what is wrong with your dresses?

7/29/2008 7:48:46 PM

they are too small across the boobs and too big everywhere else

7/29/2008 7:49:55 PM

stop having such big boobs!

I mistyped such as suck 4 times while making that post. Freudian slip, ftw.

7/29/2008 7:51:14 PM

at least you dont have the reverse problem

are they all from the same place?

7/29/2008 7:51:50 PM

yeah....they are all dresses from avon...

so cute in the catalogs....so crappy when i try them on...

i can send them back but it's still disappointing

7/29/2008 7:53:06 PM

it seems like banana is always like that too. Looks so cute and and i try it on and its just not cut well for my body. Like you said its just really disappointing, especially sense they have great sales

I bet gap would have dresses that would fit you well

7/29/2008 7:57:05 PM

gap clothes always look like shit on me...

i think they only thing i've ever bought from the gap that fit was a skirt about 6 years ago....

there isn't a brand that particularly fits me well...


i just have to try on everything and see...

the only thing i've ordered out of a catalog in years that fit correctly were cotton pants from banana republic....the j.crew ones sucked...

7/29/2008 8:01:15 PM

hey

everybody

more importantly

asheboro is about to get alcohol

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com/NC/Randolph/7226/7818/en/summary.html

7/29/2008 8:01:58 PM

woot!

7/29/2008 8:16:09 PM

FUCK

YEA

sorry for the thread hijacking

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 8:16 PM. Reason : it passed]

7/29/2008 8:16:47 PM

LET'S GO TO CHILI'S!!!!

7/29/2008 8:27:47 PM

LET'S DO IT!!1!

7/29/2008 8:52:31 PM

that's where i was when i found out asheboro was dry

7/29/2008 8:54:53 PM

well now you can find out we're wet dammit

7/29/2008 8:55:15 PM

that's what she said?

7/29/2008 8:55:41 PM

more like that's what you said

amirite?

7/29/2008 8:56:55 PM

7/29/2008 8:57:40 PM

i see what you did there

7/29/2008 8:58:20 PM

so i just washed and dried one of the dresses i've had for a while to see if i could shrink it...

well...i did...

i got a LOT shorter


i'm not sure i can wear it and keep my butt covered

7/29/2008 9:16:03 PM

what i dont understand is bebe the clothes are all cut for tall, skinny bitches. However, every time I have tried on a dress the thing has been up to my crotch. I have NO idea how a tall chick could wear that stuff without flashing her snatch around

7/29/2008 9:19:15 PM

because most of those girls have long legs and short torsos...

one of my good friends wears a lot of bebe stuff and that's how she is....

she can wear the shortest stuff but it's because she's all legs instead of body....so it's actually longer on her than it would be on most

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : the chick i work with is like that as well]

7/29/2008 9:21:15 PM

What a boring ass dinner meeting

7/29/2008 9:28:22 PM

well was the dinner good at least?

7/29/2008 9:37:13 PM

it was fucking dumb

why go to a bbq place in nc that's memphis style

7/29/2008 9:45:06 PM

get to 40K queer so we can celebrate

7/29/2008 9:46:50 PM

yeah...that sucks

7/29/2008 9:47:05 PM

just posted photos of the cards i made for divababy in my gallery

if you like them request some of your own they wont be the same, but even more unique

7/29/2008 9:47:23 PM

those are adorable

7/29/2008 9:49:07 PM

ok slave famous a few more

7/29/2008 9:49:31 PM

^^ thanks lol i showed you them briefly at the bar haha but dont thinki you remember.

hand stamped with embellishments and ribbons

didnt take a picture of one that has a chef with a frying pan the says whats cookin good looking

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : jsdkl]

7/29/2008 9:52:10 PM

two!

7/29/2008 9:54:29 PM

oh yeah...

i definitely don't remember that...

are you people even sure it was ME that was at the bar saturday night....

i'm beginning to think it was somebody else

7/29/2008 9:55:01 PM

ha ha nah, we saw you and asked josh, and he was like oh yea, then my boyfriend called you over and you were friendly but had no idea who we were

7/29/2008 9:55:50 PM

i know...


i just wish i had remembered actually meeting you guys...

along with the vast majority of the night

7/29/2008 9:56:37 PM

hurry up shoes cuz I made you a present

7/29/2008 9:57:55 PM

it's a big turd isn't it?

7/29/2008 9:58:30 PM

no

I'm an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole

7/29/2008 9:59:15 PM

a little turd?

7/29/2008 9:59:41 PM

you're just going to have to wait

7/29/2008 10:01:26 PM

that's what she said!

7/29/2008 10:01:52 PM

k..i'll ramble then

7/30/2008 9:32:01 AM

yay

OH!!! Guess who called me at like 12 last night?

I guess I haven't been forgotten!

7/30/2008 9:32:49 AM

nvm

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 9:33 AM. Reason : i got to do work and i thought it was just gonna be ^^ rambleing ]

7/30/2008 9:33:02 AM

^^

7/30/2008 9:34:11 AM

i never realized how much neil young actually sounds a lot like most of the texas singer/songwriter music i love so...

7/30/2008 9:36:01 AM

where the horrorscope lady?

7/30/2008 9:36:25 AM

i've already done it for today

7/30/2008 9:37:49 AM

jamming to phil lesh may have been just what i needed this morning...


talk about mellow

7/30/2008 10:14:40 AM

so did you shrink like 3 inches or what? i dont remember you being as short as you were before

7/30/2008 10:16:32 AM

i'm 5'10"


how in the hell do you remember me being over 6'

7/30/2008 10:18:04 AM