I've on more occasions than i'd like to admit even to myself, stood at a craps table for more than 50 hours straight without sitting or food.



holy crap!!!!

11/12/2009 9:28:08 PM

Totally agree that the short girl tall guy thing is muy bueno.

And I would like more confessions.

11/12/2009 9:29:06 PM

Quote :

"I need more Tdub friends "

yes, Skwinkle u got that right !

11/12/2009 9:29:54 PM

oh snap!!!

Quote :

"even though i have a gf, I've wanted to hook up with a twwer since the time I nearly had a chance with sugarush4u a few years ago. "

11/12/2009 9:31:48 PM

^^^oh fuck that

short girls need to stop taking all the tall guys

11/12/2009 9:33:47 PM

I, too, like dating taller guys

11/12/2009 9:34:11 PM

Quote :

"I'm getting a little worried my wife is too much into woman. I enjoy amat porn. "

and got this one too.

Quote :

"I enjoy the prospect of possibly getting to know another twwer more through this thread "

11/12/2009 9:34:12 PM

i am five foot two and my bf is six feet or six one

yayyyy

11/12/2009 9:34:23 PM

hell yeah tall girls with short guys!

(begonias im looking at you)

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:34 PM. Reason : e]

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:35 PM. Reason : if you ask a girl, 5'10" is short ]

11/12/2009 9:34:24 PM

i don't mind a short guy as long as he is still taller than me. and i'm 5'1" pretty much everyone is taller than me

11/12/2009 9:34:31 PM

I'm 5'3" and my bf is around 5'11" I think... somethin like that

11/12/2009 9:35:32 PM

man, you guys are short

I'm in the 6'2 - 6'3 range... and it's a desire of mine to stand uncomfortably close to a midget, and have my dong in her face

11/12/2009 9:37:03 PM

Quote :

"short girls need to stop taking all the tall guys"

yea us tiny ones just run around stealing all the tall ones. why do tall girls always say that?

i personally cannot stand short guys even though i'm short. just the way it is i guess!

11/12/2009 9:37:29 PM

Quote :

"the confession thread makes me kinda uncomfortable. "

11/12/2009 9:37:43 PM

5'11''

11/12/2009 9:37:43 PM

Quote :

"It annoyed me a little that you became practically synonymous with "gay" for TWW. It was like you were the first openly gay person TWW ever had."

i never asked for this, nor do i like it whatsoever. there's not much that's even stereotypically "gay" about me.

Quote :

"I enjoy getting the attention of gay guys, simply for the fact that I can be desirable to both sexes"

i can say in all honesty that the person who sent me this is pretty damn cute.

Quote :

"i wish someone would confess that they had a crush on me. i could use an ego boost."

welcome to the club

11/12/2009 9:38:26 PM

Quote :

"My son is special needs, and will never be able to do the things that normal children are supposed to do. Sometimes I close my door at work, or go into the garage at home and cry because of it and I don't want anyone to know."

11/12/2009 9:39:01 PM

Quote :

"I was glad when my grandfather died, so his children couldn't con him out of money anymore."

11/12/2009 9:40:06 PM

Quote :

"i once poured beer in a girl's face when she came up to me trying to fight me and accusing me of having an STD. "

11/12/2009 9:40:12 PM

I have a crush on all of you.

11/12/2009 9:40:21 PM

Quote :

"My little brother found a porno in my e-mail that my g/f at the time made. He opened it up thinking it'd be her showing off her good bits. Much to his disgust, it was a movie of her and I fucking like there was no tomorrow. I was ramming her POV porno style from behind. Needless to say, he doesn't go into my e-mail anymore."

11/12/2009 9:40:52 PM

^EXCELLENT.

Quote :

"i cry every day. i've been doing this for as long as i can remember. "

11/12/2009 9:43:56 PM

Someone can PM me.

I'm trying to think of a confession to PM to someone.

11/12/2009 9:46:12 PM

sure why not

11/12/2009 9:46:24 PM

Quote :

"I want to do some very kinky things to: dropdeadkate joie samwise skwinkle playababy"

Agreed

11/12/2009 9:47:06 PM

haven't gotten any confessions in awhile

11/12/2009 9:47:58 PM

Quote :

"I often wish my wife's dogs would die or run away "

Quote :

"I only shave the bush when it's gotten long enough to get grabbed by in my underwear when I sit down/stand up, and maybe one or two special surprises a year."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : another]

11/12/2009 9:48:13 PM

fill my lonely inbox?

11/12/2009 9:49:47 PM

Quote :

"I am surprised by the amount of positive sexual experiences that have been posted. I'm hoping this thread will lead to more in my near future "

11/12/2009 9:50:04 PM

Quote :

"I equate you and widelawns (of widelawns.blogspot.com) to be almost the same. I envision you when she mentions herself, and yall have very, very similar tones and writing styles. "

11/12/2009 9:51:20 PM

so i think i looked at this thread yesterday maybe at page 2 or 3....wat happened?

11/12/2009 9:51:50 PM

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:58 PM. Reason : YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW]

11/12/2009 9:52:36 PM

Quote :

"On the flight back today, I say next to a stunning girl. Mid 20's, cute as fuck face, nice legs, wearing business attire. Instead of trying to make conversation like I really wanted to, I put on my headphones and slept. "

Quote :

"you've always been mean to me it only makes me want to have sex with you more "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:54 PM. Reason : a]

11/12/2009 9:52:37 PM

Quote :

"I just caught my head bobbing to a Brad Paisley song on my Pandora... I immediately hit the thumbs down when i realized what was happening. "

LOL

Quote :

"I have a serious oral fixation. On the negative side I bite my fingernails and toenails mercilessly, and chewing gum makes my jaw hurt because I never stop. On the positive side I'm apparently a really good kisser and love giving oral (and get many compliments from both) because of the fixation. "

toenails? for reals?

11/12/2009 9:54:01 PM

Quote :

"even though I still don't smoke pot but once or twice a year, I want to steal your bowling pin bong. That is so badass. "

11/12/2009 9:54:19 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "I only shave the bush when it's gotten long enough to get grabbed by in my underwear when I sit down/stand up, and maybe one or two special surprises a year." "

good god...nasty as fuck.

11/12/2009 9:54:22 PM

Quote :

""I want to do some very kinky things to: dropdeadkate joie samwise skwinkle playababy""

lolwut

11/12/2009 9:54:44 PM

^^THAT is fucking nasty.

11/12/2009 9:54:50 PM

Hurley

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : q]

11/12/2009 9:55:48 PM

Quote :

"It makes me sad that quite a few people I have met were surprised that I wasn't a total pothead. I don't understand this at all.. I don't think I act like one... I'm like the opposite of a pothead -- hyperactive like whoa "

11/12/2009 9:56:47 PM

I definitely need to get a few confessions before I head out from work tonight, since this damn thread has already wasted my entire day

11/12/2009 9:57:32 PM

Quote :

"I'm only really attracted to Asian women."

11/12/2009 9:57:32 PM

Quote :

"I tried to write you a really good confession, but I simply couldn't think of anything, so instead I'll tell you a story. When i was younger, I lived in a split level house. There was no bathroom in the mid-level, so I would just step onto the back patio and pee in the grass. I was a dude, I was proud I could. I peed on that spot so much, I killed all the grass and there was a big brown spot behind the house."

11/12/2009 9:58:16 PM

Quote :

"i am sabotaging this relationship on purpose. i don't know why. i just know that's what i'm doing. and everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, is pissing me the fuck off lately. i may be going crazy again and it's not really that awesome"

11/12/2009 9:58:27 PM

This is fascinating. Get me in on this. Send me some PMs!

11/12/2009 10:00:25 PM

^^^

Quote :

"I was a dude"

wat

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : blow my inbox up nuckas]

11/12/2009 10:00:35 PM

Quote :

"I just farted really loudly. So loudly that it scared the shit out of my sleeping dog, who hit his head on the table that he was sleeping under. I am still cackling."

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

11/12/2009 10:01:04 PM

Quote :

""adults" no longer surprise me - they only disappoint me"

11/12/2009 10:01:58 PM

^^that made me LOL IRL

Quote :

"abortion is sexy! and you can quote me on that "

From one of TWW's greatest, too <3

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:03 PM. Reason : sdf]

11/12/2009 10:02:14 PM

Quote :

"I really, really wish that someone... anyone... would tell me they think I'm hot. It's hard enough for gay dudes to find other gay dudes to ask out and shit... and because I think I'm ugly as a damn sea walrus, I haven't had a boyfriend in a really long time now. I'm starting to think I'm just destined to die alone, and I don't see how anyone could ever find me attractive."

11/12/2009 10:02:55 PM