What exactly is ass dust ?

Just the general debris of lint, pubes, crust and pulp that ends up on every toilet after 3-4 dumps, I'm guessing

7/29/2009 10:43:50 AM

HOW HARD IS IT TO PUNCH A FUCKING HOLE

IN THE PROPER PLACE

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A TOOL THAT MEASURES OUT WHERE THE HOLES GO

7/29/2009 10:46:25 AM

^^

probably... sometimes I'll be evaluating a potential shitter and notice what looks like a bunch of dry flaky material that i just describe as ass dust. looks like dandruff... probably is dandruff of the ass cheek.

7/29/2009 10:48:06 AM

and dingleberry crumbs

7/29/2009 10:49:45 AM

this page is

7/29/2009 10:51:04 AM

DUDE

this chick is here visiting from our other office. she's sitting sorta diagonal from me. she's making these...noises. like, typically the trading floor is loud so i wouldn't be able to hear it, but today it's oddly quiet so i hear everything. it's like this little groan/moan/sigh thing. almost like she's having a hard time breathing. it's driving me nuts. she's got this weird look of determination on her face as she types out emails and every 5-10 seconds it's "eh".."uh".."hmph".."ahh"......jesus christ woman.

at least it ain't bangle-bracelet lady typing a fucking book again

7/30/2009 10:17:56 AM

i think you need more f'in work to do.

7/30/2009 10:24:24 AM

Maybe she has tourettes.

7/30/2009 10:27:27 AM

i have plenty of work to do. i'd be listening to my ipod right now if it wasn't deader than dead. it's on the charger

7/30/2009 10:28:20 AM

could be a crackhead...

7/30/2009 10:28:34 AM

honestly

i think she's just fat and has a hard time breathing, what with the pantyhose and granny panties and spanx she has on, sucking in her massive belly

7/30/2009 10:29:44 AM

Don't try sending me to the Wake County Social Security office at 3 pm when they close at 4 pm, you fucking idiots.

Also, I appreciate you telling me to bring my own f'n paper when I go to make a copy there... I love driving half an hour to North Raleigh only to find I can't do shit because you were too lazy to inform me of that nugget of info.

/end rant.

7/30/2009 10:29:49 AM

loud buzzers

7/30/2009 10:41:43 AM

what the fuck is wrong with this woman? why does she make so many fucking noises????? JESUS!!!!!!!!

7/30/2009 11:14:00 AM

Imitation is the best form of flattery

Mimic her noises in an even louder and more obnoxious way

She'll get the message

It worked for me and my , you know, roommate, who, couldn't talk with out saying you know, you know, every, you know, 3 sentences.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 11:16 AM. Reason : x]

7/30/2009 11:15:53 AM

a staff member is here from (university) housekeeping, and has been for some time.

She's awfully concerned about fingerprints on glass by door handles (down to getting her face right there), but I haven't seen her wander to any areas that matter...like to public trashcans, bathrooms, or the halls where housekeeping's work really matters.

7/31/2009 12:34:02 PM

fucking drawings that have been scanned a dozen times and now you can't even fucking read the title of it

7/31/2009 12:34:58 PM

lol, try getting the wrong drawings and being asked to quote something. i get ones sometimes and theyre like "well, we dont have the new drawing yet..but here's a part from a different model that might be similar, give us a firm quote in 2hrs plz!!1!"

7/31/2009 12:36:17 PM

someone goes into the kitchen to heat up their lunch.

they put it in the microwave and go back to their desk.

the microwave dings. the whole office hears the microwave ding.

you wait 5mins.

you go in, take that person's lunch out of the microwave and put in your own lunch.

that person comes in while you are standing there waiting for your lunch to heat up and gets MAD AT YOU for taking their stuff out.

"you could have just come and got me."

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT IN FOR 4 MINUTES AND THEN WALKED AWAY AND LEFT IT SITTING IN THERE FOR 5 MINUTES. YOU HEARD THE MICROWAVE DING. DON'T GET MAD AT ME. HEY FUCK YOU I'M HAVING A BAD DAY OK???"

7/31/2009 12:40:23 PM

whenever a fellow coworker blows his nose, it sounds like he's making the elephant-type sound through his mouth, just to be loud. I could be wrong because I cannot see, but I'm almost certain this is the case.

I have my music on so loud that people have to touch me to get my attention, but I can still hear him 'blowing his nose' aka making loud trumpet sound with his mouth.

7/31/2009 12:54:43 PM

I can't stand the sound of my supervisor clearing her throat. No one else clearing his throat bothers me except her. It's some pitch or frequency that just grates on my nerves. Gah, she just did it!!

I also hate the sound of flip-flops when people walk by. Every few minutes it's slap-slap-slap-slap.

I've probably stated this in this forum before, but I want to bludgeon people who don't know that a 100 pixel wide logo grabbed off a website will not magically print clear & sharp when blown up to 4 inches across, and changing it to 300dpi in photoshop won't magically make it clear & sharp either.

And as always, I hate bathroom lingerers, guys who hang around in front of the mirror for an eternity and dry their hands with about a dozen paper towels, while I'm in the stall trying not to release an explosive fart.

Even though it's not my job to clean the break room, I hate when people leave their dirty dishes in the sink, when the dishwasher is right fuckin' there to the left.

7/31/2009 1:26:00 PM

When people play fuckin music from their desk and I can hear it across the room

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 4:41 PM. Reason : ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COUNTRY MUSIC, FUCKING CHRIST]

7/31/2009 4:40:33 PM

The guy who won't stop whistling. The same five notes. All day long.

7/31/2009 4:51:03 PM

Quote :

" And as always, I hate bathroom lingerers, guys who hang around in front of the mirror for an eternity and dry their hands with about a dozen paper towels, while I'm in the stall trying not to release an explosive fart."

Why do you care if people are in there ? They already know you're taking a shit...let it fly.

7/31/2009 4:53:33 PM

Unleash the beast, trust me, they will exit with a quickness.

7/31/2009 4:55:50 PM

oh shit, autocad 2010 is like office 2007. the toolbars are all fucked up

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : we just updated from autocad 2008 yesterday]

8/5/2009 11:05:44 AM

can i leave now my paralegal is so annoying

8/5/2009 11:08:20 AM

my boss trying to learn how to conference in a few people, so he tests it out on me and my coworker, but he can't get it to work.

so i spend 10mins picking up the phone every other minute telling him 'yes i can hear you', 'no i can't hear her', 'now i can hear you both'.

8/5/2009 11:09:35 AM

^ my boss has me set stuff like that up

8/5/2009 11:15:48 AM

this page is full of lulz

8/5/2009 11:16:39 AM

if you are calling people and im in the middle of something and you think it could be someone you just called and im not near a phone or my desk answer the FUCKING phone.

its your responsibility too not just mine

8/5/2009 11:54:29 AM

Quote :

"oh shit, autocad 2010 is like office 2007. the toolbars are all fucked up [Edited on August 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : we just updated from autocad 2008 yesterday]"

waste of money. use some real 3D cad, son.

8/5/2009 11:55:33 AM

yay revit

?

8/5/2009 1:33:15 PM

Normally I don't complain about free food, because well, it's free! However, when you go out to buy 40 bagels from breuggers bagels and forget to buy any cream cheese... this is in fact worse than not buying us any bagels in the first place!

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : -]

8/5/2009 1:36:01 PM

the fuckin UNION...lazy fucks

8/5/2009 1:56:03 PM

it annoys me when the day starts

8/5/2009 4:13:36 PM

Quote :

"waste of money. use some real 3D cad, son."

i use what i'm given. i wish i had some solidworks

i just use it to do simple 2d sketches and stuff anyway. never do any 3d at work

8/5/2009 4:26:19 PM

It's not even 9am and I already have ink on me because of jammed printers

and I'm the only person in my department

bleh

8/6/2009 8:59:53 AM

Quote :

"i use what i'm given. i wish i had some solidworks i just use it to do simple 2d sketches and stuff anyway. never do any 3d at work "

yeah i like working in solidworks but all the automotive companies use Catia for some retarded reason. hate that program..but have to use it all the time

8/6/2009 9:01:30 AM

Quote :

"Normally I don't complain about free food, because well, it's free! However, when you go out to buy 40 bagels from breuggers bagels and forget to buy any cream cheese... this is in fact worse than not buying us any bagels in the first place! "

yuck who would use cream cheese

8/6/2009 9:01:37 AM

they replaced two bulbs in an overhead light here at work using two different temperatures (one at 2700K and the other 4100)

it'll bother me but no one else

8/6/2009 9:34:28 AM

my boss is sitting with me today to watch my process and see what i do all day. he's here in 45min increments, with a 15min break.

just got through session 1 and i'm already dreading having him come back over.

8/6/2009 9:37:12 AM

that annoying guy who has to get 4 inches from your face to talk to you at 6AM with half peppermint, half shitty morning breath..quickly told him to back up about 3ft...LOL

8/6/2009 9:37:24 AM

Quote :

"my boss is sitting with me today to watch my process and see what i do all day. he's here in 45min increments, with a 15min break. just got through session 1 and i'm already dreading having him come back over."

What do you do for a job? That would suck!

8/6/2009 9:53:40 AM

i'm in risk management for a power trading company. i make sure the traders accurately capture their trades in the risk system. i reconcile megawatts and dollars on a daily basis, i do billing/accounting stuff and i research discrepancies when we disagree on final numbers.

gosh i could type like 3 paragraphs and still not tell you everything i do.

but my review is up this month, so my boss wants to sit with me and just sorta watch my daily activities, make sure i've still got enough on my plate to keep me busy...and i've got more than enough, haha.

8/6/2009 10:46:36 AM

Quote :

"yuck who would use cream cheese"

They aren't too tasty without some sort of topping. I hate regular cream cheese but they have some good flavored ones.

8/6/2009 11:02:02 AM

That coworker who is tollerable who tries to "buddy buddy" up with you and get all up in your personal business. And the boss who automatcially assumes she's your close friend and can ask you all kinds of personal questions, the first usually about money...

Oh, you took your dogs to the vet? How much did that run you?
Oh, you just moved to a new complex? How much is rent there?
Oh, you just bought a new mountain bike? How much was that?

STFU. NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS PEOPLE.

8/6/2009 11:19:26 AM

If the door is closed to an office, it means KEEP OUT

8/6/2009 11:59:25 AM

at least you have an office with a door

i'm one of about 25 desks on a wide open trading floor

8/6/2009 12:00:13 PM

OH and the big one...

Oh you just got a raise? How much was it?

8/6/2009 12:02:59 PM