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who brought the brownies?!?!

10/19/2009 10:07:26 AM

What's annoying about brownies?

10/19/2009 10:40:48 AM

they are the kind of brownies that bind directly to your hips and ass. they have no mercy

10/19/2009 10:45:28 AM

Lol, oh those kind?

I haven't had a brownie in forever so if you want to send my way I wouldn't mind haha

10/19/2009 10:52:52 AM

the bitch even put little chocolate chips on top of them

10/19/2009 10:53:36 AM

but they are so good

10/19/2009 11:02:23 AM

One of my current annoyances is with the guy that's visiting from another company. He's temporarily setup shop in my office (made for 2 occupants), and he'll leave his cell phone in here when he leaves for any amount of time. His ringtone is set as Toby Keith's "American ride", and the loudness of it scares the shit out of me when it rings.

10/19/2009 11:18:33 AM

my coworker's husband is an annoying prick who can't seem to call less than 4 times before he finally figures out that she isn't at her desk.

she walks away, and leaves her cell phone on the desk - a nails-on-the-chalkboard-type "MOMMY ANSWER THE PHONE" ringtone.

her desk phone rings.
her cell phone rings.
her desk phone rings.
her cell phone rings.

it's always him

10/19/2009 11:23:15 AM

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"they are the kind of brownies that bind directly to your hips and ass."

o baby!

10/19/2009 11:31:20 AM

no baby

10/19/2009 11:35:47 AM

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"they are the kind of brownies that bind directly to your hips and ass. they have no mercy "

But were they made with the Perfect Brownie™ while wearing a Snuggie™?

™

10/19/2009 12:08:48 PM

There were 6 people copied on that first email. I replied to you and you alone, with a question that I needed answered before proceeding. Then you replied to my question with a question, leaving me with yet another question, and you copied the whole original group when you replied to me...for what?

Nothing is resolved, and I still have questions. I will reply to the whole group when the task is done, but do you really want to clog everyone's inbox with our back-and-forth questions?

Stupid. Fucking. Clients.

10/19/2009 12:53:58 PM

Coworkers that complain that they are so swamped with work but then spend half an hour telling another coworker about her cats/kids/weekend

10/19/2009 12:57:55 PM

have we really not yet learned the difference between "reply" and "reply all"? seriously people?? i'm going to shoot myself in the face

10/19/2009 6:28:28 PM

haha, those are always fun. Then you get people who reply to all to that message telling the other one that they hit reply to all.

10/19/2009 6:46:20 PM

lol

my ex-boss was the fucking worst for that. i'd ask a small, almost insignificant question to just him about something possibly not even relating to what the email was about just because i didn't feel like making a new email for it

but oh hell yea, he'd hit reply all and everyone would now know we were going to get lunch at 1:30. even the guys on another continent.

10/19/2009 6:47:53 PM

i love finding 675 messages saying... "please remove me from this mailing list. thanks." "remove me too. thanks." "stop hitting reply all!" "stop replying - you are part of the problem!" "please remove me."
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10/19/2009 6:53:19 PM

two fat old bitches were standing in front of the coffee prep area, talking in low voices about someone, obviously some sort of gossipy bullshit.

and they are right smack in the fucking way of anyone who wants to get at the coffee.

so i'm moving into the area to get my coffee, bitch still doesnt move. so i crowd right into her space, and all she does is make a half-turn so that her back is to me and lowers her voice even more and keeps on talking about whoever they're talking about.

hey fuckhead, there's plenty of goddamned room in this 200,000 square foot building, there's plenty of room in the cafeteria, the damn place is empty, and theres even plenty of room 5 feet over to your left away from the motherfucking coffee station.

okay. i guess there IS one thing that bugs me at work, and it's when someone fucks with the coffee.




[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 2:08 AM. Reason : ]

10/20/2009 2:04:35 AM

fucking network issues

i can't do anything but play on the internet right now. i mean, that's all i ever do...but it would be nice if i had the option of doing real work

10/20/2009 10:18:21 AM

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"my ex-boss was the fucking worst for that. i'd ask a small, almost insignificant question to just him about something possibly not even relating to what the email was about just because i didn't feel like making a new email for it but oh hell yea, he'd hit reply all and everyone would now know we were going to get lunch at 1:30. even the guys on another continent."

That doesn't make any sense. If you asked the question to just him then why would it matter if he hit reply to all?

10/20/2009 10:20:45 AM

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"i guess there IS one thing that bugs me at work, and it's when someone fucks with the coffee."

with you there

It annoys me when someone gets coffee before it is finished

10/20/2009 10:26:23 AM

yes

that throws off the whole batch

respect the upside down cup under the carafe assholes

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : e]

10/20/2009 10:28:15 AM

Thumper you sound like you're the biggest passive-aggressive bitch in your office. Stop whining so much.

10/20/2009 10:29:40 AM

this is the thread for whining

duh

10/20/2009 10:29:58 AM

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"It annoys me when someone gets coffee before it is finished"

Why? I like my coffee stronger, plus my time is far too valuable to waste waiting for coffee to brew.

10/20/2009 10:31:58 AM

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"plus my time is far too valuable to waste waiting for coffee to brew replying to threads on TWW."

10/20/2009 10:36:59 AM

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"Thumper you sound like you're the biggest passive-aggressive bitch in your office. Stop whining so much."

I think this is true with most receptionists

10/20/2009 10:38:04 AM

i am soooo not a receptionist

10/20/2009 10:39:43 AM

Fine, what is your glorified title?

10/20/2009 10:55:21 AM

the amount of stupid im having to deal with today is crazy

10/20/2009 10:55:57 AM

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"plus my time is far too valuable to waste waiting for coffee to brew replying to threads on TWW."

If I had to wait for coffee I wouldn't have time to reply to tww thread. Duh.

10/20/2009 10:56:08 AM

i'd have imagined you'd be pretty used to dealing with stupid.

considering

10/20/2009 10:56:25 AM

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"Fine, what is your glorified title?"

i'm in Risk Management.
suffice it to say, my phone rings a total of maybe 5 times a day. we have a front desk admin who answers the phones (and does other office-type things).

10/20/2009 10:59:06 AM

you dont have to be snooty

10/20/2009 10:59:47 AM

i'm not being snooty i'll explain what i do to anyone who has a few minutes. it just takes awhile to explain because most people go cross-eyed when i say i'm in the energy trading industry

10/20/2009 11:00:47 AM

^^^ Thanks for posting that!

hahahah

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 11:02 AM. Reason : ]

10/20/2009 11:01:05 AM

basically a fancy way of saying she runs errands, picks up dry cleaning, and buys supplies at SAM's Club

10/20/2009 11:01:36 AM

no one in my office picks up dry cleaning unless it's their own. and i have explained that Sam's Club thing to death in another thread. bump that.

10/20/2009 11:03:47 AM

don't forget that I like my shirts steam pressed, not folded

10/20/2009 11:05:15 AM

i'll get right on that

i love providing you guys with a constant source of entertainment. whatever will you do with yourselves when i'm gone?

10/20/2009 11:06:19 AM

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"i'd have imagined you'd be pretty used to dealing with stupid. considering"

considering what?

10/20/2009 11:06:47 AM

same thing they do when a woman leaves, find another one.

10/20/2009 11:07:52 AM

^^ lol

10/20/2009 11:08:07 AM

Good call on removing your place of employment

They probably don't like their receptionist playing on TWW all day

10/20/2009 11:10:22 AM

^^ just trying to see why kind of asshole comment hes trying to make

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : fsasdf]

10/20/2009 11:10:48 AM

i'm not a god damned receptionist

10/20/2009 11:11:18 AM

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"^^ just trying to see why kind of asshole comment hes trying to make "

He's already made it

hoes ftw!

10/20/2009 11:12:00 AM

ok secretary ^^

jk

^ you're an idiot

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 11:13 AM. Reason : fsfas]

10/20/2009 11:12:00 AM

I QUIT

10/20/2009 11:12:34 AM

U MAD?

10/20/2009 11:12:48 AM