A GIRL

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 8:08 PM. Reason : my bad!]

9/25/2009 8:08:06 PM

i think i'm gonna act like i dropped something heavy in my closet to see if my neighbor hears it and checks to see if i'm ok

9/25/2009 8:15:03 PM

i really don't understand what to do anymore

9/25/2009 8:58:08 PM

debating if i want this fat tire, or go out and get something else

9/25/2009 8:59:05 PM

I'm gonna go... do something else, I guess. Alcohol be all like "EY YO, GO TO SLEEP."

9/25/2009 9:05:11 PM

tell alcohol that it needs to shut up and bring you another beer

9/25/2009 9:06:42 PM

I am so surprised I haven't passed the fuck out yet. It must be the endorphins...

9/25/2009 9:36:28 PM

^count sheeps

9/25/2009 9:43:16 PM

am about to puss out in 3....... 2........ 1......

9/25/2009 9:43:42 PM

^^ i can't count that high

9/25/2009 9:49:16 PM

i think it'd be pretty baller to take showers all day for a living

9/25/2009 9:55:48 PM

Argh. I do not want to take care of zorthage's dog until Sunday morning.
I've gotta pack pack pack. Dude, it'd be easier just to bring Kevin to our house.

9/25/2009 10:04:59 PM

I picked the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie over MacHeads.

9/25/2009 10:18:44 PM

i don't want to be a cock block

9/25/2009 10:22:01 PM

Josh needs to get home so I can go let the doggie out.

9/25/2009 10:23:17 PM

My boss just sent me an email telling me that I need to use "we" more when I emailed our client so that they think that we're working together, even though I'm doing all the work.

I have no idea how to respond to that in a respectful manner.

9/25/2009 10:23:31 PM

If you're representing a company when working with a client, that is the 'proper' way. Sucks because you feel you loose the feeling of accomplishment though

9/25/2009 10:24:52 PM

There's only two of us.

I feel like it's her not wanting to look bad in front of the client.

She told me last week that she had nothing to do because I'm doing all the work, so I'm trying my hardest not to respond to her and tell her to shove it

9/25/2009 10:25:48 PM

i'm gonna make a london broil in the crock pot tomorrow morning with potatoes and carrots and celery and onion....omg it's gonna be so good come dinnertime

9/25/2009 10:29:14 PM

do people buy used cap and gowns on craigslist?

9/25/2009 10:35:30 PM

out drinking but still kinda bored. thus why im on tww on my phone

9/25/2009 10:40:56 PM

hungry but I don't know what I want

9/25/2009 10:41:35 PM

I'm so happy to lay down and sleep right now.

9/25/2009 10:42:31 PM

9/25/2009 10:52:18 PM

i'm going to drink beer and watch football all day tomorrow....and i can't wait

9/25/2009 10:56:23 PM

I'm going to work all day tomorrow.

9/25/2009 10:57:15 PM

I saw a cute boy on facebook

he's friends with qntmken

9/25/2009 11:01:14 PM

god I miss that girl... can't wait to see her next weekend

9/25/2009 11:09:41 PM

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

9/25/2009 11:16:51 PM

^ OMG YOU TOO?




fire in the hole!

9/25/2009 11:35:27 PM

to pop another vicodin or not?

9/25/2009 11:45:09 PM

duh

9/25/2009 11:45:56 PM

I wish I could edit PMs. I hate sending 'too' vs 'to' like typos. Ninja edits FTW

9/25/2009 11:55:58 PM

my husband has never seen Howard The Duck.

seriously!??!?!

9/26/2009 12:28:26 AM

haha theoretical movie ending


instead of theatrical


wait there was fgunnier

nah i better get on to bed

9/26/2009 12:31:03 AM

ugh i can't even type it b/c it's so pitiful.

9/26/2009 12:33:14 AM

someone tell me where to find episode 7 (release me) (season 2) of true blood online. NOT surf the channel. it doesn't work

NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENSSSSSSS

9/26/2009 12:53:47 AM

epic amounts of fail in a 6 hour time span

9/26/2009 1:40:59 AM

I'm here to tell you all that all of life is shit.

The big differences are that some days are just a solid doody log.

Others...well they are full on jungle dysentery.

9/26/2009 1:51:38 AM

How is it already 3am?

9/26/2009 3:05:34 AM

definitely tired, but don't know why im still sitting here on my phone on tww in bed when i should be passing out after tonight

9/26/2009 3:47:57 AM

i do not feel ok


and im posting this here to remind myself i have messages in my inbox which i dont feel like responding to right now, ill see this later and respond then

9/26/2009 6:59:32 AM

up way too early

9/26/2009 8:17:18 AM

i think einstein and zelaya would be 2 EASY costumes to pull off...

9/26/2009 8:19:33 AM

i need to shave, this beard is an itchy bastard

9/26/2009 8:21:07 AM

drinking sucks

9/26/2009 8:21:18 AM

^you take it back!

9/26/2009 8:30:44 AM

consider it taken back, d00d

9/26/2009 8:31:33 AM

lol

9/26/2009 8:31:40 AM

Man, that's strange. I went through a good amount of scotch and woke up without any sort of hangover.

Woke up with some diabeetus problems, though, lol.

9/26/2009 10:11:01 AM