MR SCRUMPLES IM A MARRIED WOMAN FOR GODS SAKE

it's ok, kabes. you know im only teasin'.

9/30/2009 3:29:20 PM

bad form Yao Ming...tsk tsk tsk.

and yes i do scrumps...while we were sitting at Piazza we were certain of another truck meets bridge accident! but he figured it out

9/30/2009 3:33:18 PM

i'm dizzy

9/30/2009 3:33:39 PM

i need a nap

9/30/2009 3:35:12 PM

what the hell is on this card?

9/30/2009 3:41:58 PM

seriously

what the christ?

9/30/2009 3:46:31 PM

9/30/2009 4:02:36 PM

Seconded.

9/30/2009 4:03:57 PM

1. I can't MAKE a client answer the phone and give me the answers we need.
2. I can't read TWO of your minds to know what the fuck is going on.
3. I AM DONE WITH THIS "CAREER"!

9/30/2009 4:06:27 PM

God I'm glad I don't hear from these folks anymore btw. It's a much nicer existence to be honest.

9/30/2009 4:08:24 PM

for some reason i am having separation anxiety from my puppy today


i want to go home and spend some time with him...


i suppose it's because i abandoned him last night

9/30/2009 4:15:58 PM

Yep, I'm over it. Half hour then I'm done!

9/30/2009 4:21:01 PM

hahahahahaha, it's like he knew I was mad at him...he just came in here all bubbly and friendly

*grrrrr*

I'm trying to NOT like my job damnit! You don't make this very easy

9/30/2009 4:33:22 PM

By mid-november I'll totally have a sweet upgrade done to my cubicle at work. From a 6x8 to an 8x10. Of course, this now means I'll be 3/4 mile from my old office, and I'll have to walk that distance to get to where my work is instead of the short walk I had before!

Oh joyous bureaucratic efficiency.

9/30/2009 4:37:59 PM

How the hell can this bar not serve potato skins!?!

9/30/2009 4:42:10 PM

Yay, I will finally have a clean car today.

9/30/2009 4:52:52 PM

go straight home or swing by urban outfitters???

9/30/2009 4:58:09 PM

ugh.

i'm tired of being entirely stuck with people who have entirely zero interesting conversational capabilities

9/30/2009 5:15:19 PM

BREWPUB TONIGHT

9/30/2009 5:17:26 PM

i fell flat on my face on a sidewalk today

9/30/2009 5:19:57 PM

poor sidewalk

9/30/2009 5:20:58 PM

that's what it gets for being uneven

9/30/2009 5:21:52 PM

its always darkest before you pass out

9/30/2009 5:36:13 PM

my dad is being an asshole so I'm going to slow down the internet to a frustrating want to throw your computer out the window speed....

9/30/2009 5:40:35 PM

ah yes, i guess you're still alive.

friends you may know, blast from the past edition, jr. high school girl friends.

9/30/2009 5:41:12 PM

I have a movie date tonight and can't decide between watching "Extract" or "The Informant!"

9/30/2009 5:44:33 PM

how about focusing on washing your snatch for the guy

9/30/2009 5:46:25 PM

Someone has sand in his cooter.

9/30/2009 5:53:50 PM

sand in your vagina ?



how intriguing

9/30/2009 6:01:00 PM

eww gross


my dog stinks...


but i probably do too

9/30/2009 6:02:58 PM

annndd just passed 40 hours at work this week.

(in three days)

9/30/2009 6:04:58 PM

lackey

9/30/2009 6:09:48 PM

Woohoo new external flat panel monitor for the office... Officially geeked out

9/30/2009 6:17:28 PM

Obama Says, Get a Degree!

fuck you facebook! i gots a degree! Two!

9/30/2009 6:18:38 PM

You tell em!

9/30/2009 6:20:52 PM

i did by clickin the X but that bitch kept comming up

9/30/2009 6:21:51 PM

I think it's a safe bet that I don't have a CD mailer lying about.

9/30/2009 7:13:35 PM

i don't own an umbrella
if it rains i'm gonna get wet
and i don't buy green bananas
cause i don't plan that far ahead

9/30/2009 7:15:09 PM

i think i'm going to paint my toenails

finish watching season 3 of big love


read a little


and go to bed

9/30/2009 7:16:23 PM

Naw son.

9/30/2009 7:20:44 PM

I'm going to go out and skate for a bit... Something tells me there will be a lot of skaters where I am going...

9/30/2009 7:23:34 PM

I'm gonna try and take a nap. I'm sooo exhausted. But there's sooo much to do...

9/30/2009 7:25:26 PM

i really need to clean my house

9/30/2009 7:28:15 PM

I can't bring myself to work on this damn paper... fuck!

9/30/2009 7:28:18 PM

Yeah, I'm not doing this homework that's due tomorrow.

9/30/2009 7:31:02 PM

I am missing $20 and my ID. I must find these things before the Seafood Fest so I can drink.

9/30/2009 7:32:29 PM

i'm feeling kinda with a little bit of and mixed in.

9/30/2009 7:32:59 PM

Good for you.

Fuck homework sons.

9/30/2009 7:33:31 PM

4 more business days until 2 weeks of freedom. pls time pass quickly.

9/30/2009 7:35:27 PM

i wouldnt mind it, but this paper is retarded- I gotta right a commentary on a scientific journal entry that makes absolutely no sense to me (or anyone else in my class that I have talked to about it)

9/30/2009 7:36:14 PM