i tend to like biographies, even when they turn out being a little less then true

9/16/2009 7:03:16 PM

http://www.groupegeloso.com/microboot/


i want to try the melon flavor. i just found a store that sells orange! yum!

9/16/2009 7:15:58 PM

just broke a glass.
fml

9/16/2009 7:30:12 PM

OH NOES!

9/16/2009 7:58:43 PM

Mom, you really don't have to tell me everything.

9/16/2009 7:59:24 PM

grrrr my foot hurts

9/16/2009 8:03:55 PM

my room is soooooooooo clean

9/16/2009 8:19:00 PM

i'm about to venture out to Target

9/16/2009 8:20:00 PM

frustraaated incorporaaated

9/16/2009 8:20:45 PM

i always spend way too much money there ^^

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/16/2009 8:20:54 PM

well, i've been working from home and after printing all my stuff for work over the last 3 days...our printer is officially out of ink and it seems as though my boss won't let me come back if i'm still the least bit sick, so i'm here for at least another day. so....to Target i go for printer ink.

9/16/2009 8:22:12 PM

Dr tomorrow I'm so nervous.

9/16/2009 8:23:41 PM

omg omg omg gmarker.show().hide().ishidden()!

9/16/2009 8:27:39 PM

^^ why nervous?

9/16/2009 8:40:59 PM

I just saw Hansblow in a commercial where he helps find a little girl's dog...

9/16/2009 8:50:02 PM

legs

9/16/2009 8:51:07 PM

fuck

have to sleep on the couch again tonight

but contemplating curling up and trying to go to sleep

got an enormous day tomorrow

9/16/2009 9:01:41 PM

Why you stuck on the couch?

9/16/2009 9:07:29 PM

i am AT WAR

9/16/2009 9:09:45 PM

^^ i decided to wash the sheets and stuff last night.. so i ripped them all off, and have them in the basket.

but then a friend called and said he had made this immaculate dinner and wondered if i wanted to come over and eat, drink his beer, then go to the bar

so i went

well, i didn thave time to do it today either, due to work, cooking dinner, kickball game, then bar.

so, my sheets are in the laundry basket, and im on the couch, fighting with the dog for space.

LIFE IS RUFF

9/16/2009 9:20:42 PM

haha

you don't own more than 1 set of sheets?

9/16/2009 9:22:03 PM

no.

well, not ones that match the rest of my getup.

and im not going to do that.

9/16/2009 9:22:45 PM

Need to exercise...

9/16/2009 9:23:38 PM

pffft. I learned pretty damn quick that women like messing up clean bedsheets with pussy juice more than anything in this whole world.

I have a few matching sets so I don't have to do laundry every week

9/16/2009 9:24:44 PM

look, i got a sleigh bed for slaying

ifyouknowwhatimsayin

9/16/2009 9:25:42 PM

I've never encountered a guy that care if their sheets match their decor

9/16/2009 9:26:34 PM

i'm kinda awesome ok

9/16/2009 9:27:18 PM

ahah

I just pictured you taking your dates into the room. The room is equipped with a heart shaped rotating bed, plastic rose pedals, and butt lotion.

9/16/2009 9:27:20 PM

giggity ?

9/16/2009 9:27:45 PM

new clothes!

9/16/2009 9:28:10 PM

^^^^ Are you kind of a big deal too?

^^^ that made me laugh... Thanks EMCE

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 9:29 PM. Reason : .]

9/16/2009 9:28:40 PM

one of my most embarassing moments happened when my parents came up to visit.

i let them take the bed, and i took the couch, with a 1 bdrm condo, there's limited space.

well, i guess i didnt get all my "stuff" out of there

my step mother was changing the sheets, and what i can only guess found the restraint system i have built into my bed.

she called my dad in, it was eerily silent for a few minutes while i sat in the living room realizing what was going on...

then i heard my dad chuckle, they walked into the living room and both were blushing

as was i

9/16/2009 9:29:50 PM

Quote :

"restraint system i have built into my bed."

9/16/2009 9:30:47 PM

^^ restraint system? Now I'm all kinds of curious

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : .]

9/16/2009 9:31:21 PM

^^ Do you have an Austin Powers spinning bed?

9/16/2009 9:31:38 PM

it's awesome ok.

basically wraps around the mattress and box springs, with hand and ankle cuffs at the corners.

use your imagination.

9/16/2009 9:32:48 PM

I was chilling at terpball's house one day. His dog (Lisa) ran upstairs and into his roommate's room (door is usually closed, but wasn't this day). Lisa then ran downstairs with his roommate's girlfriend's flopping dildo in her mouth... shaking it around... VERY AGGRESSIVELY


I also faintly remember a dildo falling out of the freezer one day at that house. We were all speechless... and disgusted.

9/16/2009 9:34:27 PM

i once left a purple ball gag out on the kitchen table, and a friend came over unexpectedly.

ever since, on the back of all my dodgeball/kickball team shirts, the name "ball gag" has been used.

9/16/2009 9:38:35 PM

I kinda really miss sean

9/16/2009 10:00:50 PM

I hate to say it, but Glee is a really cute show

9/16/2009 10:01:09 PM

god, I love The Appleseed Cast.

9/16/2009 10:03:03 PM

Quote :

" I was chilling at terpball's house one day. His dog (Lisa) ran upstairs and into his roommate's room (door is usually closed, but wasn't this day). Lisa then ran downstairs with his roommate's girlfriend's flopping dildo in her mouth... shaking it around... VERY AGGRESSIVELY I also faintly remember a dildo falling out of the freezer one day at that house. We were all speechless... and disgusted."

All I can think of is that scene from American Pie 2 where Stifler says, "The people demand rubber dicks!"

9/16/2009 10:05:55 PM

lisa stayed with us for awhile, i loved that dog

9/16/2009 10:11:26 PM

Taylor Hansborough's commercial with AT&T is way beyond cheesy

9/16/2009 10:13:30 PM

would never guess pilgrimshoes was kinky as he is claiming to be

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 10:19 PM. Reason : fasdfa]

9/16/2009 10:15:39 PM

7 hour long work session on a poetry book with a coworker. Fucking fried my brain, wish I had dated more English majors (with a sense of humor).

9/16/2009 10:19:59 PM

Taylor Hansborough's Tyler Hansbrough's commercial with AT&T is way beyond cheesy


You were smushing Taylor Hanson and Tyler Hansbrough and creaming sawahash's pants.

9/16/2009 10:20:40 PM

OMG can someone help me with my MAC issue????

I had to reinstall the operating system, it's all screwed up now!!!!

9/16/2009 11:15:59 PM

Quote :

"would never guess pilgrimshoes was kinky as he is claiming to be"

why not? haven't you read his posts?

Quote :

"pffft. I learned pretty damn quick that women like messing up clean bedsheets with pussy juice more than anything in this whole world."

i too use to only use one set of sheets for my bed lol

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 11:19 PM. Reason : .]

9/16/2009 11:16:52 PM

Can someone please tell me why my pantes are creamy

9/16/2009 11:17:16 PM