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my other forum has been down all day and I'm left with just tww

4/24/2012 1:56:03 PM

Hulu Plus kept pausing for buffering last night

4/24/2012 4:48:15 PM

^^you cheating on TWW????

4/24/2012 4:49:20 PM

4/24/2012 5:08:48 PM

I bought Diet Dr. Wham this morning thinking that it was some crazy Dr. Pepper marketing campaign. It isn't.

4/24/2012 8:34:08 PM

macy's and belk keep discontinuing my registry items


also, the postal system can suck my asshole

4/28/2012 4:02:34 PM

^ 3 hahaha

4/28/2012 4:17:07 PM

I bought a nook, and came home and Barnes and Noble is releasing a new backlit nook next week.

At least I can still take it back!

4/28/2012 5:42:00 PM

Ordered a large Wings N Things from Zaxby's.

Got home and they had given me the regular size.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

4/28/2012 6:10:27 PM

I ate too much and now my stomach hurts.

4/28/2012 8:14:07 PM

My new glasses are making my head hurt.

5/2/2012 7:34:46 PM

^ I had the same problem today

5/2/2012 7:37:08 PM

I had to skip the gym yesterday because I was so sore from a deep tissue massage the day before.

5/4/2012 11:31:33 AM

poor boo

5/4/2012 11:32:54 AM

I ate a Fireball earlier and now my teeth feel disgusting. Damn you, sugar.

5/7/2012 3:52:47 PM

I ate too much ahi poke and now my stomach wants to burst.

5/7/2012 5:49:46 PM

Paying $330 for a summer class that I am auditing.

5/7/2012 5:59:33 PM

The laptop fan output heat up my beer.

5/9/2012 7:05:49 PM

Ran out of tp and had to finish the wipe with the Macy's receipt in my pocket, even though I wasn't 100 percent sure I didn't want to return that Duvet.

5/9/2012 9:28:24 PM

I woke up 10 mins before my alarm went off and couldn't decide whether to get up or stay in bed.

5/10/2012 6:50:18 AM

My debit care was "compromised" so the bank has cancelled the card and will be sending a new one. Also my credit card expired. I called the number last night to activate it. I hope it works today or I'm eating lunch from the vending machine.

5/10/2012 6:59:33 AM

Go the dog park...no girls there

5/11/2012 4:37:41 PM

The company vehicle ate my CD during my lunch meeting today

5/11/2012 4:39:55 PM

I forgot my lunch today and one of the only places open on campus that accepts debit cards is Chick-fil-a. So much for a healthy lunch

Chick-fil-A® Chargrilled Chicken Sandwich – 290 Calories
Fruit Cup – 70 Calories
Unsweet Iced Tea – 0 Calories
Total Calories: 360

That's not so bad I guess...

5/14/2012 12:18:23 PM

No matter how carefully I line up my sock, the toe seam always ends up crooked and needs adjustment

5/14/2012 12:20:13 PM

My aunt complained this weekend that the jets at the hot tub at the Massanutten resort were not as powerful as the ones she has at home.

5/14/2012 12:23:53 PM

my neighborhood is starting to brand itself as "Awesomeville" in promotional literature and the neighborhood newsletter.

i cannot express to you how much i loathe this.

5/14/2012 12:44:52 PM

^ The only thing that would make that acceptable is if it was being used in a sarcastic manner because you live somewhere like Chavis Heights lol.

5/14/2012 12:47:35 PM

hahahahah


bring it on down to awesomeville yeahhhhhh

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5/14/2012 12:48:20 PM

sigh.

5/14/2012 12:49:19 PM

That is often my first world problem lol.

5/15/2012 11:46:03 AM

Dammit the cable who fixed my Internet this morning fucked up my cable and now I don't have all my free channels anymore


I feel like calling up and complaining



And then I took out my frozen pizza amy's roasted veggie pizza no cheese and it was a bit wonky shaped so I tried to bend it back but it snapped in half

Which wouldn't be bad cause it's less having to cut which sucks in itself because I don't have a pizza cutter

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5/15/2012 6:14:05 PM

The toilets at work flush automatically but the toilets at some restaurants do not. So I use the urinal and just walk away and feel stupid.

5/15/2012 6:23:51 PM

Amazon used WAY too much packing stuff when they sent my back up soft sided cooler to use for the pool and tailgating.

5/15/2012 6:56:58 PM

^i had target do that to me, with several items from a wedding registry... the most egregious was a single, wooden spoon, in a 18"x18"x6" box, filled with that packing material.

it was part of an order that had 6 other items, all in individual boxes.

there's consultant money to be made there, methinks.

anyways... recruiters need to stop calling me at my place of business.

5/17/2012 3:04:20 PM

toilet paper is too tight on the roll. keeps tearing at square one

5/17/2012 7:31:40 PM

Catered breakfast at work today. First I told myself I'd be good and only eat half a slice of banana bread. But then I succumbed to the sweet scent of the warm cinnamon rolls. Now my stomach aches

5/18/2012 9:18:36 AM

my phone doesn't fit on my new dock to charge with my iphone case still on my phone and my case is a pain in the butt to take off.

5/22/2012 3:34:20 PM

They are having a blood drive today on campus

I went to give blood

Was turned away because I didn't have an appointment, but only 1 person was in the 6 chairs giving blood

I thought there was a shortage?

5/22/2012 3:36:16 PM

It was probably secret racism.

5/22/2012 3:44:36 PM

I don't think she had been briefed on how to hand folks without appointments

she got all flustered and I was all "calm down...no big deal lady"

maybe black people make her nervous?

5/22/2012 3:47:44 PM

Lol yeah she's dumb. The vampires have never turned me away and I never make an appointment when they come around.

5/22/2012 5:06:11 PM

Depending on the weather I am going to have to take my Mustang down to NC this weekend instead of my Harley

Also, I ordered stuff online but if it doesn't fit I have to repack it and shit it back myself

I'm worried that I might not get setup with a different job at my job

5/22/2012 5:35:45 PM

World's biggest meat sandwich contains 41 cuts, weighs two stone and would take 10 hours to eat

Quote :

"This monster snack is the world’s meatiest sandwich - crammed from bottom to top with 41 different cuts of meat including sausages, ham, turkey and - of course - bacon. Before you tuck in youought to have planned for a long lunch break as this megawich will take an overwhelming ten hours to eat The massive sarnie, dubbed a 'carnivore’s dream', stands a whopping 15 inches high, 24 inches wide and tips the scales at more than two stones. (28 pounds) It contains 1,445 grams of ham, two kilograms of salami, turkey and bacon, one kilogram of sausages and 720 grams of chorizo."

5/22/2012 7:16:23 PM

I can't eat fried foods any more. It's not worth feeling terrible for the next 24 hours.

5/22/2012 7:30:27 PM

Quote :

"SHIT IT BACK "

5/22/2012 8:05:46 PM

another fwp

5/22/2012 8:13:02 PM

Maybe that 3 pound steak wasn't such a good idea.

5/22/2012 9:00:09 PM

The new rouched bed comforter I want to buy doesn't come with sheets or a bedskirt. FWP!

5/23/2012 2:37:09 AM

I like how it tells you how fast you can eat it

5/23/2012 2:40:10 AM