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"i want a gf to be really dominant in the sack, but i dont want to be humiliated or spanked or anything painful. i'm concerned that will be impossible to find. "

11/12/2009 11:32:09 PM

^ i don't think that's that hard to find

11/12/2009 11:33:00 PM

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"i am jealous of your geekiness! "

i'm not all that geeky

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"sometimes when i take a shit, i stick my finger (covered with toilet paper) in my asshole. not real far, maybe just past the first knuckle of my middle finger. but enough to touch the tip of my turd. then i can wiggle it around a bit and that makes it slide right out. "

okay, this shit had me LOLing. (get it? this shit?)

11/12/2009 11:33:20 PM

Jesus Christ

I want to know what guys are sending this shit

This is some of the lamest stuff I've ever read

11/12/2009 11:33:23 PM

anyone else notice i had the first and last post on page 46?


lolz

11/12/2009 11:33:59 PM

I want to be spanked- any tww girls willing to PM me something juicy/kinky?

11/12/2009 11:34:00 PM

Quote :

"i had a korean roommate who would talk to her parents in korean all the time. most asians sound realllly annoying when they talk after 30 minutes on the phone. but im not racist."

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11/12/2009 11:34:06 PM

major at some of this stuff.

think i'm signing out...hahaha

11/12/2009 11:34:29 PM

that shit finger thing is disgusting

11/12/2009 11:34:50 PM

Quote :

"i'm jealous of this thread. "

11/12/2009 11:35:04 PM

holy christ evan, that's one of the funniest confessions I have ever heard!

11/12/2009 11:35:20 PM

Quote :

" I wonder if anyone has posted their own confessions in a quote box to see what people would say "

11/12/2009 11:35:59 PM

^^ should have said 'holy shit'

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ^s]

11/12/2009 11:36:04 PM

someone please tell me how spanking (not in the demeaning way) is kinky

seems pretty tame.

11/12/2009 11:36:34 PM

^ agreed.

11/12/2009 11:37:17 PM

I don’t get how this thread works… are people that are reading/posting in the thread PMing other people in the thread their own confessions, and those people are posting them “anonymously”?

11/12/2009 11:37:25 PM

gg

11/12/2009 11:37:58 PM

Yes

11/12/2009 11:38:08 PM

spanking during sex is as common as breathing during sex.

11/12/2009 11:38:18 PM

haha what a moron

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11/12/2009 11:38:32 PM

spanking kinda grosses me out

11/12/2009 11:38:57 PM

oh you shush

11/12/2009 11:39:29 PM

Quote :

"add me to the list of TWWers that is getting laid because of this thread. "

oh and:

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"" I wonder if anyone has posted their own confessions in a quote box to see what people would say ""

answer:

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""there are a few confessions that i've posted that were actually mine. i didnt want to send them to someone else, afraid of what they'd say, but posted them to see if they would get any reaction. none of them did""

11/12/2009 11:39:35 PM

Quote :

"Quote : " I wonder if anyone has posted their own confessions in a quote box to see what people would say ""

this actually has happened already. the person contacted me and told me what they thought. haha

11/12/2009 11:40:20 PM

it was kind of ironic because i was wondering that myself but decided to put it in a quote box for fun

11/12/2009 11:41:38 PM

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"I don't believe anyone when they say this thread will get them laid. I want to hear this thread got me laid. "

Amen brother

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[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : or sister]

11/12/2009 11:41:58 PM

lol

11/12/2009 11:42:00 PM

Goodnight yall.... feel free to leave me some good ones

sweet dreams to all!

11/12/2009 11:42:20 PM

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"one time i suffocated myself and beat off. was incredible but i broke just about every capillary in my face and i'm pretty sure my family doctor knew what i did and why i did it"

11/12/2009 11:42:41 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for us to trade blowjobs. It sort of scares me that the thought of that gets me off."

11/12/2009 11:43:14 PM

^lol

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[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : i see we have two gays in this thread.]

11/12/2009 11:43:41 PM

goodnight Samwise16



yall leave me some confessions!!!

11/12/2009 11:44:01 PM

I'm outta here

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : feel free to leave confessions]

11/12/2009 11:44:07 PM

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"I'M FUCKING GLAD I INTENTIONALLY DROPPED OUT OF THAT LIKE OVER A YEAR AGO"

11/12/2009 11:45:42 PM

Quote :

"I so have a crush on shawnac123 If she were in my area I would totally ask her out. "

11/12/2009 11:45:55 PM

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"i've always wanted to date OBC "

11/12/2009 11:46:26 PM

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"I just realized that tomorrow there will be no Internet at my job because they're rewiring the office so I won't be able to view this thread. And that makes me a sad panda."

11/12/2009 11:46:44 PM

Yep... definitely weak e-game time of night...

Off to bed for me. Leave me one or two plz so I can laugh.

11/12/2009 11:47:02 PM

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"Commitment terrifies me. Not like dating, but serious commitment. I've dated the same girl for the better part of a half dozen years and it scares the shit out of me to even think about marrying anyone. I mean I don't ever even think about cheating, but just can't fathom really committing. I think mostly it has to do with my inability to have any sort of real emotions. I don't feel bad about it either."

11/12/2009 11:47:35 PM

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"someone please tell me how spanking (not in the demeaning way) is kinky seems pretty tame."

im thinking you are getting the wrong impression of "spanking"

me and my big ass hands cant strike hard enough to please some of these spank fetish chicks, im tellin ya

11/12/2009 11:47:36 PM

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"i'm one of those girls that enjoys REALLY rough sex - but if you met me in real life, you wouldn't think that AT ALL"

11/12/2009 11:48:57 PM

^^ right. there is the light playful spanking, then there is the red assed you can't sit the next day spanking

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ^s]

11/12/2009 11:48:58 PM

Quote :

"one morning i was brushing my teeth at work in the bathroom sink. when brushing the back of my tongue i had a gag reflex, and unexpectedly threw up everything i ahd recently ate: coffee and a breakfast burrito and a hash brown, all half digested, went all in the sink and clogged it up. i turned and snuck out of there and didnt tell anyone. there was a guy in the stall taking a dump at the time. he didnt know what had happend, when he came out and saw the sink right then someone else came in and saw him standing there with a disgusted look. He said he didnt do it, but to this day everyone still thinks he's the one who did it. the facilities guys talked a lot of shit about him at the time."

Did not read this, person could've just confessed a murder for all i know

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11/12/2009 11:49:06 PM

Quote :

"i heart khcadwal and would like to go shopping with her. and to like...a cat park (instead of a dog park) "

that's cute. i have kitties in my gallery

11/12/2009 11:49:16 PM

send me moar confessions!!

11/12/2009 11:49:42 PM

Someone didn't post mine.

11/12/2009 11:51:35 PM

I want some confessions too...I'm bored.

11/12/2009 11:52:11 PM

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"When I was in high school, I went to my friend's lake house one weekend. His extended family was there also. One morning when most everyone was out of the house, I went into the uncle's room and wrote down his credit card information. I bought porn with it later in the week. I've felt guilty for that ever since, but it was a great $20 spent."

Quote :

"I am turned on by two guys having sex, but I don't know if it's weird since I am a girl. Then again I'm turned on by just about any humans having sex. "

Quote :

"I'm deliberately cold to girls who might be interested in dating me. It's just easier that way, even though I'm sure I come off as an ass. I'm awkward around women anyway unless I'm certain it's established there's no romantic interest there. "

why does everyone send me the ones about gay stuff?

11/12/2009 11:53:07 PM

Quote :

"I'm bummed that nobody has confessed about finding me attractive. "

Quote :

"u seem like a complete hottie. "

Quote :

"I don't know why but I always seem to get kinda depressed this time of night. I even had a really great day today, so I don't know why I'm feeling all blue now."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : MOARRRRRRRRRR]

11/12/2009 11:53:39 PM

Quote :

"it really annoys me that i don't get hit on as much as i should. i'm an attractive female with a nice body, but most importanly I'M SMART. get on this shit already, d00dz. "

11/12/2009 11:54:42 PM