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10/4/2011 6:46:21 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/clo/2644343856.html

Quote :

" These are a pair of my sisters panties. She worn them all day to school. I took them out of the laundry basket."

I can't figure out how yo link the picture but it has crotch marks.

10/12/2011 12:24:58 PM

because she has a fat vagina?

10/12/2011 12:26:55 PM

10/12/2011 12:27:13 PM

10/12/2011 12:31:05 PM

http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/sys/2698833776.html

Quote :

"2MS Response time ViewSonic VX2250WM-LED FULL 1080P HD Gaming Monitor. This is THE EXACT monitor that any stateside STARCRAFT II tournament is run on. 22" Vibrant LED Picture. Call Text Or Email 910 489 6430 Priced to Move still retails for 149.99 on newegg.com "

LOL! I've never seen Starcraft Tournaments used as a selling point... For some reason I envision a 26 year old loser in his apartment thinking that this will appeal to a large audience.

11/12/2011 4:40:53 PM

only in Garner.

I can't tell what's worse; this guy's ploy or the idiot that would fall for it...


http://raleigh.craigslist.org/emd/2685555320.html

11/21/2011 3:39:12 PM

USB OR THUMBNAIL

11/21/2011 3:41:48 PM

Quote :

"I am a real person living in Johnston Co., and this is not an offer for anything illegal."

lol

11/21/2011 3:48:05 PM

priceless

11/21/2011 3:52:45 PM

Quote :

"Our Connection is Over Date: 2009-12-09, 3:11AM MST I post this to an open forum, to purge these words from me so they can exist somewhere concrete, out in the Universe, instead of eating away at the corner of my mind when it gets dark and everyone else goes home with whoever they're loving or fucking or both if they're lucky. But it's winter now, so the season of long patio nights and random hookups and breathlessly exciting flings and sweaty sheets and sleepless nights has officially come to a close until the next turn of the seasons. In short, I can no longer distract myself from your absence. You were my best friend. There were others before, and others after, but most of them only served to help me situate and recognize your importance in my life. If ever I get that close to another, I fear they will know me only as I am now, and not as how I got here. You have been my reflection, borne witness to me, helped me gauge my own growth in this long and convoluted life. Four different cities for you, two for me. Two countries on opposite sides of the world in different hemispheres. Plane tickets, train rides, international calling plans, endless conversation, anticipation, disappointment, breakups, makeups, death. Four years. My entire University career. I am indelibly marked with your presence. And now nothing. I felt no more fireworks when we kissed. I pulled away, sickened with myself for trying to fake it. I couldn't fuck you like I meant it anymore. You noticed. You left. And now, I am not lost. I am not sad and I am not afraid. But something has died. I do not love, or laugh, or notice color. I hate the music you like now. I hate myself for not loving you enough. You did nothing wrong, except maybe love me too much, too well. Even at the end, when our hearts were so twisted up we were spitting words unrecognizable to each other, even then you were too good to say what we were both thinking- that I won't find anyone else who loved me as you did. And you're right. Because the kind of love I had with you, the one that remakes your soul into something better, and forces you to recognize and honor the humanity in another person- that kind of love isn't what I'm looking for. I'm going for the cheap ones now. The guys with square jaws and big arms and small brains. They haven't read any philosophy, or possess the gift of playful banter, or looked me in the eyes and focused on my soul. I am not doing Us justice. I am taking the easy way. I am disgusting myself. This is what's meant by falling out of love with someone. This is why half the world walks around heartbroken, glazed over, given up. I almost put that ring on and pretended everything was ok, but you didn't smell right anymore. What Now. "

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/clg/1501848067.html

11/21/2011 4:07:20 PM

New to computers...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/apa/2711126036.html

11/21/2011 4:28:39 PM

Quote :

"just renovated completely"

liar

11/21/2011 4:53:04 PM

11/21/2011 9:15:53 PM

Somebody needs to undercut the homey wanting to rip CD's. 75 cents, bitch.

11/21/2011 9:39:54 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/2744195113.html

Quote :

" I just happened to be walking my dog in the Glenwoofd area when I looked up at an apartment building and you were standing at your window topless, perfect as a figure cut out of a painting, your breasts so firm and yet plump in a way that suggested you would yield to the right touch. I went home and listened to classical music for an hour, trying desperately to recreate that feeling I had when I saw your breasts in the window, that transcendent serenity one feels only in the presence of art. When the music didn't work, I baked a cobbler - peach, my grandmother's most prized recipe - and sat on the floor of my living room, eating it with my hands, savoring not only the taste, but the warmth of the filling, and the just-right flakiness of the outside. I could've been in the remotest land on Earth, untouched by civilization - my perception felt that pure. All afternoon I've been floating inside; those breasts were a minor miracle in the midst of this gray, cold week. Thank you. "

12/9/2011 4:25:46 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/emd/2749672675.html

12/12/2011 4:18:39 PM

^ those are terrible tattoos

12/12/2011 4:19:38 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/2760624721.html

Quote :

"Cute dinosaur guy at Museum of Natural Sciences - w4m - 20 (Raleigh) Date: 2011-12-19, 11:16AM EST Reply To This Post You were in the gift shop near the end of the day with your friend. I saw you trying on those ridiculously adorable animal hats. You look rather dashing as a Tyrannosaurus, I must say. I was going to come up and talk to you, but my shyness got the best of me. I'd love to go get coffee or something sometime and you can tell me all about your love of things from the Mesozoic era. Rawr."

so this is definitely about me...

12/19/2011 10:40:28 PM

Sounds like she will be disappointed then.

12/19/2011 10:44:10 PM

might be about your friend

12/19/2011 10:45:08 PM

oh shit!!! that was my ad... got a fetish for dinosaurs pretty hot

12/19/2011 10:46:40 PM

like dinosaurs the tv show?

12/19/2011 10:48:03 PM

more like actual people dressed up as dinosaurs,not a bestiality fan, but that show was pretty sweet

12/19/2011 10:49:58 PM

now that opening theme song is stuck in my head

12/19/2011 10:51:44 PM

uh oh

Canis Lupis?

12/19/2011 10:51:57 PM

haha

12/19/2011 10:57:30 PM

who is canis lupis, and why is he relevant?

12/19/2011 10:59:32 PM

he is relevant because this is TWW

and he was a TWWer

R.I.P.

12/19/2011 11:03:15 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/2761776190.html

Quote :

"This is what you said to me last time we were working together while you were moving a board. I cannot even describe to you the desire raging within me to know everything about you. Your hair, your lips, your unbelievable eyes! You are so incredibly smart, passionate and your sarcasm and whit entertain me for hours on end. I know you're currently in a relationship, but I also know you told me he's not marriage material... this may simply be infatuation, I'll grant that possibility, but I have never felt so strongly about someone in my life, and to be denied the opportunity to find out the possible depths of us would be heartbreaking. Allow me to steal a few lines of prose to express my heart: "I am at the end of my mind, I cannot go back and there is nothing in tomorrow (save you), that can attract me beyond today. I have listened to the winds, I have watched the dark brooding clouds, I have felt the earth beneath me for a sign, a gesture, but there is only silence. Why do you hesitate, am I too ugly, too weak, too strong, do you know why? If you want me, take me, I am yours... if you don't want me, please break the spell that binds me. 'To cage a wild animal is a sin, to tame him is divine.' My love is yours." ps - you were devastated you just got a 'B' in a class and feel your life may be over and you would vote for Herman Cain if he hadn't dropped out of the race. "

lol @ voting for hermain cain

12/19/2011 11:24:21 PM

Quote :

"might be about your friend"

i was the one wearing the t. rex hat.

12/20/2011 1:31:12 PM

Okay, this is a fun activity for those with lulls in productivity:

Go to the Collectibles section and type in anything like "johnston county, clayton, garner, selma, wilson, smithfield, knightdale, dunn, harnett county," etc. There is a gold mine of lol's.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/emd/2765078752.html

Quote :

"this album was purchased yesterday in goldsboro at consignment thrift store for 1.98 it is signed to someone and signed ellvis, album is dated 1969 and numbered inside that says 10 and both double album and cover in mint condition, willing to sell or trade. email me with name and phone, will respond. thanks and god bless. "

12/22/2011 10:22:36 AM

i am going to offer $2.00 for that album

wish me luck

12/22/2011 10:50:36 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bar/2773099446.html

Quote :

"I am looking to trade my Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses for a decent size lcd monitor for my computer or an electric guitar. Sunglasses are in very good condition & come with case. They look even better in person. Please disregard the flash from my camera. Made in Italy."

am i underestimating the power of wayfarers?

12/29/2011 12:51:51 PM

An electric guitar costs less than $120?

^gotta be some really awesome wayfarers

12/29/2011 1:00:55 PM

http://www.jockular.com/12900/sports-fan-has-fun-with-frat-guy-on-craigslist-funny-emails

1/18/2012 11:34:51 PM

^if you like that, you will love this page:

http://dontevenreply.com/all.php

1/19/2012 6:29:26 AM

I expected a post about the SOPA/PIPA-protest blackout.

1/19/2012 6:43:46 AM

^^ Awesome. There goes the rest of my day.

Quote :

"It sounds to me like you think hockey is just soccer on ice. Well I've got news for you, Judy, you couldn't be more wrong. In hockey, we don't fake injuries and have to miss half the season due to a pulled vagina muscle."

1/19/2012 11:51:34 AM

Quote :

"http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bar/2773099446.html [quote]I am looking to trade my Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses for a decent size lcd monitor for my computer or an electric guitar. Sunglasses are in very good condition & come with case. They look even better in person. Please disregard the flash from my camera. Made in Italy."

Quote :

"am i underestimating the power of wayfarers?"

even if polarized, thats still a terrible deal, even in the hipster market where they've sort of lost their cache.

[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2012 12:30:33 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/2849498605.html

2/13/2012 6:51:36 PM

i found one for him:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/2820502649.html

[Edited on February 13, 2012 at 6:59 PM. Reason : derp]

2/13/2012 6:59:08 PM

almosts an acro

http://wilmington.craigslist.org/reo/2821261788.html

3/3/2012 6:03:46 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/clt/2843750384.html

Quote :

"Bank of America World Class Customer Serivce Award - $1000 (Ballantyne) Feeling under-recognized? Budget cutbacks cutting into your Chanukah collection? Be the envy of your office. Impress your co-workers. This impressive chunk o' glass will set you apart from your fellow associates by providing a differentiated perception of quality. Having you on a team with this sitting on your desk will certainly delight your clients and generate positive learnings. Bring it to your next JAD - maybe take to lunch with you, or sit at Re-Rahs with your name badge on and buy it a beer. Comes in padded, protective box for safe packing when you eventually get laid off. "

3/7/2012 9:13:45 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/2876195914.html

Quote :

"Lifted Wrangler Jurassic Park - $7000 (Apex) Date: 2012-03-04, 11:27AM EST Reply to: h7vkj-2876195914@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Head Turner Jurassic Park Wrangler 94 jeep wrangler yj jeep manual 5 speed 4 inch lift 33 inch tires all around well built vehicle 141000 miles inline 6 4.0L red and white Jurassic park paint job 2 door rebuilt trans new clutch trans mount rear main seal documentation on repairs new muffler new breaks, cables new power steering new shocks new front bumper new tires tune up spark plugs ignition rotor air filter etc. 4 wheel dive works great heater works new headlights doesn't burn oil new radio with aux cable hook up back seat new fuel filter Ready for light hook up on bumper, comes with lights when purchased. Spare tire and tire mount on back. I just don't have a picture of the back of the vehicle after I put it on. Thanks for looking, Alex"

3/7/2012 10:09:28 AM

^ I would love to buy this

3/7/2012 10:42:23 AM

^

3/7/2012 10:51:43 AM

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hea/2871183089.html

3/7/2012 2:41:58 PM

lol

Quote :

"For example, last week, on a surgery day, she went out for 15 min to get lunch, came back and ate it in 15 min So far, so good, because as Manager she's cutting her lunch short to get through the surgery cases on time But she knows the owner hasn't gone for lunch and sees him inhaling a power bar before going into our OR Does she offer him any of her lunch? No, even though he's previously eaten and paid for her leftovers Does she ask him if she can grab anything for him? No, even though he paid her subordinate to do so always This is the worst part that demonstrates she has her priorities wrong: Then she catches him eating an apple that was sitting in the refrigerator overnight and starts berating him: "I saved that for the new premed intern who started last week--now you'll have to apologize to her!" If you don't think this is insane we can't hire you"

but holy too much text in that ad




[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

3/7/2012 2:45:26 PM

there's more where that came from...

http://gawker.com/5891278/you-do-not-want-to-work-for-this-crazy-eye-surgeon

Quote :

"Emil William Chynn, MD, MBA Dartmouth + Columbia + Harvard + Emory + NYU-trained 1st LASIK surgeon in NYC to have LASIK himself (in '99) Only pure refractive surgeon in NYC who exclusively performs No-Cut/Flap LASEK! 15,000+ cases - 100% Legal To Drive! Member AAO, ASCRS, MENSA"

yeah it's a lot...

[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 2:51 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2012 2:46:48 PM