i want some confessions too, the box is open!

11/12/2009 11:55:03 PM

^^Is that lilstarlet27? I hear she's a bitch.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason : HEH]

11/12/2009 11:55:12 PM

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"i, too, can be turned on by 2 guys having sex. but more of the kissing, less sex."

11/12/2009 11:55:48 PM

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"one morning I was undressing and my cat was sitting on my bed in the room i was naked and puttin on my shirt in front of the bed and as i was pullin the shirt over my head i felt a paw batting my penis around, sure enough i look down and my cat is playing swat with my semi wood penis that was one of the more embarassing things that have ever happened to me "

11/12/2009 11:55:50 PM

^^^^^who dat be? i'll make sure they getz the love

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : lol]

11/12/2009 11:56:19 PM

^^ bahhaahaaa

11/12/2009 11:57:27 PM

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"DNL gave me a cupcake. i smelled cheap cologne."

11/12/2009 11:58:26 PM

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"i ate a gal out in public once. outside a crowded bar. "

actually those were not my confessions. and God YOU, my friend, seem like a real winner. im a bitch to ppl who act like bitches to me. oh snap.

11/12/2009 11:59:12 PM

^^hahahaha

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : ^]

11/12/2009 11:59:22 PM

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"one time i was so drunk, i ate a gal out in public. it was at night outside a crowded bar on hillsborough. there were people on the patio, i'm sure they saw."

11/12/2009 11:59:26 PM

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"one time when I was about 14, I was jerkin off to a pic of a girl in my class. I got to whippin it around quite a bit, and cut my dickhead on the side of the picture, just as I was climaxing. that was awkward as all hell. "

11/13/2009 12:00:59 AM

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"i'm 26 and get fucked up and play with playdoh more nights than i do not get fucked up and play with playdoh."

10/10

11/13/2009 12:01:16 AM

no one wants to send me a confession

11/13/2009 12:01:32 AM

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"i thought it would be hilarious to fart in my roommate's dog's face. it was. "

*poot*

11/13/2009 12:01:37 AM

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"the massive gap between how you are in real life and how you are online confuses me almost to the point of being disturbed. but we cool tho "

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"I'm just bored. "

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : g]

11/13/2009 12:01:46 AM

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"when i was a kid, about 13 or so, i discovered that the water jets in the public pool came out with a force that made my penis feel very tickly. so that summer i spent a lot of time hanging on the edge of pools with the water jets focused on my cock while I watched the older gals strut around in their bikinis. I busted a lot of nuts in the public pools during that time. "

11/13/2009 12:02:27 AM

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"i went to the tilted kilt tonight and all i could do was stare at titties as they pass. the girls that work there are hot and scantly clad. i feel like such a guy "

11/13/2009 12:02:39 AM

^^HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : fdssa]

11/13/2009 12:02:58 AM

^^^who HASN'T done that?

11/13/2009 12:03:04 AM

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"I want to put it in elises butt"

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : ^me ,b/c I don't have a penis to do it with]

11/13/2009 12:03:24 AM

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"I'm embarrassed but the amount of money I make compared to my age. I know others make as much or more than me, but it seem ridiculous I make as much money as I do, for not really accomplishing anything other than helping companies save money. "

11/13/2009 12:03:36 AM

I have never busted a nut in a swimming pool.

11/13/2009 12:03:37 AM

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"when i was 22 years old i got hooked up with this woman who was 50. she was a sex fiend. she made me eat her pussy for so long the underside of my tongue got a friction blister."

11/13/2009 12:04:39 AM

this ones seven hours old and may be posted already but fuck it

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"I don't like oral. "

11/13/2009 12:04:56 AM

^^hahah was it Pam's mom?

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : f]

11/13/2009 12:05:07 AM

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"Of the 3-4 hours I've been posting confessions (and subsequently looking at porn), I neglected to realize my VPN tunnel back to work was still open. (I have it set to tunnel everything, even web traffic.)"

11/13/2009 12:07:17 AM

yo is 50 year old pussy still the same, or do the lips get like extra saggy?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/13/2009 12:07:46 AM

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"i was part of a four-guy gangbang with one gal. mostly we just took turns, but at one point another dude climbed over me to stick his cock in her mouth while i was fucking her pussy. his nuts and asshole went right in my face. it smelled bad. "

11/13/2009 12:07:55 AM

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"I've told a lot of people that next time I come to Raleigh I'll let them know and we will hang out, but in reality I probably won't tell them, and I'm going to feel bad if they see me out, but I just don't have enough time to spend a whole week in Raleigh anymore."

11/13/2009 12:08:02 AM

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"I've always thought Shawna was the funniest girl I've ever met. Yet in all the years I've ever known her I never told her that. "

11/13/2009 12:09:38 AM

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"When I was 9, I was in the wave pool at Emerald Pointe and the urge to take a shit hit me all of a sudden. I rushed out of the wave pool, but the bathrooms were several hundred yards away... so I started running. Within seconds the lifeguard whistles are blowing they are yelling at me "NO RUNNING!", so I speed walk instead. Repeated this several times. I got to the stall in the bathroom, and right as I opened the stall door, my asshole exploded with what felt like 1/2 my bodyweight bursting out. Diarrhea was everywhere, all over the floor, the door, the walls and my swimsuit and legs. I basically took a bath in the toilet flushing over and over again to wash off my swim trunks and legs, and used tons of toilet paper to clean up as fast as I could. I waited for the bathroom to be empty to leave the stall and wash my hands, and right as I was walking out another kid walked in and I was like "dude somebody shit themselves in here!" which absolved me completely. I ran straight for the Pirate Lagoon pool and jumped in "

hahah wowza

11/13/2009 12:12:03 AM

lololololololol

11/13/2009 12:13:17 AM

^^ wow.... i feel like that's too detailed to be a lie

11/13/2009 12:14:01 AM

this shit is just 10/10

11/13/2009 12:14:27 AM

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"I am not the only person curious about nub sex "

11/13/2009 12:14:35 AM

Here's another shit one wtf

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"When I was younger, I would get very nervous the first day of school. Every first day of school from that I can remember (3rd grade) through 9th grade, I shat my pants in some form on the way, at, or on the way home from school. I would always play it off and try to hide it, but how can you not smell shit in a stinky hot school bus? "

11/13/2009 12:16:35 AM

any secrets left?

11/13/2009 12:20:22 AM

good lord this thing has taken off. Gone for a few hours and im 1/3 behind

11/13/2009 12:20:45 AM

^^ people will always have secrets

11/13/2009 12:21:12 AM

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"one time at night i went to bed with a really itchy asshole. then i had a dream that involved eating food, and i stuck my finger in my mouth. i immediately woke up with the very strong taste of shit on my tongue. it was terrible. it was very harsh and acidy taste and felt like it was literaly burning my tounge."

11/13/2009 12:22:24 AM

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"your headlights costume did it for me "

11/13/2009 12:23:17 AM

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"I was in college and had sex with this 35 or 40 year old cougar I picked up in a bar i. We were both wasted and she went home with me and then at the last minute all of a sudden didnt want to put out I became, well let's say "persistent". I came inside her and then she cried. So I took her home and never saw her again. I heard through the grapevine that she had gotten pregnant from that night. The experience led her to quit drinking, go to church, get saved and baptised, and she had the baby. I have no idea what happened to her or the baby. i feel real bad about this, espeically the "persistent" part. Some folks might have another word for it. "

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"I used to spray hairspray on my girlparts to make it burn while I masturbated. "

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"When I was like 8 I took a shit in the ocean and I think my cousin stepped on it cause about 45 seconds after I did it she said she stepped on something soft that wasn't sand."

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

11/13/2009 12:23:41 AM

this shit is bananas







i said... THIS SHIT IS BANANAs

11/13/2009 12:23:47 AM

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"I, too, have imagined your bare breasts. "

lolzzz

11/13/2009 12:26:27 AM

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"i watched twilight today, way too teen angsty but at least i gave it a try "

11/13/2009 12:29:09 AM

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"Quote : "I don't like oral. ""

holy friggin crap. u serious???????

11/13/2009 12:36:39 AM

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"I peed my pants in front of my 3rd grade class because I was giving a presentation to the class right after lunch and I was too excited to go to the bathroom before we got back to the classroom. So when I was standing up there I felt the pee need to come out and I crossed my legs, then it got so bad that I started to hop like a frog and the class laughed at me cause they thought I was just making a joke. My teacher asked me if I had to use the bathroom and I said yes and she told me to run but it was too late, I peed my pants. I had to wait in the bathroom until my mom got to school with clean clothes and she was mad at me. "

11/13/2009 12:37:10 AM

one of my friends in grade school was doing a reading for the mass and we had to practice. she had to pee really really bad and the nun wouldn't let her go to the bathroom. sooo she kept doing her reading and ended up peeing on the lecturn (and if you're catholic you understand why it's such a deal)


i felt so awful for her

11/13/2009 12:42:33 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes I still get scared I will run into Chembob "

11/13/2009 1:07:39 AM

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"i fuck like a porn star"

11/13/2009 1:09:01 AM