if you were a guy you could also pitch a tent and scare them off

7/30/2012 9:29:37 AM

Quote :

"They had the WHOLE beach from which to pick....and they chose to pitch their tent right in front of me... "

haha I hate when that happens. Last time we were at the beach there were maybe half a dozen groups on the beach and we weren't the closest group to the beach access. And yet this annoying ass family decides to set up their shit right on top of us instead of anywhere else on the goddamn beach where they wouldn't have been near anyone. At least they did it in the afternoon when we were starting to think about leaving anyway.

7/30/2012 9:33:48 AM

Quote :

"Why do you sit so far back from the water?"

Cause I was giving time for the tide to come in...which was going to be hilarious watching this family try to move their stuff once they realized the tide was going to be right there.

But I had to leave before the tide came up far enough

7/30/2012 9:39:42 AM

Ah, you locals being so much smarter than the tourists.

I always plant my chair in the water and just move it back when I can no longer keep my book dry.

[Edited on July 30, 2012 at 9:42 AM. Reason : ]

7/30/2012 9:41:34 AM

Did you think about picking up your stuff and re-situating right in front of their tent so they have to go around you to get to it.

7/30/2012 10:11:52 AM

Yeah...if you just have a chair and a book...nothing wrong with getting right up on the water...but when you have a whole get up cause you and friends or family are going to be out there all day...you wanna put your stuff far enough away from the high tide so that you don't have to move camp...


^If I didn't get called away from the beach when I did...I was totally going to do that...
and I wouldn't have minded one bit of my cigarette smoke had blown back on them...cause I was smoking when they walked up...and generally I will tend to sit away from families with kids when I'm on the beach if I'm smoking...but they walked up pitched that tent and then complained that they are smelling cigarettes...I was just

That's what I get for going to the free access and not just asking a friend if I could park at their house...I totally hate that I had to move out of my ocean front house.

[Edited on July 30, 2012 at 10:15 AM. Reason : ]

7/30/2012 10:12:56 AM

got a new phone and a new case.

i have to take the case off to use the audio jack.

fail.

8/10/2012 9:57:16 AM

Throw it away and get a new phone.

Speaking of which, pretty sure I'm getting a new phone this weekend. Could you start me off right by giving me your stepsister's number?

8/10/2012 9:59:26 AM

haha, no.

just got the new phone last night, after killing my old one at the wedding and refusing to buy a new one. i gave in though.

samsun galaxy III s

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 10:04 AM. Reason : e]

8/10/2012 10:04:17 AM

My phone gets bad reception in the shitter @ work. Webpages taje forever to load!

8/10/2012 10:05:44 AM

Let me know how you like it, I was actually considering that one. Going to stick with Android, just don't know if I should go Samsung or maybe go with the Motorolla Razr Maxx (I almost don't want to consider because of the stupid way they spell that).

8/10/2012 10:09:33 AM

I can't decide if I want to go out to bars tonight, or sit at home and watch a movie.

It is a terribly hard decision.

8/10/2012 1:00:31 PM

I had a hard time picking out the felt sliders to go on the bottom of my furniture for our new hardwood floors being installed today

8/10/2012 1:03:33 PM

I really hate cutting those things out^

8/10/2012 1:05:08 PM

Courtesy of my fiancee, while floating in a pool:
"My wine glass won't fit in the cupholder of my raft"

8/20/2012 1:18:43 AM

Big Turbo upgrade taking longer than expected, must keep driving fail
Dd car or bike to work till complete

8/20/2012 1:30:15 AM

now that my fiance and I are dual income, it is even harder to save money for our wedding and student loans. More money, more problems.

8/20/2012 1:45:28 PM

Today is the last day we'll have catered lunch at my work for awhile

8/24/2012 11:10:12 AM

Parents won't let us borrow their air compressor to install the new hardwood floors, so we have to buy one.

8/24/2012 11:12:34 AM

or just rent one

8/24/2012 11:14:11 AM

My chicken biscuit wasn't very good today. The biscuit was too dry. Should have just gone to Bojangles.

8/28/2012 11:02:38 AM

when i went to the bathroom to take a dump, there was already someone sitting in one of the stalls. i hate taking a shitting beside someone, so i left and will try again in a little while.

8/28/2012 11:05:47 AM

^I, too, hate having a "neighbor" in the restroom.

Thankfully, my building has 9 men's restrooms. (Not counting the ~10 in the building next door which is attached via a short tunnel). So I can always just find one with no other occupants.

8/28/2012 5:28:45 PM

I was sadden that my nook ran out of juice in the middle of a deposit in the bathroom... I stopped halfway, washed up, grabbed my playbook and went back to finish the rest... lolz

8/28/2012 8:34:38 PM

TMI first world problems ITT

8/28/2012 8:35:21 PM

First world problems? 100 orgasms a day.

8/28/2012 8:35:25 PM

When a place doesn't god damn have sweet tea

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/29/2012 1:20:58 AM

I went to Bulkogi for lunch and had kimchi bokkeumbap. I've had kimchi burps all of third and fourth periods.

8/31/2012 1:42:48 PM

Looking to buy a new TV...and there are so many options.

8/31/2012 2:08:49 PM

Quote :

"I went to Bulkogi for lunch and had kimchi bokkeumbap. I've had kimchi burps all of third and fourth periods."

this has probably happened in north korea too

MY FIRST WORLD PROBLEM IS THAT I ENJOY GOING INTO FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS THREADS WHILE I SIT IN MY OFFICE JOB AND TELL PEOPLE 'HEY ASSHOLE, THAT'S NOT A FIRST WORLD PROBLEM', AND THAT KINDA MAKES ME A FIRST WORLD PRICK

[Edited on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM. Reason : btw is jbaz talking about jerkin' it or shitting ]

8/31/2012 3:34:29 PM

^nah, the north koreans dont get that much food on a daily basis.

8/31/2012 4:32:16 PM

no where does it mention the quantity of food consumed.

you can get kimchi burps from one bite of kimchi. which, one can assume, is quite a regular occurrence in north korea.

what's essentially kimchi fried rice, might be slightly less belch inducing, but we're going to go with it.

[Edited on August 31, 2012 at 4:45 PM. Reason : w]

8/31/2012 4:45:00 PM

taco bell gave me cinna twists instead of nachos ....and they gave me the cheese just to rub it in

9/3/2012 8:35:01 PM

I had an amazing 90-minute massage last night, and now my muscles are sore in weird places.

9/5/2012 9:34:29 AM

The Starbucks site is running slow as fuck so I can't add my LivingSocial gift card to my account

9/5/2012 9:50:30 AM

im planning a meeting, and the subject of this meeting, is planning future meetings.

yo dawg.

9/5/2012 10:53:04 AM

I just bought a new toothbrush a couple of weeks ago but now I'm really sick. So I have to go buy another one and break that one in. I hate having to use a brand new toothbrush

9/6/2012 8:27:02 AM

The place I wanted to eat lunch only takes cash. Turns out I only have .75 cents in my wallet when I thought I had a $20 bill in there Guess I'll be eating at Panda Express for lunch since they take debit.

9/11/2012 11:49:33 AM

It's hard to believe that some places still don't take cards. Seems like they'd lose a lot of business that way.

9/11/2012 12:20:32 PM

^^That sounds like a 3rd world problem... who the hell doesn't take cards this day and age in the civilized world?

9/11/2012 12:26:37 PM

haha I know right I get not wanting to pay the fees for accepting debit cards but you can't walk out of that place without spending at least $5. I'm sure they'd be fine.

9/11/2012 12:48:32 PM

my laptop keeps sliding off my lap because I'm still wearing those dri-fit running tights. How am I supposed to find out how far I ran under these conditions

Also, one of the ice packs busted and I am too lazy to fill a ziploc baggie with real ice.

9/11/2012 1:07:29 PM

I can't decide between the black or white iPhone 5 to pre-order

9/14/2012 8:59:43 AM

Had periodontal surgery earlier this week and I'm only supposed to eat soft foods, and for the first few days nothing hot. I'M TIRED OF DELICIOUS MILKSHAKES AND SMOOTHIES.

9/14/2012 12:29:45 PM

Fucking cable box froze up and I had to follow fantasy football on my Ipad for a few minutes!

9/16/2012 2:33:20 PM

I ordered my boyfriend a pretty random two-part present off the internet, where both parts are essential. I just got an email saying "we shipped one of the parts before the other one because we really want to give you good customer service. We won't charge you extra in fees and just wanted to be super awesome."

Except that makes it awkward. Fail.

9/18/2012 10:50:26 PM

So tell him not to open it until he gets both.

Problem solved.

And isn't he on t-dub? Just tell him to read this thread.

9/18/2012 10:52:22 PM

Fareako

^.

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : but he will open it anyway and try to pretend he didn't]

9/18/2012 10:54:33 PM

I'm totally opening it when it gets here.

I

JUST

LIVE

9/18/2012 11:55:14 PM

Posting the last thing on the page, because no one will read it.

9/19/2012 9:33:55 AM