That was tasty as all hell

9/12/2009 8:41:34 PM

Under Google's MoonPie search lol

9/12/2009 8:50:25 PM

I really don't like this whole 'me vs you people' thing that Obama is trying to force, demonizing anyone who doesn't like the shitty healthcare plans

9/12/2009 9:12:36 PM

haha thsi girl is always posting about how sad she is and how there are no good men and all these emo "omg here we go again :sad face:" statuses

ima just start liking them

ex: "feels so used"

LIKE

9/12/2009 9:31:11 PM

I wanna have a sex marathon.

9/12/2009 9:36:47 PM

bttt

9/12/2009 10:46:42 PM

Quote :

"White People Dancing In this skit, Chappelle along with John Mayer explore the effects of different instruments on different races. When Mayer plays the guitar, well behaved white people turn crazy and when Questlove plays the drums in a black barbershop, everybody starts rapping. Chappelle also shows that police officers love the song Every Rose Has Its Thorn, by the 80's metal act Poison. In a later episode in the same season, Chappelle satirizes one of the rappers for applauding his own freestyle."

Anyone know where I can find the thing highlighted to watch online?

9/12/2009 11:07:06 PM

i'm too nice these days

i need to go back to being a jerk

9/12/2009 11:55:55 PM

9/13/2009 12:12:40 AM

alcohol bad

9/13/2009 12:23:01 AM

I need some way to improve my mood right now and I don't seem to have any decent options available.

9/13/2009 12:29:49 AM

job searching is so depressing

9/13/2009 12:37:19 AM

9/13/2009 12:45:29 AM

Ciara has turned into a freaking dancing machine...

9/13/2009 12:54:39 AM

attn: people who live above me

FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. DIE.

9/13/2009 1:08:14 AM

k, I'm starting to hope he gets sent to france, but only if I get to go

9/13/2009 1:22:25 AM

why the hell does my vagina smell like astroglide???

9/13/2009 2:02:52 AM

Quote :

"T M I"

9/13/2009 2:05:07 AM

Quote :

"L O L"

9/13/2009 2:08:26 AM

Feed the pig

9/13/2009 2:19:46 AM

so i'm watching that apocalypto movie about the mayans or whatever. i hate to sound nit picky but i doubt they had phrases like "old hag" back in the mayan days

9/13/2009 2:23:07 AM

^that movie was surprisingly interesting



anywho, the "rock" is a shitty actor. and i'd like some wasabi cheese. and i'd like to pls go to sleep sometime tonight

9/13/2009 2:36:41 AM

yeah its keeping my interest(unlike munich, which i watched earlier today)...with netflix i have become a born again movie watcher.

i too would like to sleep soon. but i'll be up til 4:30 if i finish apocalypto. conflict of interest like woah

9/13/2009 2:43:04 AM

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

9/13/2009 9:40:02 AM

stupid fucking wet leaves on wet concrete.

makin me bust my ass and skin up my knee and wrists during my morning run

9/13/2009 9:41:49 AM

I'mma figure it out at some point son.

I just don't know when son.




I'll talk to you sons later!

9/13/2009 9:45:35 AM

i think i am still drunk. this is very bad.

9/13/2009 10:02:38 AM

Finally in the third trimester, yaaaaaaaaaaaay!



I'm like stupidly happy about finally being in the home stretch haha

9/13/2009 11:03:04 AM

Come on 1pm

9/13/2009 11:06:59 AM

I'm sleepy

9/13/2009 11:15:41 AM

Actually, at this point I don't think I'm ever gonna figure it out sons.

9/13/2009 11:20:13 AM

I can't stand people who tell the same damn joke all the time and laugh at it like it's the greatest fucking statement in the history of man every single time.

9/13/2009 11:38:14 AM

i crack me up

9/13/2009 12:05:58 PM

pictures

9/13/2009 12:10:51 PM

VW Vanagons

9/13/2009 12:31:58 PM

karmann ghias <3

9/13/2009 12:35:32 PM

^^ do want.

9/13/2009 12:38:04 PM

shit - just got a bad update about my uncle....

9/13/2009 12:39:50 PM

^i'm sorry



football!

9/13/2009 12:54:00 PM

9/13/2009 12:55:11 PM

THANK YOU SAPS i've been telling you lately that you have turned into a softy...comeeeeeee backkkkkk

9/13/2009 1:00:04 PM

i want lemon meringue pie

9/13/2009 1:01:32 PM

Ah, organizing the pictures on my computer....I take a ton of pictures!

Also, why is facebook being lame and not uploading my videos?

9/13/2009 1:02:49 PM

now that you mention it, i could go for some nanner puddin

9/13/2009 1:03:00 PM

^^^^haha liked your facebook status lats night, had a plan (of which i posted) but chickened out after the first one

too nice

i still laughed though

9/13/2009 1:06:16 PM

I like it when I watch a random rerun of a show and they mention Hanson...it makes me smile.

9/13/2009 1:07:16 PM

Watch me get aceintheasshole riled up...

9/13/2009 1:18:27 PM

i need to get off the couch and go do something, anything.

9/13/2009 1:20:26 PM

9/13/2009 1:20:49 PM

haha

9/13/2009 1:23:17 PM