:53:17 PM

that might cause you some pain?

9/10/2009 11:54:15 PM

someone with a ridiculously loud system drove past by apartment twice and set off like 3 car alarms. UGH!

9/10/2009 11:59:18 PM

please dont be crowded...

9/11/2009 12:01:25 AM

and i was right - i was overreacting and i think everything will be fine....

lets see if i learn from my mistakes!

9/11/2009 12:01:40 AM

my fingers are numb

9/11/2009 12:04:34 AM

wait, jackie and fez got together?

9/11/2009 12:25:40 AM

in season 8


durh


cause Hyde married the stripper

9/11/2009 12:28:05 AM

wow... i missed all of this...

thank goodness for midnight reruns!

9/11/2009 12:32:01 AM

so jackie banged all of them out?


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl, lemme get yo digitz!

9/11/2009 12:34:23 AM

not eric

9/11/2009 12:35:50 AM

well that's cause eric pussied out and moved....

well, left the show

9/11/2009 12:36:47 AM

ya im sure she woulda gotten eric eventually


we call that one "running the table"

9/11/2009 12:39:06 AM

i probably would have done it with Eric


and Hyde

9/11/2009 12:39:17 AM

hyde i think would've been my favorite....

9/11/2009 12:41:10 AM

I just want to sleep! Please just let me sleep

9/11/2009 12:54:05 AM

i'm enjoying this FB conversation MUCH more than the last one

9/11/2009 12:58:09 AM

I'm not going to let it bother me.

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : ]

9/11/2009 1:00:44 AM

k...i gotta go to bed...


now

9/11/2009 1:01:36 AM

okay take 2....lets see if sleep happens.

9/11/2009 1:10:16 AM

not even the lure of free shots will get me to go out tonight

also im too hungry to sleep but too tired to fix food

conundrum

9/11/2009 1:14:13 AM

Isle of Dogs

I love dogs too.

9/11/2009 1:46:57 AM

here we got stillers here we go
WHOOP WHOOP

divababy where you at

9/11/2009 1:54:13 AM

hope this movie doesnt suck!

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 2:27 AM. Reason : .]

9/11/2009 1:59:58 AM

<sub>The ABCs of Ex-Wives

A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving.
B is for Balls ... which are now ours again.
C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a goodscrew.
D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder.
E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron.
F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt.
G is for Gandhi...someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie.
H is for House ... which the bitch also got.
I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late.
J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer.
K is for Kids ... the best of everything.
L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for.
M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother Fucker!
N is for Not tonight, I have a headache.
O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was.
P is for PMS ... what we say: "No, honey, you don't look like you're retaining water." ...what we mean, "No wonder there's a citywide drought."
Q is for Quarter ... what YOU get for each dollar SHE gets.
R is for Rehearsal Dinner ... should never have stayed for dessert.
S is for Sex ... thank goodness she rolled in her sleep.
T is for Throat ... the anatomic area she goes for in the settlement.
U is for UPS ... the delivery guy you are on a first name basis with, and who spent more time at your house than you did.
V is for Visa ... one of several cards she maxed out.
W is for Wrong ... which you always were.
X is for X chromosome ... I swear some women have more than two!
Y is for Yacht ... maybe the next guy will have one.
Z is for Zirconium ... I wonder if she ever figured out that all her diamonds were Cubic Zirconium.

---

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .</sub>

9/11/2009 2:36:14 AM

had a very sensual time with the boy.

9/11/2009 2:50:08 AM

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP
Its been over an hour since the last post on TWW.

9/11/2009 4:48:08 AM

its Friday

13 hours of work to go, then weekend...

9/11/2009 7:05:51 AM

i just want to go back to sleep

9/11/2009 7:12:36 AM

well that was productive

9/11/2009 7:28:49 AM

its friday! woooo


and i'd like to thank big ben for holding the ball way too much all night so my defense could get 4 sacks.. i'd also like to thank him for throwing 2 interceptions!

9/11/2009 7:32:32 AM

ROCK LOBSTAH!!

9/11/2009 7:44:56 AM

A GIRL

9/11/2009 7:48:28 AM

i'm awake, unwillingly

9/11/2009 7:50:24 AM

damn, hell has frozen over. I made it to work at 8am on the dot. But that was purely by accident.

9/11/2009 8:07:35 AM

holy shit thumb sucking dude is in my sociology class?

9/11/2009 8:09:58 AM