fewd

10/2/2009 8:22:12 PM

heres a shit ton of really good albums available for download, enjoy

http://phish-halloween.blogspot.com/

10/2/2009 8:35:02 PM

I've been dating Girl A for a month.

Girl B who I have wanted to fuck since i was 18 and met her wants me to go out with her tonight downtown, dancing, etc. and wants to come back to my place afterwards.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

10/2/2009 8:48:09 PM

Are you getting it from Girl A? If not, then flip for the B side.

I don't consider it a done deal until the insertion has been made. Sometimes not for a little while after.

10/2/2009 8:49:53 PM

^me and Girl A have done everything except sex, but she has a great sex drive. The only problem is she lives in charlotte.

Girl B would be a one time thing.....and i really want to, i just can't get the gumption to do it.

10/2/2009 8:51:22 PM

Surrender your man card.

10/2/2009 8:52:04 PM

^NEVER......

10/2/2009 8:52:36 PM

Then get busy layin' some pipe with B Babe...

10/2/2009 8:54:41 PM

HURRICANES.

10/2/2009 9:04:24 PM

i should have gone to the beach

10/2/2009 9:35:00 PM

Just had a lame ass day at work, and now I'm gonna get me some sleep.

I hope I can put up with working for the federal government. If not, I think I can cut a decent life in the private sector.

10/2/2009 10:09:00 PM

So much for sleeping in on Saturday....

10/3/2009 7:22:50 AM

Wide awake, combing these unfuckingbelievable pics. Should have gotten here like an hour earlier than I did, this is impossible. But Nick Cave will help me sort things through. Men shall come and go, but you will always be there, Nick Cave.

10/3/2009 8:34:52 AM

10/3/2009 9:52:32 AM

its been a while

10/3/2009 9:56:10 AM

I just forgot how to type...couldnt find the ? mark. wtf??

10/3/2009 10:00:21 AM

what to do today.....

10/3/2009 10:04:41 AM

Yay, going out with him again tonight!

10/3/2009 10:19:29 AM

MUCUS PLUG

how gross is pregnancy

super gross that is how gross

no offense, mothers.

10/3/2009 10:35:53 AM

^are you watching the surprise twins too?

10/3/2009 10:41:44 AM

YES!! haha

and i didn't know i was pregnant is on next. yessss!!!

10/3/2009 10:42:08 AM

I still can't figure out how a woman can not know she's pregnant...

I would hate to all of a sudden to go into labor and not know it was labor and just rush to the hospital cause I thought I was dying then to pop out a baby and be like wtf?

10/3/2009 10:44:04 AM

uhhh yea that would really, really suck. not to mention everyone thinks you're a moron after

at least SOME people go to the hospital. it is better than the women thinking they are taking a giant poop and then pop a baby into the toilet

i mean if that is what it feels like when you poop, you might have some other issues

10/3/2009 10:48:06 AM

Woohoo the sizing worked! And it's so pretty!!!!!!

10/3/2009 11:08:47 AM

oh my

10/3/2009 11:45:50 AM

noon and football can't get here quick enough...so bored

10/3/2009 11:46:16 AM

Quote :

"and i didn't know i was pregnant is on next. yessss!!!"

OMG khcadwal i totally read that as "i didn't know i was pregnant, yessss!!!" and was about to be all

10/3/2009 12:48:19 PM

should I go out for the State game? of the later game?

10/3/2009 1:06:06 PM

ok. i'm awake. i worked out. i'm not moving again. - who's delivering lunch?

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10/3/2009 1:51:36 PM

holy shit - kentucky is getting raped

10/3/2009 2:06:00 PM

I went to 3 bars last night and my tab was $4 at each one

I drank way more than $4 worth of beer at one of those bars

the magic of the mustache

10/3/2009 2:12:56 PM

^^21 pts in less than two minutes... that's not good



also, no one has put any input into my question

10/3/2009 2:16:13 PM

the later game

10/3/2009 2:19:24 PM

^haha I think I got talked into going out for the state game too


and fucking clemson- how the fuck do you let that happen? god dammit i hate maryland....

10/3/2009 2:36:27 PM

i'm watching DVR, and everytime i want to stop watching it i hit "last"

not remembering that i'm watching DVR

10/3/2009 2:57:27 PM

does that not work on your dvr? on mine it will go to the last channel watched, and then when I get tired of watching that, I can press it again, and it will start up the dvr'ed show right where I left off

10/3/2009 2:59:33 PM

damn mine doesn't do that

10/3/2009 3:00:20 PM

it won't start it up where i left off. i have to go back through the prompts.

i'm staying at my parents to watch the dog, and apparently working the DVR is rather complicated for me

10/3/2009 3:01:10 PM

uggggggggh

10/3/2009 3:02:40 PM

surprise buttsecks

10/3/2009 3:07:24 PM

eeeeeeeeeeee i love it when old friends call!

10/3/2009 3:08:54 PM

yay UNC lost!

also

yay didn't catch any pinfish today

also

yay caught enough fish to eat tonight

also

yay going out with my new friend tonight!

10/3/2009 3:13:26 PM

new eye makeup looks fab

10/3/2009 3:23:01 PM

someone seriously just said "fiber optic lines are already ran to everyone's house, it's just not turned on because the cable companies are so greedy"

10/3/2009 5:06:52 PM

time to start getting ready or something...

10/3/2009 5:09:57 PM

He didn't quite point his finger at me and make me cum. More like he made me clench pretty hard. But it was close.

10/3/2009 5:52:29 PM

Your ringtone is playing in the bar

10/3/2009 6:36:38 PM

special teams is gonna be doing some laps

10/3/2009 7:02:18 PM

ow ow ow headache

10/3/2009 7:02:27 PM

Football time in Tennessee bitches!!!!

10/3/2009 7:33:04 PM