^^^I mean I wish it was a real picture, but it wasn't...sadly I'll never know what it's like to be a mermaid

^^I mean you're okay...not really my type though

^No, we have just moved on with everything and are pretty much cool with each other now.

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ]

1/14/2010 10:19:07 PM

Awesome non answer.

How awesome is it living on the friggin' beach?

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 10:20 PM. Reason : haha whoops, thought that was to meeeee. aha]

1/14/2010 10:19:58 PM

The beach is an awesome place to live....but right now it's being a cock tease cause it's too cold to go and enjoy it without freezing to death.

1/14/2010 10:21:45 PM

I guess that would suck. My ultimate goal is to move to the beach... but further south than where you're at.

1/14/2010 10:23:26 PM

>.>

1/14/2010 10:26:29 PM

saps...yes you are awesome.

1/14/2010 10:29:25 PM

someone give me some fucking attention tonight I'm in a bad and annoyed mood right now.

1/15/2010 8:11:13 PM

How did that speech go that you had to give several weeks ago?

1/15/2010 8:12:22 PM

OH it went very well. I ended up getting an A in that class. I was a great speech giver...oral talents seem to be my calling.

1/15/2010 8:13:16 PM

That sounds dirty. Congrats on the A though

1/15/2010 8:14:11 PM

SO YOU SUCK DICK GOOD?

1/15/2010 8:17:27 PM

Yeah, I'm a fat chick aren't I?

1/15/2010 8:36:04 PM

Wanna share this fry wrap?

1/15/2010 8:46:40 PM

Lol if I was in Raleigh, sure would

1/15/2010 8:47:31 PM

ask me more questions dorks

1/15/2010 11:35:58 PM

I had a dream last night that Google manufactured a line of greeting cards based on things you've said. I do not know what this means, but it was pretty awesome. It was also not the focus of the dream, so don't get creeped out.

1/16/2010 10:07:55 AM

that's probably one of the coolest things anyone has ever said to me.

1/16/2010 10:58:17 AM

any people want to entertain me/ be entertained by me tonight?

1/16/2010 10:00:19 PM

Love lifts us up where we belong!

1/19/2010 9:52:49 PM

Hey I'm super bored....be dears and entertain me tonight?

1/22/2010 10:58:25 PM

isnt anne boleyn hot?

1/22/2010 11:32:20 PM

conan or leno

1/22/2010 11:32:58 PM

^^I'm kinda indifferent

^Conan.

1/22/2010 11:51:59 PM

good job answering questions, question lady

1/22/2010 11:52:19 PM

WEll I mean I don't know what she looked like...what am I supposed to say???

1/22/2010 11:56:01 PM

i had written that before i saw you respond

1/22/2010 11:57:07 PM

sorry I was busy clipping my toe nails...I mean how else could someone like me possibly be spending my friday night?

1/23/2010 12:03:17 AM

for the record



anne boleyn

1/23/2010 12:08:14 AM

Oh....well obviously since that is the REAL one...yes she is hot

but this one...



I mean I might could see it...doesn't look like she has much in the boob department...

1/23/2010 12:12:42 AM

hello your highness

1/23/2010 12:14:59 AM

lol...you're really weird...

Who obsesses over someone from that long ago....lol

1/23/2010 12:18:03 AM

who obsesses over a nonexistant vampire and a 400 year old pirate??????

uh huh


besides she was born in 1982, her character lived 400 years ago

[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason : cwidt?]

1/23/2010 12:19:36 AM

Lol...I'm not obsesses over a vampire at all...I like the stories, but I'm not obsessed...

I'm only all about Blackbeard...he was pretty kick ass.

1/23/2010 12:21:38 AM

Who obsesses over someone from that long ago....lol

1/23/2010 12:22:10 AM

lol mine is from the 18th century...yours is twice that old...

1/23/2010 12:23:05 AM

yes but mine doesnt have syphillus

[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

1/23/2010 12:23:57 AM

hey...in today's world it is fixable.....




[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ]

1/23/2010 12:31:59 AM

lets see if anyone can ask me some fun and interesting questions tonight....I'm in a mood

1/25/2010 9:45:13 PM

are you a fan of boners?

1/25/2010 9:46:00 PM

Yeah totally...especially if they are in response to me...cause that means I totally got it...and these days I'd totally take it too

1/25/2010 9:46:57 PM

oic

I have one you can borrow. I'm not using it currently...

just give it back after you're done, cause I'll need it eventually.

1/25/2010 9:48:08 PM

Sweet....I mean I have one that glows in the dark...but I like one that is closer to body temperature.

1/25/2010 9:51:07 PM

welp, it's here if you want it.
just a FYI... it probably smells like Irish Spring soap

1/25/2010 9:52:10 PM

I mean that's cool with me...you know fat people need lovin too, but I don't think anyone around here agrees with that

1/25/2010 9:52:49 PM

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE


how often do you masturbate?

1/25/2010 10:13:46 PM

edited, so as not to offend

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 10:16 PM. Reason : a]

1/25/2010 10:14:41 PM

i edited that cuz i didn't wanna offend her

1/25/2010 10:15:16 PM

do you own a cat now?

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : editted so as not to offend]

1/25/2010 10:15:38 PM

I, too, edit things

1/25/2010 10:16:21 PM

Quote :

"how often do you masturbate?"

Probably two to three times a week

Quote :

"do you own a cat now?"

no, and wtf, I said no yes or no questions cause you can't really make a good answer out of that.
No, I don't own a cat, I would really like a cat right now, but I'm house sitting this week and they have a cat...it's fun

1/25/2010 10:18:39 PM