Food!

10/2/2009 2:38:40 PM

LOLLERIFFIC

word of the day

use it in a sentence mmkay?

10/2/2009 3:13:55 PM

UR FACE IS LOLLERIFIC


BURNS LIKE HOT FIYAH

10/2/2009 3:14:25 PM

Quote :

"No joke: UF officials remove zombie plan from site Posted: Today at 10:04 a.m. Updated: Today at 11:24 a.m. GAINESVILLE, FLA. — The University of Florida's response plans for a zombie apocalypse are no longer available for public consumption. UF spokesman Steve Orlando said Friday the university removed a link to a disaster recovery exercise, which detailed how the school could respond to an outbreak of the undead. The link was taken down late Thursday afternoon. Orlando says officials felt the joke "didn't really belong" on the site, which also included plans for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics. The exercise lays out the university's response to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning." Orlando says the employee who wrote the gag wasn't punished."

[Edited on October 2, 2009 at 3:14 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2009 3:14:36 PM

FIYER BURNIN

10/2/2009 3:14:47 PM

I don't understand the obsession with Zombies...

Are Zombies to guys like Vampires are to girls?

10/2/2009 3:18:15 PM

I think girls are to guys what vampires are to girls, sawahash, mistress of the classic SAT.

10/2/2009 3:19:08 PM

hahahaha


Then what is with the obsession of zombies?

10/2/2009 3:19:59 PM

damn, sounded like something just blew up somewhere downstairs

10/2/2009 3:20:34 PM

yea... i think my day is going to end at 4 today....

ankle is fucking killing me and i've hit my productivity wall already

10/2/2009 3:20:57 PM

hah what on Earth ever possessed me to download 2 Phish songs???

10/2/2009 3:22:25 PM

Quote :

"hahahaha Then what is with the obsession of zombies?"

I decay, my bff jill?

10/2/2009 3:23:10 PM

im so fucking antsy and ready to get the fuck up out of here

10/2/2009 3:23:11 PM

which 2?


and zombies are awesome

10/2/2009 3:24:35 PM

wading in the velvet sea and bouncing round the room

10/2/2009 3:25:49 PM

i love wading

10/2/2009 3:27:08 PM

i am not, nor have i ever been, high enough to enjoy Phish music

10/2/2009 3:33:32 PM

clearly you are wrong if you just downloaded two songs

10/2/2009 3:37:11 PM

to nap or not to nap, that is the question

10/2/2009 3:38:11 PM

ok

i don't recall ever being high enough to enjoy Phish

10/2/2009 3:38:17 PM

Which savings account should I put my FA refund check?

10/2/2009 3:38:32 PM

you still dont make sense

10/2/2009 3:42:49 PM

yea, well you're the King of Nonsenseville so hmmphh!!!

oh and i didn't just download them, like just now. i downloaded them a few years back and my ipod just cycled to one of them, causing me to wonder why i ever downloaded them.

do i make more sense now?

[Edited on October 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM. Reason : .]

10/2/2009 3:43:37 PM

makes sense to me, i find it funnier when you cant keep up

10/2/2009 3:45:30 PM

10/2/2009 3:45:50 PM

I love zombies.

We're going to see Zombieland tonight actually!

10/2/2009 3:48:45 PM

My body craves protein.

10/2/2009 3:49:16 PM

OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES OK????

10/2/2009 3:56:50 PM

It's so dark out. Spooky!

10/2/2009 3:57:32 PM

If opinions are like assholes, then I've got a lot of assholes...most of them vocal as hell, and most of them nobody wants to see or hear.

10/2/2009 4:00:43 PM

^^^Everyone has one and they all stink!

[Edited on October 2, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2009 4:00:56 PM

It'd be kind of cool to have a sister.

10/2/2009 4:02:18 PM

probably shouldn't have taken anything for that headache. Now I'm about to fall asleep.
still 53min to go.

[Edited on October 2, 2009 at 4:07 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2009 4:07:33 PM

need to go drop a check to pay a small bill that i should have awhile ago but never got it in the mail (different address)... i wonder when i can get out of here.

10/2/2009 4:13:37 PM

i'm taking a page from the Saps Book and having breakfast for dinner

WITH WAFFLES

10/2/2009 4:15:46 PM

10/2/2009 4:16:03 PM

Eh?

Quote :

" So why is unemployment and underemployment so high, and why is it likely to remain high for some time? Because, as noted, people who are worried about their jobs or have no jobs, and who are also trying to get out from under a pile of debt, are not going to do a lot of shopping. And businesses that don’t have customers aren’t going to do a lot of new investing. And foreign nations also suffering high unemployment aren’t going to buy a lot of our goods and services. And without customers, companies won’t hire. They’ll cut payrolls instead. Which brings us to the obvious question: Who’s going to buy the stuff we make or the services we provide, and therefore bring jobs back? There’s only one buyer left: The government. Let me say this as clearly and forcefully as I can: The federal government should be spending even more than it already is on roads and bridges and schools and parks and everything else we need. It should make up for cutbacks at the state level, and then some. This is the only way to put Americans back to work. We did it during the Depression. It was called the WPA. Yes, I know. Our government is already deep in debt. But let me tell you something: When one out of six Americans is unemployed or underemployed, this is no time to worry about the debt. When I was a small boy my father told me that I and my kids and my grand-kids would be paying down the debt created by Franklin D. Roosevelt during the Depression and World War II. I didn’t even know what a debt was, but it kept me up at night. My father was right about a lot of things, but he was wrong about this. America paid down FDR’s debt in the 1950s, when Americans went back to work, when the economy was growing again, and when our incomes grew, too. We paid taxes, and in a few years that FDR debt had shrunk to almost nothing. You see? The most important thing right now is getting the jobs back, and getting the economy growing again. People who now obsess about government debt have it backwards. The problem isn’t the debt. The problem is just the opposite. It’s that at a time like this, when consumers and businesses and exports can’t do it, government has to spend more to get Americans back to work and recharge the economy. Then – after people are working and the economy is growing — we can pay down that debt. "

10/2/2009 4:26:10 PM

Shit I'd love to buy this car right now....

10/2/2009 4:44:14 PM

that was a lot of walking around for just a few items

10/2/2009 5:10:31 PM

i'm watching an episode of the Sopranos and drinking a beer

10/2/2009 5:26:19 PM

facebooking, t-dubing, and watching tv.

10/2/2009 5:28:19 PM

facebooking, t-dubing, and watching tv.

10/2/2009 5:29:10 PM

...maybe get some take-out from some delicious restaurant locally. cuz now i don't wanna cook anything

10/2/2009 5:29:11 PM

paid all my bills and there goes this month's paycheck

10/2/2009 6:04:11 PM

well that's no good

10/2/2009 6:06:13 PM

I'm getting the fuck out of here in December...I'm tired of my apartment-mate bringing over his Asian girlfriend and them sitting on the couch watching shit when I want to play FIFA

10/2/2009 6:25:02 PM

i was feeling so motivated about 10 minutes ago

10/2/2009 6:35:39 PM

surprise crazy

the park

yeah yeah yeahs

chicago

homework

10/2/2009 6:38:08 PM

let that igloo cooler mark your piece of paradise

this song blows

10/2/2009 7:38:36 PM

lost 2 more lbs

10/2/2009 8:17:24 PM