the song they're playing right now during the emmys is the song they played at my college roommate's funeral

9/20/2009 10:24:05 PM

442.02

9/20/2009 10:24:09 PM

so netflix has survivor man episodes on instant watch. i can get my man on no homo

9/20/2009 10:25:18 PM

who is dropdeadkate

9/20/2009 10:30:06 PM

pm sent

9/20/2009 10:30:42 PM

Dan Quayleman

9/20/2009 10:31:45 PM

Fuck, got to do homework

9/20/2009 10:41:18 PM

^^^^ why do you want to know

9/20/2009 10:45:43 PM

ive heard good things about zombieland, i cant wait to see it

9/20/2009 10:45:51 PM

the pic depicted in that chick is hot

oh wait

9/20/2009 10:46:12 PM

Quote :

"GREY'S ANATOMY THURSDAY! "

and it's 2 hours long!!!

9/20/2009 10:47:54 PM

I'm going to make a cocktail.

9/20/2009 10:59:50 PM

i'm hooked on Sopranos and i can't stop watching....and it's late and i need to go to bed

9/20/2009 11:01:25 PM

I really enjoyed the two eps of Pawn Stars I just watched. And now, bird is the word.

9/20/2009 11:03:23 PM

I wanna squeeze some tig ol' bittays.

9/20/2009 11:28:52 PM

<sub>I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun of fat people? It's the same thing."

It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.

When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.

-Ricky Gervais</sub>

9/20/2009 11:37:40 PM

holy crap. i just saw shakira's she wolf video for the first time.

9/20/2009 11:45:52 PM

^^ he's really rather funny

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9/20/2009 11:46:06 PM

so rude...

9/20/2009 11:47:07 PM

did i really just eat that whole bag of life savers wint-o-greens?

9/20/2009 11:50:30 PM

not going into work tomorrow is completely wasted on me sleeping alone

and now I'm being the whiny, jealous one

9/20/2009 11:56:03 PM

why aren't you going into work tomorrow missy?

9/21/2009 12:01:01 AM

i am really getting tired of face the nation and this weeks netcasts. they constantly don't play the right shit.

9/21/2009 12:03:08 AM

not going into work tomorrow is completely wasted on me being sober

9/21/2009 12:04:21 AM

WHY AREN'T YOU FOOLS GOING TO WORK TOMORROW?!

9/21/2009 12:04:57 AM

I've got Monday off since I couldn't take Friday off... was at Myrtle Beach in-between.

9/21/2009 12:06:02 AM

uh oh peggy noonan!!!!

9/21/2009 12:06:42 AM

witnesseth

is it really necessary to use words like this?

and why is my cat going insane.

9/21/2009 12:19:41 AM

punchmonk

9/21/2009 12:19:44 AM

sHANNON

9/21/2009 12:20:25 AM

this stupid cough is keeping me up

9/21/2009 12:26:15 AM

holy crap it's cold this morning

9/21/2009 7:23:53 AM

i would definitely not classify the outdoor temperature this morning as "cold"

9/21/2009 7:24:49 AM

SUCCESS!!! fuck you verizon

9/21/2009 7:26:56 AM

feeling icky

9/21/2009 7:26:58 AM

me and the housemate agree. breakfast hotpockets are needed.

"GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING. you're about to call in sick "

9/21/2009 7:28:16 AM

A GIRL

9/21/2009 7:31:56 AM

^^i considered it...


serious

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 7:34 AM. Reason : welcome back twitchy eye ]

9/21/2009 7:33:50 AM

Quote :

"i would definitely not classify the outdoor temperature this morning as "cold""

in the 40s here this morning

with the windows open, i DID NOT WANT to get out from under the covers

9/21/2009 7:40:33 AM

does quagmire ever stop thinking about A GIRL

9/21/2009 7:59:15 AM

do guys ever stop thinking about girls?

9/21/2009 8:06:26 AM

do girls ever stop thinking about shoes?

and my life has some delicious irony going on right now, i'm at the point where I don't know if i should keep crying about it or just start laughing it off.

9/21/2009 8:14:35 AM

laugh

lifes too short to be crying. srsly

9/21/2009 8:17:25 AM

Is there something wrong with you if you don't think about guys?

9/21/2009 8:17:49 AM

^ but I do like guys I mean, I'm not playing for any other teams.

maybe I'm coming close to being asexual?

9/21/2009 8:21:39 AM

where is the fun in that?

9/21/2009 8:23:27 AM

did I say it was fun?

9/21/2009 8:25:27 AM

i smell so nice right now

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

9/21/2009 8:30:40 AM

I hate that every morning when I first get out of bed I stumple around like I'm drunk for a few minutes....

9/21/2009 8:31:33 AM

wow i was thinking that very same thing when i woke up this morning. only it was more along the lines of "WTF i didn't even drink last night why am i not coordinated enough to hit the snooze button and find my damn towel"

9/21/2009 8:33:51 AM