48

5/26/2009 2:23:27 PM

p titty

5/26/2009 2:23:44 PM

gosh ptitty maybe I need to go help her teach

job hunting sucks balls

5/26/2009 2:25:06 PM

A GIRL
IS IT 5 YET?

5/26/2009 2:26:28 PM

ohhhh pole dancing

you forgot SO HONGRY. are you not SO HONGRY anymore? haha

[Edited on May 26, 2009 at 2:28 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2009 2:27:49 PM

nah, i nommed on some junk food at lunch so I'd be hongry enough to nom on some wings tonight.

5/26/2009 2:30:52 PM

There has to be a better way to format that. But I can't think of one.

5/26/2009 2:51:49 PM

i'm going to pass out on my desk

5/26/2009 3:02:43 PM

tick tock deathklok

5/26/2009 3:03:42 PM

A GIRL

5/26/2009 3:10:33 PM

zomg i can't believe how much work i got done when i closed tww

and now it's back to fucking around on the internet and waiting on quittin' time

5/26/2009 3:10:39 PM

OH SHIT!
MY PHONE IS PISSED!

And by "pissed" I mean "making the sound that means it's out of battery power"

5/26/2009 3:40:22 PM

My ears have been stopped up all weekend. Today it seems to be affecting my vision, making me kinda swimmy-headed. I hope this is normal and will go away soon!

5/26/2009 4:10:02 PM

I really wish I weren't just sitting here doing nothing.
I want some more of those cheese puffs pat made, and wish I hadn't eaten so many sunday.
I wish I could just find some fucking shoes that fit well.
And why the hell am I already hungry?

5/26/2009 4:13:10 PM

I'm starving...and really don't want to make dinner tonight.

something hot would be yummy.

5/26/2009 4:46:33 PM

SO HONGRY
WINGS
OM NOM NOM

5/26/2009 4:51:31 PM

it really bothers me when people say eleven as eleben

5/26/2009 4:54:38 PM

it usually just comes out as "leven" for me

5/26/2009 4:56:21 PM

there is absolutely no reson that I should NEED to eat right now
and definitely not so badly

5/26/2009 5:05:35 PM

DONE with the beast of a paper that was the worst paper i've ever written in my entire life / i have no idea what i just turned in 25 pages of ish. whatev. i would really like a B but hey if i get a C i can't really complain because i missed like a month and a half of school and all that other shit that happened. i will take a C. i will still probably be really aggro if i get a C but i will just talk myself into accepting it

hollaaaa

only one more paper to go and that sucker isn't due until june 15th so i can relax for a few days

5/26/2009 5:13:51 PM

congrats!

5/26/2009 5:26:26 PM

tww is gonna be jealous...

i just noticed that Jen poked me

5/26/2009 5:33:14 PM

thinking about that native american coug

5/26/2009 6:16:43 PM

yeah, I will be hurting tomorrow

5/26/2009 6:38:58 PM

don't dye your hair then call yourself a redhead

5/26/2009 7:18:04 PM

twas a rather productive day. Got my wings and got the wedding gift taken care of. epic success

5/26/2009 7:25:18 PM

to go to the abc store or not to go to the abc store, that is the question

5/26/2009 8:21:02 PM

^do it! do it!

5/26/2009 8:21:25 PM

i'm going to start taking antibuse and i feel like this is my last chance to drink, but i haven't had anything to drink for like 5 days. hrm.

5/26/2009 8:23:51 PM

just the thought of beer makes me nauseous

Saturday was a baaad night for me

5/26/2009 8:24:49 PM

i don't drink beer unless it's like blueberry lager.

5/26/2009 8:25:54 PM

hotel for dogs is like the worst movie i've ever seen. ever.

5/26/2009 8:36:50 PM

so seepy

5/26/2009 8:49:30 PM

my back hurts

5/26/2009 9:17:21 PM

Even the ska button isn't helping

5/26/2009 10:20:02 PM

5/26/2009 10:20:39 PM

MOAR SLEEP

[Edited on May 26, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2009 10:25:02 PM

dude

are you fucking kidding me?

5/26/2009 10:34:44 PM

I wanna be on a TLC tv show.

5/26/2009 10:36:55 PM

I have good feelings about this.

5/26/2009 10:58:38 PM

what int he bloody fuck is wrong with my arm

5/26/2009 11:14:35 PM

thank god i didnt forget to ask for the phone number this time

5/26/2009 11:14:40 PM

My eyes are itchy. I probably shouldn't scratch them though.

5/26/2009 11:15:30 PM

bingo

5/26/2009 11:21:03 PM

i love beach bingo

5/26/2009 11:23:58 PM

i love the beach when i'm less flabby

5/26/2009 11:31:23 PM

This is kinda starting to get annoying :-/

5/26/2009 11:31:46 PM

gah

5/26/2009 11:38:25 PM

my arm really shouldn't tingle like this

5/26/2009 11:40:58 PM

Im thinkin Fail Boat will get PISSED when I

SET EM UP

5/26/2009 11:42:33 PM