i bet this guy makes BANK!!

4/6/2011 12:17:03 PM

"can you identify what you mean by 'speeding ticket' ?"

4/6/2011 12:17:25 PM

Yeth suur!

4/6/2011 12:17:37 PM

I an unrelated note... why didn't those veterans just take a bus. It's just NC, it's probably shorter just to drive considering time getting to the airport early, waiting for takeoff, etc. Probably could have sent a lot more by bus for 56K as well.

Meh, good thing to do to serve people that served the country.

(feed got hijacked by the noon news)

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:20 PM. Reason : -]

4/6/2011 12:18:34 PM

I bet he got his speeding ticket while speeding away after ditching the body!

MURDERER!!!314159265

4/6/2011 12:18:38 PM

HOW DOES A PHONE WORK?

4/6/2011 12:20:20 PM

HAHAHAHA!

"I'd like to make this man an appointed expert in the field of IP telephony"

"Objection. He can't be an expert."

LULZ

4/6/2011 12:20:26 PM

"How do phones work?"

4/6/2011 12:20:26 PM

Murder pi!

4/6/2011 12:20:56 PM

Holy shit this is painful.

4/6/2011 12:21:12 PM

if this were a movie we'd now cut to a shot of twelve sleeping jurors.

4/6/2011 12:22:57 PM

plz to give me relevance to a fucking MURDER TRIAL!

4/6/2011 12:23:43 PM

OMG

Seriously I didn't know I was going to get a free CCIE VoIP lesson today.

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ]

4/6/2011 12:23:47 PM

nice tie

4/6/2011 12:25:32 PM

haha, this guy i know really well. worked with him for years.

4/6/2011 12:25:39 PM

jesus christ.



ARE THERE CORDLESS VERSIONS?



NO


EVERY PHONE MUST HAVE A CORD

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:26 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2011 12:25:51 PM

Is there a cordless version?

Yes

OK

Well they're really wireless

OKAY!

4/6/2011 12:26:18 PM

Brad killed his wife.

I know this.

I know this, because of THIS testimony, which has clearly and eloquently articulated how a FUCKING PHONE WORKS.

4/6/2011 12:26:45 PM

hahahahahaha

open and shut case

4/6/2011 12:27:10 PM

I'm waiting for the ADA to ask about subnets.

4/6/2011 12:27:19 PM

WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT A SWITCH LOOKS LIKE


IT'S A BOX WITH LIGHTS, PORTS, AND POTENTIALLY BUTTONS ON IT


IT CAN VARY IN SIZE FROM THE SIZE OF A SMALL BOOK TO THE SIZE OF YOUR GAPING IDIOCY

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:29 PM. Reason : oh shit getcha laser pointers out]

4/6/2011 12:28:12 PM

damn even the judge sounds bored

4/6/2011 12:28:43 PM

this thread brings the funny like no other

4/6/2011 12:28:43 PM

this is laughably embarrassing

4/6/2011 12:28:44 PM

BIG

FAT

INKPEN

4/6/2011 12:29:07 PM

BIG

FAT

PEN

4/6/2011 12:29:17 PM

DIDN'T WE JUST ASK WHAT A SWITCH IS?!

4/6/2011 12:29:48 PM

"You could do it with a switch."

"Well, this box here has switch written on it."

4/6/2011 12:29:59 PM

OH MY GOD...what is the fucking point?!?!

4/6/2011 12:30:51 PM

The Judge is like......""WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?!'

4/6/2011 12:31:01 PM

When he said. Series of. I was hoping he'd say tubes.

4/6/2011 12:31:32 PM

ALL

INTENSIVE

PURPOSES

4/6/2011 12:32:30 PM

"would you say that someone who had CCIE certification could be, for example...a murderer?"

4/6/2011 12:33:38 PM

poor guy has to sum up way too much info for a bunch of dumb ass questions





also, every time I see the lights get low, this is what i anticipate the courtroom turning into:

4/6/2011 12:33:50 PM

so are we just basically saying that Brad could have made a call with his cisco phone look like it came from his home phone...

4/6/2011 12:34:10 PM

^^you make me laugh

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2011 12:34:18 PM

Opening for Tiesto, Brad Cupper Murder Trial


"Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, it is 12:35, so I'm going to release you for lunch. Please make sure to leave your notebooks and glo-sticks on your chair and be prepared to return to the courtroom at 2 PM to continue the trial. I do ask that you do not discuss the playlist with anyone associated with the trial, and also that you do not formulate any opinions about the DJs on hand. Thank you."

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2011 12:36:34 PM

lunch time

4/6/2011 12:36:53 PM

ROFLCOPTAR!!1

The Cisco 871 doesn't have an FXO port.

NEXT!

4/6/2011 12:37:09 PM

I love how they cut the feed so we can't hear the lawyers arguing.

4/6/2011 12:37:15 PM

That guy didn't look too happy about having to stick around until after lunch to finish his testimony

4/6/2011 12:37:25 PM

testimony should be in quotation marks

4/6/2011 12:39:37 PM

Quote :

"ROFLCOPTAR!!1 The Cisco 871 doesn't have an FXO port. NEXT!"

haha, true that. i guess he could have used an ATA connected to an 871.

4/6/2011 12:39:41 PM

Judge "I'm a simple man"

That's one way to put it...

4/6/2011 12:40:30 PM

oh lord the judge just called himself simple

4/6/2011 12:40:53 PM

Then who was phone?

WHO
WAS
PHONE???

4/6/2011 12:41:40 PM

TEW PORHT INTERFACE CAWRD

4/6/2011 12:43:07 PM

This ADA is completely inept.

4/6/2011 12:44:38 PM

are they continuing with out the jury...didn't the jury already leave?

4/6/2011 12:47:04 PM

I see where the defense is going - they want to point out that if the phone stuff can be done without a FXO port, and no FXO module was found in the house, then dude's testimony as an "expert witness" is called into question because he's said that it wasn't possible without said FXO port




and the prosecution is trying to say that a guy who orders a part needed in his line of work could have potentially taken this thing home.....



jesus what a fucking stretch.



So he ordered it using the work methods, took it home, used it in part to commit the murder, then removes it from his house and takes it back to work so when the police confiscate all of his equipment, it's not there?


RIGHT.

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:51 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2011 12:47:11 PM