haha, lately

Quote :

"I want to find an asian man with a moderate to large sized penis to marry NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK"

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:28 PM. Reason : balls]

11/12/2009 10:27:51 PM

whats cool about this thread is that ive found common ground on some things id NEVER have suspected to find in other tdubbers based on confessions exchanged

whats sad is that you cant go posting them after they respond because it gives away the senders

11/12/2009 10:28:06 PM

Quote :

"there are so many users that are COMPLETELY different from what i expected. mainly pilgrimshoes actually. i expected him to be cuter based on what i had heard about him. "

Quote :

"I'm greatly annoyed that a conversation in its entirety based around me wasn't remembered 20 minutes after it happened, but is now hours later...is it b/c he forgot like he says? or is it b/c he was so anxious to confront me due to his manipulation that he forgot some of the other main details of the conversation? parts that i can refute w/ just as much evidence as that thrown against me. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : d]

11/12/2009 10:28:50 PM

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

yay

11/12/2009 10:29:33 PM

Quote :

"You'd be a great gay porn star. GET ON IT! "

11/12/2009 10:30:30 PM

haha i haven't been attention whoring at all in a loooong time. at least i don't think. and no one even talks about me. but thanks to that cranky biatch post, i'm now receiving confessions such as:

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

attn whore - OH WE BACK

^^ DAMN IT! you can't send the same confession to lots of different people! what a rip off haha. oh well i like lunak so i'll let it slide

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 10:30:42 PM

i dig caldwal and i used to hate on her

11/12/2009 10:31:10 PM

Quote :

"your friend melanie meladylnnn or whatever (sorry) I was very attracted to her and it would have been nice to get to know her she was very pretty "

Melissa Anndelyn. haha

Quote :

"i love the story yes virginia, there is a santa claus. and i love christmas - but not because of the presents or because of jesus (i'm not religious). i don't even want anything for christmas and haven't for years. i just love giving presents to people and i just love how everyone seems happy and for a minute everything seems ok even if its really really incredibly messed up."

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

11/12/2009 10:31:24 PM

oh snap!

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

11/12/2009 10:31:42 PM

haha he's sending it to so many girls - but i don't care - i like the attention

11/12/2009 10:32:02 PM

Ha.

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

So I guess he's pondering who could be on the list of girls who want to be told that

11/12/2009 10:32:28 PM

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

11/12/2009 10:32:35 PM

he's busy!!!

11/12/2009 10:32:56 PM

Quote :

"you remind me of a big, lovable black friend I've had since elementary school that's country as fuck and knows what's up. "

haha i like this, this one makes me smile

11/12/2009 10:32:57 PM

Quote :

"my father just called and told me how proud he was that I had managed to stay undepressed for 3 whole years, but that he feels it's time that I call my doctor again. i hate being treated like a crazy person, because it reminds me that I am one."

11/12/2009 10:33:02 PM

haha, more like "I find you cute, and you are not alone"

11/12/2009 10:33:02 PM

Quote :

"I find it appalling when someone rips on a girl's looks for no apparent reason. And the harsh way people tear apart women on the internet never ceases to amaze me."

11/12/2009 10:33:04 PM

From the last page: "I saw the caldwell jumper after he had jumped but before any actual paramedics got to him

he was all blue in the face, bloody and still squirming, i actually kinda chuckled as I walked by and kept moving

i cant remember what i was doin but i dont actually imagine it was all that important for me to not stop and offer help"


Gotta be BHS son, only a shitbag human being like that would laugh at a halfway dead person. I hope the person who made this comment dies a really nasty death.

11/12/2009 10:33:09 PM

...TWW dudes

:carlfacE:

11/12/2009 10:33:12 PM

Quote :

"This thread makes me need to keep 3 tabs open. Chit Chat, this thread, and my inbox. This is the first time my inbox has deserved its own tab. "

11/12/2009 10:33:47 PM

^ i was doing that an hour ago

11/12/2009 10:34:26 PM

Keep em coming!

11/12/2009 10:34:27 PM

I can has moar plz?

11/12/2009 10:35:01 PM

moar?

juicy please?

11/12/2009 10:35:17 PM

Quote :

"there are so many users that are COMPLETELY different from what i expected. mainly pilgrimshoes actually. i expected him to be cuter based on what i had heard about him."

burn!

11/12/2009 10:35:38 PM

don't worry pshoes

you aren't cute and i'm annoying

lets make babies

11/12/2009 10:36:00 PM

Quote :

"I can say in all honestly that I think pilgrimshoes is one of the most awesome people on TWW. "

im not just playin along here

11/12/2009 10:36:27 PM

attention whoring frodoettes exposed?????


lol

11/12/2009 10:36:32 PM

Quote :

"I find you cute, and I am not alone "

nawwwwwwwwww

11/12/2009 10:36:55 PM

send me confessions...they are le safe with me.

11/12/2009 10:37:40 PM

lololololol at girls posting the same "confession" and being flattered

11/12/2009 10:37:46 PM

Quote :

"don't worry pshoes you aren't cute and i'm annoying lets make babies "

THE NIGHT IS LOOKING UP

hehe

11/12/2009 10:38:09 PM

just cause it's not a "confession" doesn't mean it's not flattering

11/12/2009 10:38:26 PM

Quote :

"I think it would be really fun to fuck you and zorthage. "

Quote :

"my boyfriend and i went over 2 months without having sex (my fault, sigh, not that i didn't do other things for him) but the streak ended this week! "

11/12/2009 10:38:30 PM

^^^you haven't responded to my PM yet I AM ANGRY OK

11/12/2009 10:38:40 PM

lololol at emce's white boy penis

11/12/2009 10:38:44 PM

Quote :

"I could never be a lesbian because I think vaginas besides my own are absolutely disgusting "

11/12/2009 10:39:07 PM

I'm game for another confession.

11/12/2009 10:39:19 PM

I'm bored. Give me some interesting literature in my inbox.

11/12/2009 10:39:51 PM

I'm not sure what you mean by that

and frankly, I have no desire to read back in this thread to collect context clues
instead, I'll just post

11/12/2009 10:40:02 PM

Quote :

"I've fucked Sarose in the chocolate starfish."

11/12/2009 10:40:48 PM

Quote :

"EMCE is seriously one of the most respectable, conscientious, honorable people on this board. He is the epitome of an upstanding citizen."

11/12/2009 10:41:07 PM

Quote :

"coffee really, like REALLY upsets my stomach but i drank it yesterday and today and was letting out silent but deadly farts all day luckily no one suspected me though"

LOLOLOLOLOL love it!

(you aren't alone...heh)

11/12/2009 10:41:15 PM

Quote :

"As "gay" as you people make me out to be, I've honestly fucked more girls than I have guys."

Quote :

"some of these ppl on TWW digust me, sometimes i have no idea why i even bother signing on "

11/12/2009 10:41:38 PM

Quote :

"i got that 2 month dry spell beat my ex and i didn't have sex for over 6 months...hence one of the reasons why he's my ex i know right...it was god awful. i will say though that part of me will take the blame. he was a virgin b4 we started dating/hooking up and the idea of playing teacher at first was really cool, but then i just got very bored with it. by then it was too late and i felt like if i left him it would end him. ya know, stage 5 clinger."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : full]

11/12/2009 10:41:47 PM

Quote :

"I felt really creepy at work today when i saw d7freestyler's sister, because not only have i never actually met her, i've never even actually met him and i don't even know why i know thats his sister. "

this made me lol

11/12/2009 10:42:14 PM

Quote :

"Ive never like any job Ive ever had so I spend all my free time scheming on ways to make quick money. Lately they normally deal with gambling and end up costing me lots of money."

11/12/2009 10:44:10 PM

Quote :

"I am far too picky in physical matters for how I look. But I consistently bang people WAY hotter than me. I don't question it - I just take it as further proof of how fucking AWESOME I am. It also is a kind of validation that maybe people aren't as worthless in general as I think them to be."

11/12/2009 10:44:23 PM

Quote :

"i find it hot to go down on a guy after we've just had sex"

11/12/2009 10:44:33 PM

someone should send me a confession

11/12/2009 10:44:39 PM