I cannot wait to break out the new hockey jersey tomorrow night

10/1/2009 1:15:39 PM

bw3s for lunch

me want nappy

this whole getting up at 5am thing and working till 9pm+ kinda sucks bawls

10/1/2009 1:17:20 PM

Crampy. Ugh

10/1/2009 1:18:55 PM

want a closet overhaul

want new clothes

have little money

10/1/2009 1:33:24 PM

eff meeeee i just got the screw job

there's a write up on this month's distrobution letter that GOES TO THE ENTIRE 70,000 EMPLOYEES about my project.

and guess which article was the only one with no mention of a name in it?

HI

whent hey asked for screen shots i should have sent in a picture OF MY FACE

10/1/2009 1:46:27 PM

10/1/2009 2:05:37 PM

CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/1/2009 2:06:49 PM

I am at rope's end with this awful dog.

10/1/2009 2:11:36 PM

this is a good start so far

10/1/2009 2:12:44 PM

I must find this money and my ID....crap! I wanna drink tomorrow!

10/1/2009 2:13:14 PM

pshoes and i keep posting at almost the same time in different threads...it's weirding me out



guess it's weird that i noticed that too

10/1/2009 2:20:31 PM

I'm watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

10/1/2009 2:23:01 PM

^^ i made a comment about one of your posts this morning and i noticed the same thing, and went to check if you responded, but i think i killed the thread

10/1/2009 2:27:26 PM

10/1/2009 2:29:29 PM

dammit
I need to eat.
do not want.

10/1/2009 2:38:56 PM

what tha?!?! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10/1/2009 2:48:08 PM

yay! I found it!

10/1/2009 2:50:20 PM

I Really, really, really want some bacon right now.

10/1/2009 2:59:00 PM

Quoted over $5M make that 7M in business in the last two days

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : a]

10/1/2009 3:09:50 PM

i'm going to be incredibly bored for the next 45 minutes

10/1/2009 4:16:59 PM

i know a great way to occupy no more than 15 of those minutes

10/1/2009 4:18:01 PM

hahahha...

poor thing

10/1/2009 4:21:55 PM

i mean...REALLY...

10/1/2009 4:41:28 PM

Groggy as hell. Gotta get home and get some ZZZZZZzzzzzssss....

10/1/2009 4:42:33 PM

ok fuck it

everything i try makes shit worse

i'm done trying.

10/1/2009 4:44:00 PM

where is my darling one?


IT IS TIME TO WATCH MOVIES, SON

10/1/2009 4:45:29 PM

tonight is going to be so lovely

low expectations ftw?

10/1/2009 4:46:53 PM

Low expectations? I'd like a blowjob tonight, but it somehow ranks as a high expectation lately.

10/1/2009 4:48:04 PM

where'd this headache come from?

10/1/2009 4:48:13 PM

Quote :

"Low expectations? I'd like a blowjob tonight, but it somehow ranks as a high expectation lately. "

Low expectations: all I need for it to be an excellent, superb, heavenly night is to touch my husband.

Cuddling, nookie, and sleeping in tomorrow are all icing on the cake

10/1/2009 4:50:31 PM

god i hope they make a glee soundtrack

10/1/2009 4:51:58 PM

I wish the plumber would hurry up I'm hungry and I wanna go get some sushi.

10/1/2009 4:54:53 PM

I'm going to have a bruise on my side, thanks booth and beer.

10/1/2009 5:04:21 PM

no one puts baby in a corner!

10/1/2009 5:07:47 PM

‽

10/1/2009 5:10:18 PM

lawl

10/1/2009 5:10:51 PM

why don't you stay....
i'm so tired of being lonely...

10/1/2009 5:19:04 PM

i hate that fucking song and that fucking whiny bitch that sings it

10/1/2009 5:20:02 PM

K

10/1/2009 5:20:59 PM

Consider the set below.
S = { x | 7 < x < 125 and the square root of x is an integer}
How many elements does the set S have?



why the fuck do i care

10/1/2009 5:21:46 PM

answer is 9 i think

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 5:23 PM. Reason : fdsa]

10/1/2009 5:23:01 PM

The answer is 9.

10/1/2009 5:31:09 PM

very good

10/1/2009 5:32:04 PM

You doin' some middle school math homework?

10/1/2009 5:45:09 PM

Missed three buses today. I think that's a record.

10/1/2009 5:52:10 PM

fuck.... guess i really should wear that sock instead of assuming that it's completely better

10/1/2009 5:55:10 PM

My mom called me a cripple today

10/1/2009 5:56:42 PM

ha, my nickname in high school varied between crash and gimp...

10/1/2009 5:58:40 PM

perhaps they were on to a trend

10/1/2009 5:59:14 PM

yes, they definitely were.

i always hurt myself right before the school year started, and possibly again another time pretty bad during the year.

the worst/funniest was the senior year powderpuff game when i got a little too serious, got hit and gave myself a concussion. the nickname on my shirt: "crash"

10/1/2009 6:01:36 PM