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9/15/2009 11:01:37 PM

So that new video game is pretty damn sweet.

I'm running around bashing shit with a sledge. I like how unrealistic it is. Maybe everything on mars is made of styrofoam. Either way, it's stupid fun to just start bashing supports out from under a structure and to watch people cry as they fall to their deaths.

9/15/2009 11:07:06 PM

i hate it when my sneezes stink

9/15/2009 11:17:56 PM

boobs

9/15/2009 11:20:28 PM

I love how sometimes when people reference me online, its just as 'Z'

9/15/2009 11:30:55 PM

i get that from your wife

9/15/2009 11:31:59 PM

the workout thread makes me feel like such a fat slob hahaha

but i'm still not gonna do it. ewwww sweating

9/15/2009 11:35:56 PM

i *really* don't want to go to work tomorrow.

9/15/2009 11:36:21 PM

need sleep

can't find it

9/16/2009 12:15:50 AM

I wish I could get comfortable enough to sleep

9/16/2009 12:24:37 AM

I could go for a girlfriend

9/16/2009 12:33:47 AM

Man, its crazy looking back and seeing where I started in college and seeing where I am now.

9/16/2009 12:59:58 AM

i like thinking about things that stayed consistent in life when i think of stuff like that

9/16/2009 1:01:44 AM

My chest hurts. That onion was way too strong for an egg salad sandwich.

9/16/2009 1:04:16 AM

what should I do for 10,000?

9/16/2009 3:28:51 AM

Indie rock radio on AOLRadio = $$$

9/16/2009 6:14:44 AM

the only thing that makes having to wake up at 6am in the morning is Angel being on while I get ready.

9/16/2009 6:58:34 AM

Ugh.....

9/16/2009 7:58:12 AM

my sociology teacher really needs to get the fuck over the kanye thing. seriously no one cared to begin with stop talking about it all class.

i did not pay to listen to you bitch about the mtv awards

9/16/2009 8:30:30 AM

if its not one person its another, stop fucking treating me like a 15yo

9/16/2009 8:38:34 AM

I am soaking wet, ugh

9/16/2009 8:40:52 AM

blah

was late to work, just figured i'd make oatmeal at the desk

TOO WATERY

FUCK

9/16/2009 8:41:21 AM

watery oatmeal FTL
stir it up really good and put it in the microwave summore? Of course then you may end up with a gluten-y clump

9/16/2009 8:43:26 AM

so 3 of the 6 employees in the office are working from home today. Dunno where bossman is, so there's only 2 of us holding down the office today

9/16/2009 8:44:26 AM

my ex-bff and i posted nearly the same comment, at nearly the same time (I was first by 4 minutes), on our mutual friend's status

part of me thinks it's funny...part of me wants to vomit...and the other part of me wishes i hadn't encouraged the mutual friend to patch things up with her b/c i really can't fucking stand her.

9/16/2009 8:55:39 AM

i really want to go home


right now :/

9/16/2009 8:57:23 AM

My dog ripped his toenail out, will it grow back?

9/16/2009 9:13:30 AM

sure

9/16/2009 9:16:25 AM

everytime I open this page, I forget about the boobs.

9/16/2009 9:17:58 AM

i want a thunderstorm

9/16/2009 9:19:14 AM

what are the chances i can figure out a way to go home soon without telling a bald-face lie?

9/16/2009 9:49:04 AM

^ have thumper come to your work and give you what she has and they may just send you home

9/16/2009 9:52:40 AM

believe me...i've thought about it

9/16/2009 9:53:49 AM

A GIRL

9/16/2009 9:55:17 AM

im suppose to play softball tonight!

9/16/2009 9:55:38 AM

I want cook out. Go get me some pickle.

9/16/2009 9:59:11 AM

Nitrocloud - http://thewolfweb.com/user_info.aspx?user=33343
vs
Fail Boat - http://thewolfweb.com/user_info.aspx?user=36292

Friday 7pm at Mitch's

An engagement of fisticuffs.

9/16/2009 10:13:47 AM

gahh i wanna stay in bed all day but its useless. time to get up and do something.

9/16/2009 10:15:58 AM

If you give into it, you start to feel kind of numb and warm. And then you just get sleepy.

also, the internet told me that there is a porn based on 30 Rock.

WHAT?!

9/16/2009 11:12:03 AM

Quote :

"I want cook out. Go get me some pickle. "

what?

9/16/2009 11:15:44 AM

I was telling you to go get me cook out. What's so hard to understand about that?

9/16/2009 11:16:18 AM

somebody help me with this lunch thing


i have no clue what to get


but i'm starving

9/16/2009 11:26:28 AM

50 piece McNuggets

9/16/2009 11:27:04 AM

eww yuck

9/16/2009 11:27:54 AM

i dont have my car, go get me some too then come to my office and take this pc antispyware shit off my computer so i can google search

9/16/2009 11:29:03 AM

Are you paying for my trip and time there?

9/16/2009 11:29:49 AM

i'm starving too

and dont have any $1 bills

so i can't waste money in the vending machine

9/16/2009 11:31:47 AM

i just ordered Papa Johns

i'm gonna cough on the delivery guy

9/16/2009 11:32:33 AM

Poor Buster, I don't think he feels very well....

9/16/2009 11:34:03 AM

9/16/2009 11:36:35 AM