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10/20/2009 11:13:27 AM

^ as they shouldn't

especially ugly fat ones

stupid quit ghost editing

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 11:14 AM. Reason : fasdfsadf]

10/20/2009 11:14:04 AM

i'm sorry, i didn't want my post at the top of a new page for everyone to go "HUH?" to when they saw it.

i said, "no i'm not mad, i'm a baller and i don't really care what these internet nerds think of me."

which isn't actually true. i cry myself to sleep at least 3 nights a week because of what these assholes say

10/20/2009 11:16:36 AM

^she called you "stupid" and you said "I'm sorry"? WEAK

10/20/2009 11:18:25 AM

i'm gonna go cry now

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i think i'll go eat worms...or jump off a building]

10/20/2009 11:18:57 AM

^ what is the second verse of that song

i always think long fat short

which clearly doesnt work long/short

10/20/2009 11:20:19 AM

the first one was slimy, the second one was grimy, the third and forth came up!

10/20/2009 11:21:09 AM

what are we singing the same song here?

10/20/2009 11:21:59 AM

aha apparently i was incorrectly taught that song as a kid and i've been singing it wrong my whole life

fucking great

10/20/2009 11:22:51 AM

google it

the stupid virus on this computer at work does not allow me to google

10/20/2009 11:24:16 AM

i did google it, which is how i found out i was wrong for so long

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

10/20/2009 11:25:27 AM

^ not the song i remember learing either

10/20/2009 11:28:14 AM

so you're saying we're both losers? i feel so much better.

10/20/2009 11:29:59 AM

No one can win if everyone loses.

10/20/2009 11:37:55 AM

This guy in my office is pretending to be a place kicker for a pro football team by punting a box across the room over and over.

Let me check craigslist for the job openings.

10/20/2009 11:41:49 AM

Why is he punting if he wants to be a placekicker

Volunteer to be his holder

10/20/2009 11:49:46 AM

I'd volunteer to kick him in the balls but I'd rather passive-aggresively post about it.

10/20/2009 11:50:28 AM

Why do people act like a smiley face cancels out bad things? I'd rather just get "here's the problem" than "here's the problem ... but "

10/20/2009 11:59:13 AM

1. when people people explain fucking high school level math to me.. seriously, i understand how to calculate the price of fucking material. yes, even when its in square feet..this does not blow my mind quite as much as it does yours

2. when even though i'm saying "i know, i've already done it..yea, it's done..here's the answer.. i know, yeah, that's how i did it...LOOK GOD DAMMIT" they still don't realize i've already fucking done the math.

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Reason : a]

10/20/2009 2:54:46 PM

This mother fucker is still in my office with his loud ass ringtone. That, and when it rings he scrambles to find it and mutters to himself something.

Old people and technology rarely mix

10/21/2009 11:48:18 AM

WCPE is put out over the speakers (classical station)

...they've been playing christmas music already.

10/23/2009 10:43:33 AM

having to work today

10/23/2009 10:43:58 AM

i don't mind when people turd on the clock. i do mind when they don't flush enough. i don't want to see your shit when it's my turn.

10/23/2009 10:45:48 AM

I cannot stand when someone tries to tell me how to do my job

If you don't like how I do things, fire me

If you're not going to fire me, then shut the fuck up




I can see how one might think that viewpoint might not be justified, but I feel it is

10/27/2009 1:13:09 PM

I love being told I don't dress nicely enough. Come do my job and get pissed on and spit on everyday then tell me I should wear "nice" clothes. Talk shit again and I'm emailing those Myrtle Beach pictures to everyone, though you're the dumbass who put them up on facebook to begin with. Bitches.

10/27/2009 1:27:08 PM

so just dress nicer. it's not that hard.

-----

setting up inner office meetings that no one takes seriously so they either schedule stuff on top, come late, or just don't come at all for no reason. we have til the end of this week to decide if we want to keep this very expensive software. i will be out until friday, and we are only open til 12 on fridays, and everybody else's schedules are booked up that day. we HAVE to make this decision today.

10/27/2009 1:40:40 PM

you missed the point that she's not going to get nicer clothes shit, vomited, and pissed on.

i wouldn't either

i'd roll up in a tyvek frog suit

10/27/2009 1:41:40 PM

^^^They wouldn't talk like that to you if you still had huge knockers




I get pissed off when a co-worker emails me and tells me to email some files to another person. Files that he is able to access just as well as me. Seriously man?!?!?

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 1:42 PM. Reason : ^^^]

10/27/2009 1:42:04 PM

No. I refuse to wear dress clothes to be pissed on. And my boss suggested we wear scrubs so bitch down the hall needs to stfu.

10/27/2009 1:43:13 PM

i guess it really depends on who is telling you to dress nicer. and where you work. i had assumed a higher-up of some sort. if it was just another regular employee at the same level or below me, screw em.

we're not a very formal office, but i do think people should dress nicely. i don't get vomited on though

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ]

10/27/2009 1:43:51 PM

when the person working the shift after me calls to tell me he will be late and he is already ten minutes late as is. if you are going to be late call me before your shift starts. i dont know why but it drives me NUTS!

this isnt really a "workplace annoyance" but i hate it when my boss calls on my day off.

10/27/2009 1:48:17 PM

I don't work in a formal office I work with young children with special needs.

10/27/2009 2:08:40 PM

E-mails that notify all of the faculty that three students out of a total 2800 will be absent on Friday for a field trip. If it only concerns a small group of people, e-mail those people.

10/27/2009 2:35:40 PM

Quote :

"Talk shit again and I'm emailing those Myrtle Beach pictures to everyone, "

???

10/27/2009 3:15:10 PM

the company events coordinator just sent out an email to the company listserv with subject PLEASE READ THIS

turned out to be some lame youtube speech about healthcare reform

10/28/2009 6:17:42 PM

at least you work at a place that doesnt block YouTube at the fucking firewall

10/29/2009 3:12:08 AM

getting paid 1/4 of the salary of my coworkers for doing the same amount of work every week

10/29/2009 3:19:17 AM

so finish your degree, already ... i mean, what'd you expect?




[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:20 AM. Reason : ]

10/29/2009 3:19:58 AM

Quote :

"I get pissed off when a co-worker emails me and tells me to email some files to another person. Files that he is able to access just as well as me. Seriously man?!?!?"

I've got a variant of this. Could you e-mail so-and-so and ask them such-and-such?

Could you just e-mail them directly yourself?

In cases like this I just figure the person doesn't want their fingerprints on something, so I just forward their request along with a simple "co-worker wanted to ask you this".

10/29/2009 8:46:47 AM

Quote :

"getting paid 1/4 of the salary of my coworkers for doing the same amount of work every week"

thats what you get for being a faggot, if you weren't a man that took it in the ass like a woman, maybe you'd get paid like a man

10/29/2009 8:59:59 AM

Accurate expectation, unrealistic, or am I just spoiled:

I shouldn't be able to tell when a particular boss is PMSing within 90 seconds of seeing her for the day. Every single month.

Quote :

"In cases like this I just figure the person doesn't want their fingerprints on something, so I just forward their request along with a simple "co-worker wanted to ask you this"."

win! ♥

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : s]

11/4/2009 10:16:38 AM

Probably just familiarity with that state of mind.

11/4/2009 10:17:37 AM

I can not stand legal review

The problem with 90 percent of lawyers is that they're either stupid or douchebags

In this case, we have both

11/4/2009 10:21:45 AM

I HATE how much time my paralegal wastes on dumb shit.

she acts like i must be doing my things wrong cause i get them done faster than she does

but i dont waste time

11/4/2009 11:54:51 AM

shes doing it again. i feel like i should total up the time, but it would just make me more mad

11/4/2009 12:02:24 PM

Working with woman who think 'PMS" is real.

11/4/2009 1:31:39 PM

people that call someone on the radio fiddy leven times for five minutes when its obvious after two attempts that they do not have their radio on, and other people need to use the damn channel

11/4/2009 2:03:52 PM

when everyone on a conference call is on speakerphone and there's that one asshole that's not

and the volume is right for everyone, then when that one asshole talks it's deafeningly loud

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

11/4/2009 3:49:05 PM

yell back at him

11/4/2009 3:53:10 PM

set em up

11/4/2009 3:53:34 PM