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"Can someone explain to me how I rented this movie from blockbuster 2 weeks ago to watch over Thanksgiving?"

They apparently paid some fine to break release date to have the movie early...guess they thought it would increase sales...i dunno

12/10/2008 8:38:15 AM

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" The Sun claim that tranny lover Eddie Murphy has signed on to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. The Sun's source said the movie is being developed under the working title of Gotham. It's set to be released in 2010. Christian Bale will be back as Batman and Michael Caine will also play Alfred for a third time. The source went on to say that the movie ends with Batman possibly not surviving an explosion at Wayne Towers. Eddie isn't the only new bitch on board. Shia LaDouche will play Robin and Rachel Weisz is in talks to play Catwoman. Oh and yours truly is in deep throat negotiations to be Christian Bale's head fluffer on the movie."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece




http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00684/SNN1803GX1-280_684409a.jpg

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : link]

12/18/2008 1:48:51 PM

you know thats patently false right?

12/18/2008 2:13:39 PM

PATENTLY

12/18/2008 2:27:33 PM

are you sure?

it seems like credible journalism.

12/18/2008 2:30:34 PM

12/18/2008 4:36:30 PM

If it is false, FoxNews reported on it this morning, so they were punked as well

12/18/2008 4:46:43 PM

Because Fox News is a bastion of upstanding journalism.

12/18/2008 5:07:10 PM

honestly, i'd watch "JOKER" if it was just the joker scenes

12/18/2008 5:19:35 PM

^

12/18/2008 5:20:02 PM

yup

12/18/2008 5:39:52 PM

i'd like to have a poster of this

12/20/2008 1:21:51 PM

i'd like to have a poster of this:



but screw paying 24 dollarbucks on an 11x17 print

12/20/2008 1:43:19 PM

DONUTS N BACON

12/20/2008 1:54:37 PM

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"Rachel Weisz is in talks to play Catwoman"

I wouldn't mind seeing her in some tight black leather

12/20/2008 2:34:01 PM

lol i remember back in the 80s, one of the old screenplays had bill murray as batman and eddie murphy as robin

12/20/2008 2:38:24 PM

lol at a banana in joker's tail pipe.

12/20/2008 2:57:41 PM

I'm posting this again.

Because I want to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o9UmVd7kc

12/20/2008 3:18:45 PM

lol that trailer had scenes from Equilibrium in it....

12/22/2008 12:05:50 PM

and American Psycho

and Running Scared

and The Dark Knight

and a Linkin Park video.

12/22/2008 8:29:55 PM

but not Empire of the Sun or Swing Kids?

12/22/2008 10:41:02 PM

American Psycho was a better movie than TDK

12/23/2008 2:17:35 AM

Yes

12/23/2008 4:43:38 AM

I might have already asked this, but who are the five people Harvey Dent killed?

I remember:
Wuertz (police guy that drove him to Joker's men)
Maroney's driver
Maroney (assuming he died in the crash)

Who are the last two?

12/23/2008 9:51:19 AM

i've always thought one of the 5 the commish is referring to is dent when he said that there were 5 dead

12/23/2008 1:27:47 PM

are we to assume he killed reyes too?

12/23/2008 3:13:37 PM

I thought he let her live?

I figured that of all the people, she would be able to say that Dent wasn't a "white knight" and almost killed her.

12/23/2008 3:24:07 PM

I couldnt figure that out either.

Doesnt he say that some of them were cops when hes talking about what harvey did?

12/23/2008 3:38:09 PM

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"I figured that of all the people, she would be able to say that Dent wasn't a "white knight" and almost killed her."

if she did that then everybody would know she sold rachel/dent out and picked them up

12/23/2008 3:39:23 PM

Didn't Gordon say that 2 of the dead were cops?

12/23/2008 3:39:44 PM

WE FOUND A FLAW IN THE PERFECT MOVIE!!

HA HA

YOU DARK KNIGHT HOMOS CAN PISS OFF

12/23/2008 6:33:42 PM

maybe he's referring to people that had died that night in general. But I haven't seen it in a while, so i have no idea if that would even make sense either.

12/23/2008 6:48:24 PM

shit when i'm watching it i have a list of at least 3 or 4 major plot holes/issues

primarily - bats saves rachel by jumping out the window

joker just decides to leave? its not like harvey was in a really good hiding spot
he was in a closet with a rod shoved through the door - i'm thinking one of the henchmen would have figured out they should look in there...

secondly - what good is an alibi when everyone sees you fucking leave for an undisclosed amount of time with a giant fucking duffel bag on some giant plane

you half expect one of the ballerinas to just wave and yell BYE BRUCE
thats not raising any red flags or anything

third - how did joker know exactly which exit the convoy was going to barrel out of? he has henchmen ready to "rack em p" and take down the helicopter, but either they knew where they were coming out or they had guys ready at every cross street

you could say they knew batman would lead them back to the upper streets, but wasn't the idea that batman was arrested in the convoy

i forget what the other one is but i def brought it up when we were "joker watching" the other night...

(honorable mention - i hope they have a good way of explaining how joker KNEW without a shadow of doubt that cell-phone big boy will wind up in the holding cell)

granted joker is meta-sane and is definitely an amazing planner, but some of that shit is off the deep end...

12/23/2008 6:55:42 PM

Well the sheer complexity of the Joker's plans is ridiculous in itself.

12/23/2008 7:17:05 PM

and the way the swat truck gets knocked into the water is BS too. the entire convoy would have hit the semi that hit the swat truck.

and those concrete barriers dont break like that.

12/23/2008 8:56:35 PM

There is plenty of stuff you can bring up as plot holes or far-fetched ideas like:

How did the Joker know which hospital Dent would end up at? Did he fill them all with explosives?
Why didn't the city check the ferries for bombs before loading them up with people, given that the Joker set off like 4 bombs in the last 24 hours?
How DID the Joker get ahold of a rocket launcher?

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"how did joker know exactly which exit the convoy was going to barrel out of?"

My impression was that the flaming fire engine (which makes me laugh because I always think "They need a... oh") forced the truck into the tunnel and the exit the truck took was the one that took them closest to the prison.

The Joker's plan relied on a large amount of improvisation and luck. So I don't read TOO much into everything.

12/23/2008 9:10:04 PM

What ever happened with the italian mobster claiming he would give the joker up?

It's like he tells the cops the joker has gone to far, and is going to tell them where he's at, then it just cuts to Joker burning the money. It seems like they deleted a scene there, but for some reason left in the scene that sets it up.

12/23/2008 9:20:35 PM

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"How DID the Joker get ahold of a rocket launcher?"

why do you think batman is going to fight al qaeda?

^they're getting ready to move on the joker when he makes the call about killing Reese; they change their priority

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : ^]

12/23/2008 9:20:45 PM

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"secondly - what good is an alibi when everyone sees you ------- leave for an undisclosed amount of time with a giant ------- duffel bag on some giant plane"

If you're going to go that route... what about the pilot that air-hooked them. I guess he got an anonymous call "Hey, Batman would like you to help out on a job."

12/23/2008 10:32:28 PM

Quote :

"why do you think batman is going to fight al qaeda?"

???

12/23/2008 11:25:48 PM

Quote :

"(honorable mention - i hope they have a good way of explaining how joker KNEW without a shadow of doubt that cell-phone big boy will wind up in the holding cell)"

Something that bothers me a lot more than that is how that bomb took out literally every single person in the room, and Joker is shown not even crouched or trying to protect himself at all, just standing there enjoying the moment.

12/24/2008 12:28:59 AM

every single other person in the room except joker AND the guy joker needed alive

^^frank miller is writing a comic book where batman fights al qaeda, to be called "Holy Terror, Batman"

because frank miller is now a whacked out hyper conservative who let 9/11 turn him into the kind of ass he railed against in some of his most seminal works...

if he had his own superman, i'm pretty sure he would be DKR Reagan

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : "I've seen the power of faith"]

12/24/2008 12:52:42 AM

'Dark Knight' vies for Producers Guild best pic

http://tinyurl.com/7fs6db

FYI

1/6/2009 12:03:56 AM

^ i wonder if caroline kennedy has an opinion on this movie

you know, since she lives in "Gotham"

1/6/2009 1:17:10 AM

^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC_rwEm12io

1/6/2009 3:56:23 AM

it's a movie

crazy things happen

1/6/2009 8:03:06 AM

Not that surprising - Heath Ledger won the Golden Globe

1/11/2009 9:03:30 PM

Yeah, good speech by Christopher Nolan too

1/12/2009 8:37:34 AM

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"because frank miller is now a whacked out hyper conservative who let 9/11 turn him into the kind of ass he railed against in some of his most seminal works"

holy switchero, that's spot on... coupled with his woman-hating, i can't handle the guy anymore

1/12/2009 9:37:26 AM

and every damn batman thing i buy for my kid, funds this whackjob....

1/12/2009 11:10:51 AM