lol

9/26/2009 9:41:26 PM

^

9/26/2009 9:43:20 PM

i've got gas

fucking ice cream

9/26/2009 9:44:09 PM

it's pouring and I love it

9/26/2009 9:47:16 PM

i wish it was pouring

where are you?

9/26/2009 9:48:09 PM

DC... i have my slider open and my windows... awesome

9/26/2009 9:49:00 PM

hahah we have all the windows in the house open as well as the sliding glass door. it's great

9/26/2009 9:49:36 PM

i took steps without the boot or the crutch tonight...

i feel like a toddler learning to walk!

9/26/2009 9:57:57 PM

Quote :

"This character has the red proto drake for completing the Glory of the Hero achievements, and the 200 stone keeper shard mammoth!"

!!!! LOLOL

9/26/2009 10:04:03 PM

i want out of the dog house =/

9/26/2009 10:06:26 PM

^perhaps try not being a dog for once?

9/26/2009 10:10:01 PM

i'm a cat anyways(a pussy)

wonder whats so bad about dating

9/26/2009 10:26:10 PM

oh boo. having a cold = not being able to hang out with friends tonight

9/26/2009 10:28:28 PM

jeeze.....glad we didn't loose

9/26/2009 10:37:38 PM

I am happy.

9/26/2009 10:59:31 PM

you get my text?

9/26/2009 11:00:15 PM

drunk o meter
sober<--------------------O--------->drunkedtard

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9/26/2009 11:01:32 PM

urkel is singing on tv, the fuck?

he isn't bad either

9/26/2009 11:04:23 PM

i CANNOT wait until i can wear two shoes again!

9/26/2009 11:06:22 PM

fuck yes

homework is DONE

though at this point it's too late to go out as first I would have to shower. lame

9/26/2009 11:15:10 PM

yay almost done

9/26/2009 11:22:38 PM

toes

they are not cat food

9/27/2009 12:05:16 AM

huh?

9/27/2009 12:07:46 AM

i am getting my toes eaten

9/27/2009 12:08:41 AM

by your cat?

9/27/2009 12:09:45 AM

haha its not even mine i am just the only one home

cat on crack. it's hilarious

minus the part where i can't sleep b/c he keeps pouncing on me

9/27/2009 12:17:21 AM

cats are crazy

9/27/2009 12:18:30 AM

9/27/2009 1:14:43 AM

haha, mutual friends ftw.......

9/27/2009 1:21:26 AM

D-N-L

9/27/2009 1:23:10 AM

damn i got fucking wasted tonight

9/27/2009 1:35:05 AM

sleeeeeeeeeeeeepy

9/27/2009 1:35:23 AM

I'm bored

9/27/2009 6:00:54 AM

AWESOME NIGHT and time for bed! haha its 3 here not 6...


I may be 50% still in love with my ex...

9/27/2009 6:19:34 AM

Did you fuck him?

9/27/2009 6:30:13 AM

is it ever going to stop raining!

9/27/2009 12:09:07 PM

Disco Biscuits in Charlotte tonight!

9/27/2009 12:16:31 PM

I need to go clothes shopping at some point today....

Seafood Festival next weekend!

9/27/2009 12:19:48 PM

i'm thinking about football
and how willie parker better do something worthwhile today or i'm gonna drop his black ass

9/27/2009 12:40:54 PM

^ahahahahaha

9/27/2009 12:46:26 PM

If you sweat a lot, please to make sure that you wear enough deoderant!

9/27/2009 12:53:38 PM

9/27/2009 12:56:03 PM

<sub>In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"

In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."</sub>

9/27/2009 1:18:29 PM

Woke up at 1, just in time for football

9/27/2009 1:26:31 PM

why can't i watch the Green Bay game??? god damnit, why the fuck isn't Greg Jennings even on the board yet?!

9/27/2009 1:41:37 PM

wtf tory holt, whats wrong with your finger?



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9/27/2009 1:48:29 PM

9/27/2009 1:49:52 PM

9/27/2009 1:55:30 PM

ohay

9/27/2009 1:55:50 PM

lol hi

9/27/2009 1:57:15 PM