9/14/2009 12:21:52 PM

hahaha that was like 3 weeks ago homey i didn't get sick til Thursday last week.

9/14/2009 12:22:05 PM

Definitely oink oink now

9/14/2009 12:24:52 PM

ok i had no idea you posted this when i posted

Quote :

"it's official facebook says thumper has the swine flu!"

casey you're such a stalker

PERCY QUIT FUCKING OINKING AT ME

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 12:27 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2009 12:26:57 PM

listening to adults talk about a raunchy comedy today figure out that movies they watched when they were that age were JUST as raunchy is silly...

you didn't understand Teen Wolf then...your 12 year old doesn't understand Role Models either...i promise.



i have a lot of anger today.

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2009 12:29:44 PM

9/14/2009 12:30:03 PM

dude, the test for swine flu fucking HURTS. it's a long cotton swab straight down the nasal cavity on the both sides. it buuuuuurns.

9/14/2009 12:30:50 PM

Quote :

"i have a lot of anger today."

JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

9/14/2009 12:33:28 PM

i'm blaming raleigh

9/14/2009 12:34:37 PM

Quote :

"casey you're such a stalker "

it just happened to be the first status on my newsfeed

9/14/2009 12:34:39 PM

^^hahahaha

9/14/2009 12:36:37 PM

Quote :

"dude, the test for swine flu fucking HURTS. it's a long cotton swab straight down the nasal cavity on the both sides. it buuuuuurns."

They made me lay down for it... when he first got to the painful part of my nose I shook my head and was like WTF.. They failed to tell me they shove it up so high

AND I HAD A KIDNEY INFECTION

WTF

WHY DOES THAT REQUIRE A FLU TEST

9/14/2009 12:38:11 PM

9/14/2009 12:39:48 PM

^^yeah, it was so shockingly painful (he didn't warn me a bit) that i actually said FUCK really loudly when he was done with each nostril. then i apologized profusely for cussing

9/14/2009 12:40:41 PM

if it's that painful, i'm sure they're used to foul language

9/14/2009 12:42:08 PM

yeah at that point I wasn't apologizing

and he had already seen me cry so I was like fuck it..

9/14/2009 12:44:21 PM

if you choose to join an alcohol-free organization and choose to live in the alcohol-free housing it provides...

do NOT get pissed when your underage ass gets busted for keeping alcohol in fairly plain sight in your room when you know that random room checks occur

9/14/2009 12:44:35 PM

They're 18-19 year old girls. Did you expect any different?

9/14/2009 12:51:27 PM

these girls are going to drive me insane

9/14/2009 12:53:32 PM

three cheese stuff rigatoni lean cuisine=awesome

9/14/2009 12:56:56 PM

Lunchus?

9/14/2009 1:08:52 PM

lunchus

9/14/2009 1:17:24 PM

resiting the urge to bust out laughing at this guy in the coffee shop. He is talking on his phone telling somebody that he better do something because damaging a business relationship with him would ruin whoever was on the other line. And im not the only one trying to not to laugh

9/14/2009 1:33:13 PM

well then laugh...who gives a fuck?

9/14/2009 1:34:56 PM

READY TO WATCH FRIGGIN HOTTIE DEL POTRO PLAY FEDERERERERERERERERERER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

9/14/2009 1:35:33 PM

I wonder if this is one of them going 'oh, well, you hurt my feelings by eloping, so I'm going to snub you in kind'.

9/14/2009 1:40:51 PM

and the twitchy eye is back

9/14/2009 1:41:02 PM

Quote :

"resiting the urge to bust out laughing at this guy in the coffee shop. He is talking on his phone telling somebody that he better do something because damaging a business relationship with him would ruin whoever was on the other line. And im not the only one trying to not to laugh"

sounds like that could be the dude who parks his Lamborghini in front of Global Village all the time

9/14/2009 1:42:42 PM

^Never seen a Lamborghini in front of that coffee shop.

9/14/2009 1:51:05 PM

super conservative coworker who cried at her desk the day Obama was elected: "Misha, you should wear your hair down more often, you look like Sarah Palin!"

URGE TO SHAVE HEAD RISING

9/14/2009 1:51:15 PM

you don't look like sarah palin

9/14/2009 1:52:30 PM

All you need is a bikini, a gun and a moose.

9/14/2009 1:52:31 PM

I just came.

9/14/2009 1:53:45 PM

^lol

Why do I have to be sick on my birthday......I would love to go drink tonight

9/14/2009 2:00:11 PM

i thought sarah palin always wore her hair up

9/14/2009 2:01:12 PM

^ Not in my wet dreams.

9/14/2009 2:02:04 PM

Palin wore it down a few times, and I get the similarities in the fact that we are both brunettes with glasses, but that's as close as I see it.

I've been told I have Tina Fey hair though, so maybe she's thinking Fey as Palin and I can see that working.

9/14/2009 2:21:21 PM

shit - as soon as i take my boot off i need to go to the bathroom... do not feeling like getting back up

9/14/2009 2:32:00 PM

A GIRL

9/14/2009 2:33:10 PM

9/14/2009 2:47:31 PM

this guy on facebook flew his girlfriend to bermuda for a long weekend for a surprise popping of the question...

yea i'll admit i'm jealous

9/14/2009 2:53:21 PM

i am so confused by people

9/14/2009 2:56:27 PM

I really, really, really should shower and then take my passport photo


but I'm so tired I can't even think of doing anything but napping...farting around online, if I'm ambitious.

9/14/2009 3:00:12 PM

that late night escapade is proving to be not so worth it.....tired as hell today

9/14/2009 3:09:10 PM

My cousin calls it Sunday Night Fright for a reason...I don't sleep worth a damn the night before the workweek begins.

9/14/2009 3:15:14 PM

soft serve vanilla ice cream ftw!

I wish I had a machine with unlimited supply of it, and I also wish it would never cause me to gain a pound...in fact I'm gonna go out there and wish that my soft serve vanilla ice cream machine caused me to lose weight...aha!

9/14/2009 3:17:46 PM

finish my peace corp recommendation you lazy SOB

9/14/2009 3:25:26 PM

a friend of mine sent me this pic of an insurance agent saying it reminded her of me if i had blond hair...


and i think she's right

9/14/2009 3:49:27 PM

i wish my assembly required item would just assemble itself



at least i get to play with my power tools

9/14/2009 4:02:55 PM

First real day at work was sweet.

Now to go and slack off for the rest of the day. <3

9/14/2009 4:35:39 PM