Fischerspooner? I hardly know her!

8/20/2011 9:56:27 PM

ME

8/20/2011 10:02:07 PM

Beasley's Chicken and Honey
post here when you're horny

8/20/2011 10:39:02 PM

There's a thread for that.

8/20/2011 10:42:34 PM

I'm approaching my sexual prime.

Rawr!

8/24/2011 10:08:15 PM

Sooooo fucking horny

8/24/2011 10:30:09 PM

posttttttttt

8/24/2011 10:33:45 PM

mucho mucho horny

8/25/2011 12:45:23 AM

yessssssssss

8/25/2011 12:48:50 AM

horny...

... I has it

8/25/2011 12:51:35 AM

help me, Diva

8/25/2011 12:56:16 AM

soooooooooooo horny

and LOL ^

9/2/2011 10:51:01 PM

POAST

9/2/2011 11:27:47 PM

HALP

9/2/2011 11:30:08 PM

UNGHHHHHHHHHH

9/2/2011 11:32:26 PM

OH!

9/2/2011 11:50:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50RbK2oa3_o

9/2/2011 11:51:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5AAcgtMjUI

9/3/2011 12:05:26 AM

Hey. Calmdown

9/3/2011 12:11:37 AM

work the middle

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 12:12 AM. Reason : MIND YOUR BIDNESS]

9/3/2011 12:12:00 AM

Definitely horny. Husband is definitely asleep and snoring hard.

9/3/2011 12:18:37 AM

I'll vote yes on this tonight

9/3/2011 12:22:17 AM

well hello there

9/3/2011 12:27:30 AM

POST

9/3/2011 12:30:29 AM

aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*rattles the cage bars*

9/3/2011 12:35:32 AM

punch him in the side and pounce.

9/3/2011 1:06:32 AM

Shit. Jacked it twice tonight, and damn near hit myself in the face (over my shoulder both times), and I could still stand to give a good beatdown. It sucks when your special someone is 3 hours away.

9/3/2011 1:07:52 AM

Horny as hell

9/3/2011 1:07:59 AM

my special someone is <24 inches away and i'm still frustrated as hell.

9/3/2011 1:09:47 AM

Can't wake him up?

When I was married, I never complained about my wife waking me up to fuck.

9/3/2011 1:13:12 AM

^^ Same here

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 1:14 AM. Reason : .]

9/3/2011 1:13:19 AM

I could wake him, but he has to be at work at 8 am. I'd feel bad.

9/3/2011 1:15:56 AM

But would he be pissed? Even after being with somebody for years, I never turned it down. Even if it meant losing a little sleep. Which was fairly often.

9/3/2011 1:19:05 AM

Pissed? No.
I just don't like to inconvenience someone.

9/3/2011 1:21:07 AM

Yeah but have you ever been sooo horny you couldn't sleep? Would he feel inconvenienced? Besides, you can always return the favor down the road.

9/3/2011 1:24:08 AM

Why am I always bumping this thread?

9/5/2011 3:28:43 PM

because you want my body

9/5/2011 3:30:06 PM

lol

i am usually talking to you whenever i post here.
maybe i do! and i don't even know it!

9/5/2011 3:31:19 PM

9/5/2011 3:31:57 PM

hey i'm marking days on the calendar. i'm going to come to raleigh soon and it's on! you better wear a high necked blouse.

9/5/2011 3:33:12 PM

lol.

9/5/2011 3:34:50 PM

post

9/7/2011 12:17:27 AM

AMEN!

9/7/2011 12:18:16 AM

You should see the people on Grindr here...awful!

9/7/2011 12:19:08 AM

I wish there was a straight people's Grindr

9/7/2011 12:19:32 AM

Quote :

"I wish there was a straight people's Grindr"

haha no kidding

9/7/2011 12:20:52 AM

It's called match.com or eharmony

9/7/2011 12:23:05 AM

there is. the okcupid app shows you people who are near you now

9/7/2011 12:23:10 AM

That too

9/7/2011 12:24:03 AM

yeah right Will...like you gays are dating on Grindr

I mean it's called fucking GRINDR

9/7/2011 12:24:36 AM