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I cant think of a fwp to post for the new page

7/2/2012 10:18:32 AM

Work turned the internet filter back on.

7/2/2012 10:22:10 AM

I only have three days off this week, and I'm having a hard time concentrating on my work today and tomorrow.

7/2/2012 10:33:40 AM

^ same here

7/2/2012 11:22:49 AM

I'm too distracted looking for my next job to get anything done at my current job.

7/2/2012 11:40:04 AM

I'm back in Raleigh visiting and there are too many friends and family to see with not enough time

7/2/2012 12:15:31 PM

My new laptop speakers don't work and I don't want to give it up long enough for a tec to look at it.

7/6/2012 10:30:38 AM

I have to play Words with Friends on my phone app while at work because for some reason my work computer crashes Facebook when I try to load it on there.

7/6/2012 11:28:45 AM

i didnt realize people still played wwf

7/6/2012 11:29:41 AM

Fhqwhgads and I play together all the time

7/6/2012 11:31:20 AM

The entire computer crashes???
I rape in wwf but prefer scrabble.

7/6/2012 11:33:56 AM

This heat and drought are turning my beautiful Compadre Zoysia brown. I water it in the evenings, but the days just dry it out. Need rain, plz.

7/6/2012 11:38:41 AM

this just reminded me to get back into my wwf game I have going as a bet

7/6/2012 11:40:19 AM

Quote :

"The entire computer crashes??? I rape in wwf but prefer scrabble."

Not the computer, just the tab that Facebook is in. It's really weird and I haven't been able to replicate it on any other computer. It happens regardless of browser.

7/6/2012 11:47:34 AM

Best Buy's inventory said they had the new Periphery CD in but when I went to the store they can find it.
The same thing happened the previous week with the new Gojira CD.

7/6/2012 11:58:14 AM

I didn't realize people still bought CDs.

7/6/2012 12:01:39 PM

Quote :

"this just reminded me to get back into my wwf game I have going as a bet "

You still playing for nudez?

7/6/2012 12:06:50 PM

more like winning for nudez

7/6/2012 12:11:50 PM

i cant find a timer that counts up after the countdown has finished

7/6/2012 12:14:55 PM

why can't you just start a stop watch and subtract the count down time you need?

7/6/2012 12:20:37 PM

^^ I used to have one that I bought at the Dollar Tree of all places.

7/6/2012 12:23:56 PM

MY ANDROID TABLET IS DEAD AND MY LAPTOP MOUSE DOES NTO RESPOND OT HE TEXTURE OF THIS TABLE LEAVING ME TO USE THE TOUCH PAD WHICH IS NOT ERGONOMICE

7/7/2012 12:54:21 AM

MY AIRCONDITIONING BLOWS TOO COLD!

7/7/2012 12:55:22 AM

my in dash thermometer is reading the wrong temperature

7/7/2012 11:03:39 PM

it took too long for my AC to get the temp back down to 70 after leaving it set at 84 during our beach trip last week

7/7/2012 11:21:05 PM

The AC isn't working in the locker room at work.

7/8/2012 3:36:42 PM

leaking toilets

7/8/2012 3:44:44 PM

Quote :

"IS NOT ERGONOMICE"

7/8/2012 3:47:11 PM

Family I visited over the weekend, only uses 1-ply toilet paper.

7/9/2012 9:37:07 AM

I accidentally threw away my fork on Friday. Now I have to go to the kitchen and try to find another plastic fork in order to eat my lunch.

7/9/2012 9:38:39 AM

Where's my 4g? Why am i having to use 3g?...

7/10/2012 7:19:50 AM

I hate when cherries get slightly too soft.

7/10/2012 8:39:40 AM

My coffee cups are *almost* too small for the larger serving on the keurig machine, causing me to have to walk very carefully back to my desk so as not to slosh any over the sides.

7/10/2012 8:53:38 AM

I GUESS WE ONLY GET CHERRIES IN THE FIRST WORLD

[Edited on July 10, 2012 at 8:54 AM. Reason : luxuries, dawg]

7/10/2012 8:54:07 AM

Quote :

"I accidentally threw away my fork on Friday. Now I have to go to the kitchen and try to find another plastic fork in order to eat my lunch."

I don't get this....do you use the same plastic fork all month or something? How is this a first world problem?

7/10/2012 9:24:07 AM

My lower back is sore from my kickboxing class last night at my gym

7/10/2012 9:27:08 AM

It was a real fork I threw away

^^^ Third world people would eat the soft cherries and like them! I just give them to my coworkers

[Edited on July 10, 2012 at 9:27 AM. Reason : a]

7/10/2012 9:27:33 AM

forks, whether plastic or metal, are first-world implements.

7/10/2012 9:52:50 AM

Our department color printer is out of service again so now our print jobs are rerouted to the legal department's printer

7/10/2012 1:45:15 PM

I have a sensor on my sports car that gives me a false positive. I have to hit a button on the steering wheel to turn the indicator light off.

7/10/2012 1:55:18 PM

Trying to find hotdogs that AREN'T MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT!

7/10/2012 2:08:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-u0UnKZ_U

7/10/2012 2:09:11 PM

Think I lost my receipt for free wings.

7/11/2012 5:39:00 PM

I want to buy some kettle corn from one of the vendors near my office today, but they don't take cards. I don't have cash and the only ATMs around are BofA .

7/12/2012 8:54:18 AM

Work in a cubicle block with all women = someone audibly crying every other freaking day.

7/13/2012 2:17:42 PM

had to mow my lawn during my lunch break because I'll be out of town this weekend.

7/13/2012 2:21:37 PM

is that what they call it now when you eat your womans vagina

7/13/2012 2:24:24 PM

Starbucks screwed up my drink order and I didn't realize it until I had already driven away from the store

7/30/2012 8:58:26 AM

They had the WHOLE beach from which to pick....and they chose to pitch their tent right in front of me...

7/30/2012 9:22:25 AM

Why do you sit so far back from the water?

7/30/2012 9:29:23 AM