I wanna go fishing now, but I gotta wait for my dad cause he's the one with 4 wheel drive....

9/19/2009 11:01:31 AM

I just bought an '82 Vanagon.

I'd like to play some disc golf today.

9/19/2009 11:04:11 AM

my determination to be productive is paying off

9/19/2009 11:35:30 AM

^already downed a 6-pack?

9/19/2009 11:36:51 AM

ha what?

oh and only being able to wear one sock for the past 6 weeks is making laundry interesting

9/19/2009 11:37:48 AM

lol...broken foot?

9/19/2009 11:38:33 AM

boot from getting hit by a car... not broken luckily

9/19/2009 11:39:00 AM

I see, how much longer do you have to wear it?

9/19/2009 11:40:12 AM

doctor said wednesday another 3 weeks....

9/19/2009 11:40:39 AM

i'm thinking i feel like shit

9/19/2009 11:47:30 AM

mmmmm cake

9/19/2009 11:48:27 AM

after a long night of drinking...a long day of drinking is not so appealing at the moment


yet i must be a trooper and get ready to begin the Day of Death

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : wtf]

9/19/2009 11:52:51 AM

BE A TROOPER

9/19/2009 11:54:03 AM

wtf

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : asasdf]

9/19/2009 11:54:03 AM

ugh my stomach is killing me
i've thrown up like twice in the past 30 minutes

9/19/2009 12:11:47 PM

Go ECU....today is the only day I say that

9/19/2009 12:12:24 PM

I'm still hoping kenan implodes and gets rid of both teams

9/19/2009 12:17:25 PM

f'in mypack portal needs to start working. god damn "failed interface" shouldn't take a day to fix. wtf

9/19/2009 12:18:24 PM

yay ecu

9/19/2009 12:21:21 PM

OMG....a great way to start the day


Just My Imagination

:swoon:

9/19/2009 12:22:31 PM

I didn't get my morning bj/sex this morning.

9/19/2009 12:25:01 PM

i want an elephant ear

TO THE FLEA MARKET!

9/19/2009 12:31:42 PM

things ive thought about in the past 24 hours:


is it mean to call out people on facebook for posting shit thats like years old?

cant believe she mislead me for that long, weird

feels good to have standards

someones birthday is coming up tomorrow

fatties having sex, ever wonder the physical logistics of the situation?

yay! the weird red stain i got fom opening a bottle came out of my shirt!

k thats all for now

9/19/2009 12:39:59 PM

9/19/2009 12:41:32 PM

hope you feel better!

9/19/2009 12:43:09 PM

i'm in the tub as we speak lol

9/19/2009 12:43:52 PM

sexy!

9/19/2009 12:48:02 PM

I feel gullible.

9/19/2009 12:57:28 PM

so i paid for 2 perfumes and a hand sanitizer and got 3 lotions, a perfume, and a sanitizer free.

i win at shopping

9/19/2009 1:00:12 PM

I promise you they still won

you just didn't lose as bad as most people

9/19/2009 1:08:48 PM

I'm gonna go put some beer in a bucket

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 1:10 PM. Reason : dammit, I missed my palindrome post. ]

9/19/2009 1:10:35 PM

but I don't WANT to clean!

I wish my 'thing' were domestic service submissive men :-\

9/19/2009 1:21:42 PM

bout to sit outside and do some hw.

9/19/2009 1:23:02 PM

Fuck. WTF is up with all the damned traffic today. It's fucking Saturday!

9/19/2009 1:27:43 PM

either somebody entertain me or im outta here

9/19/2009 2:05:47 PM

knock knock

9/19/2009 2:06:57 PM

Who's there?

9/19/2009 2:07:59 PM

my penis

9/19/2009 2:10:40 PM

My penis who?

9/19/2009 2:11:41 PM

Don't act like you don't know my penis, now let him in.

9/19/2009 2:12:00 PM

Haha cum in!

9/19/2009 2:15:39 PM

I made that up just now. not bad, huh?

9/19/2009 2:16:36 PM

i need to seal the tile of my new shower

but i'm lazy

9/19/2009 2:18:03 PM

Hope I win this sit & go

9/19/2009 2:20:31 PM

is facebook working for you guys?

9/19/2009 2:30:15 PM

yes but its slow

9/19/2009 2:31:42 PM

oh word, i just tried in ie...works there but not in firefox

9/19/2009 2:33:04 PM

The MOST obnxious UNC sorostitutes are in this bar cheering for UNC.

Then the AT&T Tyler whatshisname commercial comes on and they freak out.

Pls to kill me now, kthanks

9/19/2009 2:36:53 PM

the status update i posted about three hours ago shows up on my page but not on the newsfeed

wtf facebook

DON'T CENSOR ME

9/19/2009 2:38:54 PM

you should kick them in face

9/19/2009 2:39:27 PM